Spartanburg High School - Spartan Yearbook (Spartanburg, IN)

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TO THE JUNIORS: Our ability to get Mr. Tudor off the subject in Civics class and our good basketball players. TO THE SOPHOIORES: Our ability to get the mumps while getting ready to give a Junior play. T0 THE FRESEIEN: Our ability to go to dinner first every day. T0 HRS. COWEN:, Another set of keys to the Home Ec. Room because people are always borrowing hers. T0 I . WELGE: Some rat poison and DDT for the Ag. Room. T0 I . GRUBB: Some colgate toothpaste so he will have a smile and a publisher to publish all the jokes he tells his Health Class. T0 IRB. SHIEBLING: A more poetic Senior Literature class and a cooler English room so she won't have to raise the window and let snow blow all over the Senior English class. T0 IR. lHITEe A pretty red-headed baby sitter and a gun to shoot the band members who runin and out of Room 9 to get their instruments while he is having class. T0 HR. TUDOR: A carton of chewing gum to chew in school. T0 IR. KRESS: A class to sponsor next year that will be as talented, charming, witty, and good looking as the class he has sponsored for the past two years. TO MR. COLLINS: A jazz band to play the Wsongsn he gives our band and a portable coffee bar for his car so he won't have to stop in Farmland and make him and his rider late for school. TO MR. KUHNLE: A set of candles for the school building when the electricity goes off. TO MISS DILLON: A shovel, pair of boots, and some gravel so that she won't have to ask Nstrangersn to help her get her car out of the snow when she starts home from school. TO MRS. WILSON: A special seat right behind the bus driver on the bus so that she can Naidn him in driving. TO MRS. BUNCH: Some more girls in her first grade so she won't have so many lone wolves in the school. TO MRS. MURRAY: A big, booming voice so that she can be heard in her classroom. TO MRS. RODRIQUEZ: A new Cadillac to drive to school. TO MRS. McLAUGHLIN: Mr. Welge's technique for maintaining dis- cipline in his classes.

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SENIOR WILL We, the Seniors of 1951, being of unsound mind and memory, do hereby will to the members of Spartanburg High School the following: I, James Eugene Alexander, do hereby will my glasses to Jackie Jarrett and my hurdling ability to Loren Lilly. I, Helen Joan Baker, do hereby will my temper to Mary Kochersperger and my ability to get in trouble to David Brom. I, Thelma Ruth Baldwin, do hereby will my giggle to Barbara Pickett and the wave on top of my forehead to Jerry Gambrill. I, Norma 'Mae Brackin, do hereby will my ability to flirt to Eddie Thornburg and my big class ring to Linda Hoover. I, Joann Harshman, do hereby will my voice to Letha Knoll and my height to Iris Cadwallader. I, Wanda Joann Ketring, do hereby will my size to Mary Alice Maitlen and my typing ability to anyone who wants it. I, Thomas Dale Knoll, do hereby will my tender heart to Mr. Tudor and my Student Manager's job to Bob Purdy. I, Ernest Eugene Mason, do hereby will my seat on the bench to Paul Sullivan and my speed to Eugene Black. I, Robert Carlen McBride, do hereby will my brains to Max Harshman and .my oomphy clothes to Charles Shaw. I, Carl Warren Morehous, do hereby will my physique to Buggs Jordan and my shot put ability to Larry Mcliissick. I, Mary Louise Purdy, do hereby willmy ability to get the car to Connie Hunt and my strong Democrat Politics to Keith Hoover. I, MarDel Robbins, do hereby will my height to Eddie Kenworthy and my speedy driving to Eddie Thornburg. I, Carl Edwin Runner, do hereby will my way with teachers to David lise and my slenderness to Mr. Tudor. g I, Howard Wendell Short, do hereby will my easy going personality to Margie Snell and my unwolfishness to Charlie Bill Toohy. W I, Jerry Dean Snell, do hereby will. ly way with women to Mr. Collins and my Trigonometry book to John Anderson. I, Erma Jean Snyder, do hereby will my ability to type rapidly to Larry Girton and my blonde hair to the Pickett twins. , I, Boyce Robert Stuckey, do hereby will my crew cut to Bob Stltser and my cigarettes to my brother, Kent. I, Marilyn Joan Tillson, do hereby will my bashfullness , to Barbara Barton and my height to Mary Conley. I, Leon Eugene Wise, do hereby will my girls to Raymond Jarrett and q' curls to Larry Spencer. y I, Mr. Kress, do hereby will my dignified Seniors to the cruel, cold world and my responsibilities as Senior Class sponsor to Mr. White. Z0

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YOULDIVT IT BE FUNNY IF .. Dale were a Gentleman instead of a Harshnan. Loran were a Rose instead of a Lilly. William Arthur were a Tinker instead of a Taylor. Letha Mae were a Hill instead of a Knoll. Barbara and Beverly were Barbed Wire instead of a Pickett Helen were a Cook instead of a Baker. Ernie were a Moose instead of a Mason. Bob were Handsome instead of Purdy. Marilyn were Red instead of Brown. Connie Sue were Fish instead of Hunt. Naoma were Tall instead of Short. Leon were Dull' instead of lise. Carlwere a Hurdler instead of a Runner. Phyllis were Less instead of Moore. Our principal were a Sedan instead of a Tudor. The mathematics instructor were Green instead Eugene were a Vegetable instead of a Berry, Danny were Elevators instead of Mills. Sharon were a Milky lay instead of a Clark. Joyce were from Sweden instead of Holland. Ralph were Rough instead of Slick. Robert were McGroom instead of McBride. Eddie were a Roseburg instead of a. Thornburg. Keith were a Filter Queen instead of a Hoover. John were from Muncie instead of Anderson. Ronald were McArthur instead of Eisenhour. Paul were Wrens instead of Robbins. Edna were Credit instead of Cash. Ruth Ann were Houses instead of Barnes. Sally were Slides instead of Teeters. Carledia were a Bouquet instead of a Garland. Terry were a Mountain instead of a Hill. Jimmy were Gay instead of Moody. Eddy were a Rancher instead of a Farmer. Shirley were a Calf instead of a Lamb. Wayne were Wrong instead of Wright. Carlene were a Drummer instead of Horner. David were Shortnecker instead of Longnecker. of White