Spencer Van Etten High School - Alpha Omega Yearbook (Spencer, NY)

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, Barb Pietila, will to anyone who's foolish enough to want to be President oflany Senior Class my own personalized bottle ol aspirin. ,Diane Pulkinen, think that I thall will my thilly lithp to Tharon Jenthki. lEd. Note-Amenl , Skeet Redsicker, will Kemmerer's bag of eight penny nails, willed to me by Bob Cookley, willed to him by Steve Nash, willed to him by Dave Redsicker willed to him by loren Matta, willed to him by Peter Brock, willed to him by Carl Seaman, willed to him by Delvin Matta to Jeff Matta. ,Jeff Redsicker, will my car to anyone daring enough to take it. , Sue Roberts, will to Mary Fanton a seam ripper so she won't have to borrow mine all of the time. ,Roger Rumsey, will to Mr. Granger a box ol balloons so he can blow for the rest of his tortured live as a musician. ,Kevin Russell, will all my cigarettes to Jerry Catlin .lr. l, Pat Saunders, will to Mary Jonkowski a Christmas present given ta me in hopes that she may bubble forever. l, Mike Savon, will Jim Woolever the right to stop any register in our school. . ,Sam Savon, will one last big lie to whoever will still believe me, , Bernard Smith, will my ability as a mechanic to Ray Morgan. , Reed Stevens, will all the passes l have collected through the years to Mark Molyneaux in the hope that he can make good use ol them, ,Ann Thornton, will my red helmet to the next President of the ladies League for Democratic Action. ,Merrily Thornton, will my unfortunate laugh to Jackie Smith in hopes that she'll find some use for it. lEd. Note-Duck Calll. , Denny Toyryla, will my ability to play every sport, every year, to my younger brother Donald. ,Mike Toyryla, will Jim Summers some mascara for his beard so he can darken it when needed. ,Bill Valentine, being of sound mind and body, will my symbols of good times at the camp to Jeff Matta. ,Paula Van Horn, will to Wendy Begeal the pair of bikini underwear my sister, Leslie larrison, willed to me. ,Susanne Vann, will Marion Waclaveski a guy, in hopes that she will leave everyone else's alone. ,George Van Riper, being of sound mind and body, will my bench-warming ability to anyone who wants splinters. ,Marion Waclaveski, will happiness to my two sisters, and a good car to my lather in hopes it will run forever! , Valerie Wilkinson, will to Wendy Begeal and Jackie Palmer a big tent. ,les Wright, will my ability to break my leg to anyone uncoordinated enough to do it. V y' fywwd- WCW i sr , uf

