Southwestern High School - Prospector Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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Our Last Will and Testament By Kathy Zayacz and Henry Citron Don t speak to strange people' They may be law yers' As you will remember two Lawyers gave you the third degree during the early part of your senior semester Your testimony is now part of the legal records of the Class of January 1957 The under writers have the following wills filed in the vault I William Bell will and bequeath to Clarence Dukes and Joe Carter my old gym shoes which en abled me to score three points and still get a varsity letter in basketball I Richard Borowski will and bequeath to John Briggs and Rich Michael my used razor blade to shave their peach fuzz I Mattie Barrow will and bequeath to Carolyn Baker Mattie Jewell and Antonia Martin my seventh grade blue tank suit for their June splash I Connie Burgess will to Eleanor Mate Nahida Aweidah and Carolyn Bridges all my broken pencils and fingernails from shorthand and typing classes plus my ability to get through the halls without a pass I Frank Cancilla will to Ronald Chabane and Horst Jenson my old books the ones with all the wrong answers in them I Jim Edwards will and bequeath to Stan Olekas and Ernest McNear my Flagg Flyers suedecombat boots and my Toni home permanent I Julie Cartlidge will and bequeath to Mary Gil liam Gina Crisi and Simone Katranis my elegant fur tank suit I Joanne Bu cks will and bequeath to Marie Cham bers and eraldine Tucker my old beat out rubber boots and black suede stockings to keep their feet warm until June. I Henry Citron will to Florian Smarch my exclu- sive irregularity permit which entitled me to regular tardiness without fear of penalty after January 24. I Richard Fapka leave to Lanier Johnson and Ignatius Carone my seat in Mr. Phillips office which is within easy reach of the door. I Al Ferrans give to John Hornak all my old E+ comp papers. I Pat Ciarlino, will to Nancy Penz, Norma Lang- -y and Patricia Szgula my old clarinet reeds. I Gloria Ceccarelli leave to Linda Richards and Barbara Samuel the craked pots I made in pottery class. I Doris Dobbs, will and bequeath to Zelda Kayo and Nancy Metdepenning my ability to become a bas- ketball tennis, and field hockey ball-chaser within four semesters. To Joan Davidson and Mary Broome I leave my ability to get a second breath in hockey and lose it playing basketball and tennis. jx 'bv- Henry Kathy ZaJacz I Ron Fleming will and bequeath to Otha Mayfield my ability to be one of the best members of the swimming team though Inever learned to swim To Ed Darling Igive my little black book which has only 938 pages with all the names addresses and tele phone numbers of the prettiest girls at SW CI got them from the counselors filesll I Columbus Glover will to Hulet Franklin my gym shoes baseball glove track shoes and football pads I Val DeFrank give to Ruth Reinke Shirley Kala Jian and Margaret Barta all the zeros Ive received in family living class for talking I also leave them my beautiful Charleston outfit to wear to all the games I Rosely Doroghazy will to Connie King Carol ylor and Mary Gatesy my ability to get along with Miss Duck under any circumstance I Morris Hartman will and bequeath to Arthur House and Fred Copeland by basketball stomp I Ray Herrando will to Gordon Runngren and Ron Nemeth a deck of cards minus the two Jokers, since they will complete the deck I Al Hickson will and bequeath to Brian East and Willie Clements my most valued possession How to Play Basketball in Two Easy Lessons by Coach Robinson I Anna Marie Dragish will and bequeath to Mary Cancilla and Judy Tarala my notorious attendance record I Dolores Eaddy will to Jackie Murdock and irley Burch my skid proof shoes so that they will be able to slide safely into class just before the bell. I Sara Eadd leave to Cora Buycks Carol Davis and nn Fleming my treasured book How to Be a Success in High School which I never read. I Gary Hunter, will to Brian Wolf my outstanding scholastic achievements gained in Southwestern. I Gilbert Hunter leave to Hildred Bynum and Eddie Proodian my ragged shoes, my three-cent vest my tri-focal glasses and my million-dollar looks. I John Kasa will and bequeath to Albert Ruiz my scholastic prowess and voluminous research into the problems of the American educational system. I Amelia Fernandez, will and bequeath to Marjorie Gustin, Julie Marion, and Patricia Scarbro my favor- ite castanets to use in the spring concert, also my long, stringy mop of hair for their senior pictures. I, Kathleen Gall, will and bequeath to Judy Gayd and Joan Stevens my sequin-studded open-toed tennis shoes to wear on those daily treks through Delray and my season s pass for conducted tours of Wood- mere Cemetery' fContinued on Page 441

