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BABY AND PRESENT Jenell Schmidt Ted Potter Judy Peterschick Anders Scott Mary Ann Wittwer Camille Hormel Dick Soapes Allen Layton Phyllis Miner 11 Loren Girsberger Alan Morasch James Morasch Sponsored by FUN AND FANCY Spokane, Washington
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GLASS PIZOPHECY The date is May 26, 1981, the place is the old hangout for the class Archie's Tavern . Mrs. Mohr has already arrived and begins to get ready for the guests, the i958 graduates of Spangle High. Mrs. Mohr says that this class is still the best class she has ever advised. Our first arrival is the famous baseball star, Loren Girsberger, who by the way is now playing with the Dodgers. Loren has become a national idol, his picture has appeared on the GOODIES cereal box for the past ten years. Next is that one and only night club singer, Za Za Vansnottsy, the former Judy Peterschickp Judy is now playing at Palm Springs. Yes, she's still single and claims to be happy with her career. Now enters that long and tall Alan Morasch. He was recently named The Farmer of the Century. Alan owns the largest worm farm in the entire universe. His worms are sold all over the entire hemisphere, excluding Mars. He says the Mar- tians really dig those worms. Next is that one and only Mary Ann Wittwer. She is now known as the only Elvis lover left on earth fthe rest went to Marsl. When asked why she stayed here Zn earth, she replied, There is no room to drive a car on Mars. Mary loves to rlve. Zoom---ln from his latest space flight is Colonel Layton in his hopped up space ship. Allen was the first man to explore Mars. He now resides there with his wife and seven children. In comes Professor Potter. Ted is now the head of an expedition searching for the lost continent of Zamboozian. Ted claims to like his work and is in hopes of finding the lost continent in a year or two. Arriving from Paris is that famous model, Jenell Schmidt. She is known as the only girl to introduce the famous sack stile and is now in a new creation known as the Rory Scary . Jenell was married for the sixth time last night to the man from the service station, Gary. Gary was her first husband, and now they are back together again. We wish her luck this time. Then that rich comedian and play boy, General James R. Morasch, makes his appearance with a girl in one arm and a list of iokes in the other. Jim has made millions by telling iokes--not the kind he told in high school. Next comes that ever faithful Camille H. She is still waiting for Gordan Ice who never came back to her. Next comes that rich millionaire, Dick Soapes, who is the richest man in Texas now since he owns most of the oil wells there. Dick is still the boy who goes for the girls. Next is old Andy, the only boy of the class to get to the height of his ambition in high school. That was, as we all know, to find a girl who suited him, not iust any girl, but the one of his dreams, Lana Tuttle. Last, as always, Phyllis Miner comes dragging in from her house across the street. Phyllis never has left her mother since the day she went to the post office and found out that her boy friend wasn't coming back as he promised. Poor Phi . Sponsored by ACE SAND AND GRAVEL Spokane, Washington
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