Southwestern College - Moundbuilder Yearbook (Winfield, KS)

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On the Profs At the head stands a smart Ph. D. Who demonstrates that X equals Z. He's a walk that is queer, But the hallway you clear, If that man hastening towards you, you see Wefve a Prof. with a gorgeous Van Dyke, Who is sometimes a regular pike, But the Greek's his long suit, And with Latin to boot, We are sure there is nowhere his like. There's a fellow who oft tries in vain To punch sciences into some braiug If your skull is too thick, Well, you'd better move quick, For hels likely to simply raise cain. 'l'here's a lady round whom you feel shy, And you squirm like a thirty-cent guy, As she makes your heart quake And your noodle to ache, VVhen in history to bluff her you try. Our professor in English is strong, In chapel hels sure great at songg And it's always a cinch That he won't budge an inch, If he cannot be proved in the wrong. 30

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Certainly no one will ever forget our boat ride on the classic waters CU of the Walnut that moonlight night in October. That the boats were stolen by some Freshmen while lunch was being eaten, thus compelling us to walk back in the moonlight, but gave an added interest to the occasion. Then, who of us can forget those semi-monthly gatherings at our Presidentls home? Surely there was never known another class President such as ours. Courageous, resourceful, daring, and ingenious, an ideal parliamentarian, with great inventive powers for the new and original in methods of entertainment and plans for outwitting the Faculty, ably seconded by her committee, Marshall, Andrus, Crump and Wells, she so planned that the memory of these occasions will ever be stored away among the fond recollections of the blissful past. Such yells! Such fun! Such games! Such songs! Such frolics! Surely the like was never seen before. HFren'zied Sophomores indeed were we. Twice our watchful foes attempted a raid upon the Uviandsn prepared by our Fair ones for the inner man. Each time they were discovered by our Sentinel HOld Sharp Eyes CF. Torrance! and compelled to retire baffled and defeated. In these contests Sling 'em Hard tCrumpD and HCuter CHottenD wrought magnificently. Recently one has been missed from our meetings-Our Bell. She was loved- certainly by one of us, but she is gone,-deserted to the juniors. We now have a vacant chair which by order of our class poet CBoehmeU is draped in crimson. She was loved but now fhlllf have her, We Shall hear her laugh no moreg We had trusted to retain her, Now our hearts are sad and sore. And now with a confidence in ourselves that we are equal to all emergencies, superior to all our foes, with a scholarship and learning as yet unsurpassed, and a feeling that we are wiser than we have been or shall be again, we pass on to the Uuntrodden mysteries of the year before us. NOTES: I. See Santazog Book 3, Line 4. H 2. Xantugg Oration on Men, Line 92. 3. See Stark: Principles of Rhetoric. Chap. 6, for use of these words. 29

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