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Class Prophecy Gene Yea Ialso hear he 1S the M D for all the underwater creatures Larry Pretty successful too He Just 1nvented a mouth wash for sna1ls Jul1e H1 there, everyone! Oh Larry your palace IS beaut1ful Just beaut1ful' Larry Thanks Say 1snt that Al 'Stxcks H1Ck son and M1ke Red Klauza steppxng down from your Shlp Jul1e? Jul1e It sure IS Al was Just crowned Mr Un1 verse and Red has just graduated from Frogman Un1vers1ty Hes head heutenant of our Frogman Patrol Gene Say man 1snt that G11bert Hunter better known as Frogg1e? Jul1e Why yes Frogg1e plays the trumpet for a Neptun1an band I-hs latest h1t IS 'I m Forever Blow 1ng Bubbles And Vernesa Jones IS now Queen B1rd1e of the Flymg Flsh Larry Remember Anna Drag1sh? Jul1e I sure do good ol Dragg1e! Larry She s a TV comed1enne now Dragg1e IS go1ng to enterta1n our party tomght The Eaddy s1sters are her make up artxsts Delores 1S the ha1r styl1st and Sara IS the cosmetolog1st Gene Larry your Ital1an food sure smells great! Who s your chef? Larry Henry Cxtron but here we refer to h1m as Henr1 zee chef de ma1son S1rls Jul1e I thought Hank was go1ng to be a dent1st Larry Henr1 dec1ded It would be eas1er to cause cav1t1es than to repa1r them Jul1e Look 1snt that Kathleen Gall over there? Larry It sure IS She s my c1garette g1rl Jul1e But wasnt she voted The G1rl most lxkely Larry Well!???? Jul1e What s all that H0159 I hear? Gene Sounds l1ke J 1m Edwards and John Kasa Larry Yep that s Rebel and In1e They re st11l argu1ng over what we re go1ng to eat tomght hom1ny gr1ts and corn bread or ch1cken pup1kush Jul1e What other enterta1nment have you l1ned up for tomght Larry? Larry Oh I almost forgot Amy Fernandez w1l1 J01n us here too Gene Amy! Doesn t she lwe 1n Spam now? Larry She does but Ive arranged for her to do a spec1al dance number tomght Shell fly 1n later on Jul1e Its about t1me for everyone to arrlve I m so excxted Gene Here comes another sh1p It s a Plutor1an L1sten to that motor bark! Larry There s Sal Matte1 com1ng out f1rst Look at that umform' He must be a general' Gene No he s Just the porter Jul1e Here come Jock J C Qu1ll1co famous cr1m1na1 lawyer of Pluto W1th h1m are Tony Topel1an and Al1ne Perkms hIS two pr1vate secretarmes Larry Sh I hear someone s1ng1ng It sounds l1ke Elv1s the PCIVIS Presley that notorxous charac ter of our youth Jul1e Why sure dont you remember thats Emery Lang He s probably go1ng to slng Puppy Dog tomght or maybe Kltty Cat Gene Who are those two guys stagger1ng out of the hatch? Larry It looks vaguely l1ke Lush McMath and Duke Borowskx Jul1e Dxdnt they lxve near Fort and Green? Larry Well not exactly But thats where they spent most of the1r t1me Jul1e Yes It looks l1ke they started the celebra t1on a b1t early Gene Here come two more supersomc space sh1ps now Weeeee those rockets must be from Moon and Saturn! Larry And here comes the Man 1n the Moon Al Ferrans and h1s three moonbeams Bob M1nk Ron S1pos and J1m Bowdler Jul1e I hear Pat C1arl1no plays her clarnnet only dur1ng the half moon and Jo Buycks 11ves on a Sub urban Star just south of the Moon Gene How about Helen M1lton what happened to her? Larry She s ed1tor 1n Chlef of the MOOHSh1H9 Gazette Jul1e That Journahsm stuff sure went to her head! How IS Chuck Stallard and h1s two ass1stants Ernest Kemp and Frank Canc111a? Gene They both hold top government Jobs They pa1nt the r1ngs around Saturn w1th fluorescent pa1nt so they ll sh1ne at n1ght Larry I see Val DeFrank and her Ita11an mov1e star crooner husband Dean Mart1n J D1d you know that Sally Vamplew IS the famous bubble dancer of Saturn? Gene O yeah? Larry She almost lost her Job a few weeks ago when someone 1n the aud1ence started throwmg darts Charleston dance 1nstructor, st11l runnmg around 1n c1rcles teachmg the ch1cken on the s1de Gene Here comes the sh1p from Mars Its that new nuclear flymg saucer model What l1nes what speed lovely!! Larry Hey there s Lt Go1d1e Horvath of the Mars Space Patrol and behmd her IS rugged Nan Sull1van Nan s go1ng to be the bouncer for tomght Jul1e And here comes Morr1s 'Sl1ck Hartman top surgeon on Mars and h1s ace helper Betty Pur1foy Larry The last t1me I heard D Sl1ck was a foot spec1al1st for sp1ders Gene How about Hondo Herrando? I hear he got h1s lunch perm1t back last year Larry Hondo IS an eccentrxc and outspoken m1l l1ona1re up on Mars H1s bodyguard IS the feroc1ous Pete Baron Kulunen Jul1e What s Barbara Ny1los do1ng here so early? Larry She s been handlmg all the radlo controls of 1ncom1ng navy space rockets She has become qulte an outstandmg Martlan commun1cat1ons expert Gene I was Just talk1ng to Barbara and she samd that the gang from Juplter w1ll be a lxttle late They re playxng for the mterplanetary basketball champ1onsh1p Larry The1r two top scorers are Kaye Tertzag and Columbus Glover R1chard L1bra the great mathematlcs gen1us IS keepmg score w1th h1s easy method equatmons !Cont1nued on Page 431 : , ' . . : ' - . ' ' - . ' I1 YV . , . . ' VI I' ' ' 3 ' , ' : ' ' ' . . . . . I , 7 ' a . . Q u - ' I ! ' If ' - . . ' ' x . ' YI IV ' - . . . . . l , - ! ' , ! 1 . . . . . , . .u ' I ' . . . i ' l ' Y a s 1 . . - , ' U , : . . . . . . . , , - , l , . , - ' 0- ' 1' . . . . . ,, n . - : I l v - . ' . , . -. - . ,, . , , . . . H - t . . . , I 9 0 I ' . I . . . . : ' .. . ' ' ' ' VV 'IV ' ' . ' , . : . - , ' , I-I ' . vv 'sv - - ' , ' . ' I - I ' D Y . , . . ' 7 ' ' ' . I IV ' ' . . . . to succeedu? 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