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Clos W'II We the esteemed class of l968, being the first to escape the hallowed halls of SpencerAVan Etten Central, do solemnly bequeath these, our most revered possessions to those poor wretches who will follow, with the admonition to use them with the utmost care and intelligence, for even at that, they can never achieve the lofty heights that we, the greatest of all scholarly organizations, achieved. We sincerely hope that as they proceed towards the termination of their studies at this institution they will enioy as many a fiesta as we have. And we hope that they may possess in their ranks as worthy toastmasters as the ones with whom we have had the pleasure of associating. Furthermore, we hope that these artifacts which have been indispensable in our struggle will prove as valuable to them. ,Janet E, Arnold, will to Irene Hannula one of my three expired driver's permits at halfsprice. ,Judy Arnold, will my underclassmen their remaining years of school in hopes that they'Il know what to do with them. Bonnie Barrows, will my ability to go with a boy for less than two weeks to anybody who has the ability to get away with it. Roger Bartlett, being of sound mind and body will my wrestling ability to 'Bill Kramer who needs some of it. lyn Bower, will to Barb and Beck Mandeville as much happiness and friendship as they have shown me. Tommie E. Brooks, hereby will to my brother, David, my sheer genius for escaping punishment in hopes that he won't doing all the things that I did. , have to suffer when he gets caught ,Martha Bryan, will the library Job back to Mrs. Berkley so that she can learn what I have learned in the past years. Bonnie Catlin, will my ability not to have any trouble with boys to Esther, who seems to need it. Martin Coakley, will to Bob Bowen my dirty unwashed basketball practice shorts, and hope he can wear them in good health. ,Janna Cole, will my Geisha girl wig to anyone who dares wear it. Albert Collins, will by ability to get out of school early to Carl Alve, who I see is not doing badly. ,Jacquie Cortright, will my ability to have the most boy problems to Kathy Verity who already has a good start. ,Jack Cuddy, will to my school my outstanding attendance record. Carol Cundy, will to Jim Summers locker 95 lwhich already belongs to himl. Richard Cundy, will to Norman Cundy the ability to keep up with the little kids. Gary Decker, will my ability to control my temper to Colleen Redsicker in hopes that she'll use it. Edith Dowse, will the hair straightener, willed to me by Roger Crout, to Debbie Hodges. Sherry Dunckley, will to Darlene Millerd my ability to stay skinny without starving to death. larry Ervay, will to Bob Pietila my speed on the basketball court. Leonard Flora, will to Norman one pound of pot. Tom Fraser, will Mike Georgia, a pair of cow clippers in hopes he will know what to do with them. Pat Greene, will my little red inner tube to anyone brave enough to carry it around for 5 whole months. Theodore Grier, will all my great ability to lew Alcindor. Carl Grover, will my good looks to the Chief. Sue Grover, will back to Pat Greene all of the lost hours of sleep that I have acquired at her house. Bill Hager, will my ability to throw a good football party to Davey Arnold. Steve Harmon, will do anything. Champ Hertel, will my magic touch to everyone. Tom Hollenbeck, will to my brother Chuck, my Model A Ford. Fred Holmes, will to Dave Brooks my self-control after a night out on the town. Joe Huhta, will my broken tambourine to anyone who thinks he can play it. Terri Janhonen, will Keith Eddy to anyone who doesn't like to stay in the library for very long periods of time. Mary lou Jankowski, will to my sister, Tessie, the ability to get alonlg with Mr. Byrnes as well as I have. I, Bob Johnson, will my paper-route to Neil Riker who once told me that he has always wanted one. I l I I I I I I I I l I l I I Robert Kaine, will my height to anyone tall enough to handle it. Elvi Kaukinen, will to my brother one of the Garrison's Gorillas. Dana King, being of unsound mind and body do hearby leave my ability to daydream and sleep in class to Jeff Matta, and my unused B.B.'s to Mike Berkley. Don lampila, will to anyone who thinks they need it, my ability to get along with almost everybody except a certain teacher, which is hopeless. Barbara lawrence, will much patience to anyone who has to work with our exacting Miss Huddle and a certain poster to Roxann Rowsey. Donna lindblad, will to Marion Waclaveski the ability to find a man and settle down. linda louko, will my ability l?l to get things confused to Pat Marchase. Rhonda Marsh, will to a certain person my ability to give up a lost cause. Roger Mateika, will to Ron Nash a little coordination and hope he will know how to use it. Terry Mathews, will the rope that I took, back to Miss Huddle. Paul Mattson, will to any unfortunate female underclassman with awful dark hair my beautiful natural blonde hair. Martin McPhillips, being of questionable sanity, will a ISO pound block of cheddar cheese to that 200 pound rodent Mike Berkley. Robert Millerd, will my cigarette butts to Bob lee. ,Jay Molyneaux, will my little singing ability to Doug Nurse for Mrs. Fisher to yell at him for once. Francis Montgomery, will my singing and conducting ability to Mrs. Fisher. Lorraine Morgan, will my ability to be with the wrong boy, willed to me by Sandy Bergmen, to Karen Kumpula who already has a good start. ,Wayne Myers, will my ability as bus monitor to John Rogan lwho needs alittle monitoring himselfl. Irvin Nash, will the fun of being Student Council President to the next lucky person who gets that iob. Raymond Nichols, will my ability to be stubborn, to anyone who will accept it. I, Jack Niemi, will to Mr. Palmer the ability to be nice to people like me. I, Joseph Peterpaul, will my tremendous wit to anyone who is blessed with only hall a wit.

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