Southwest High School - Wagistanian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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The first annual Southwest From worst to best Top 10 excuses for coming home late: 1. Say, But, but, but ... 2. Say. “1 was tied to some train tracks by Snidely Whiplash until Dudley Do-right Jsaved me. 3. Say, “I ran out of gas. 4. Say, I had to stay after for yearbook. 5. Say, It wasn't my fault. 6. Say, ”1 got into a long game of Trivial Pursuit and couldn't get out. 7. Say, Am I late? with an innocent look on your face. 8. Say, We were educating ourselves. 9. Say, My date got arrested. 10. Say, I got attacked by a pit bull. Top 10 ways to snatch a stud: 1. Slow dance with him. 2. Play hard to get. 3. Gawk at him. 4. Turn around, look over your shoulder and batt your eyes. 5. Blow in his ear. 6. Give him THAT look. 7. Say. Let's soar where the eagles fly. 8. Comment on his muscular build. 9. Shave your legs, wear deorderant, and brush you teeth. 10. Say, I'm taking a survey on what underwear guys wear So,” Top 10 Excuses to get out of a Date: 1. Say, I have to wash my hair.'' 2. Say, I'm grounded. 3. Say, I have to walk my dog. 4. Say, I'm busy the whole year. 5. Say, The chemistry just isn't right. 6. Say, I can't. My best friend likes you. 7. Say, Sure! ... but I have herpes. yQu don't mind, do you? 8. Say, that's my mudbath day.” 9. Say, Our biorhythms just aren't in sync. 10. Say, I'm allergic to people like you. 22

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Summer Activities Winter Activities Movies Tanning Shopping Staying at home Dodging mosquitoes forest fires homework Shoveling Defrosting your body Eating a lot Back to the Beach Running Man Over the Top Who's That Girl Adventures in Babysitting Movie Stars Madonna Rob Lowe Molly Ringwald Alley Sheedy Hangouts All the Dales St. Paul after 6:00 Kmart School bathrooms The burbs Television Shows Cheers without Diane Valerie without Valerie Married with Children The Late Show Double Dare MTV Music Beastie Boys Madonna MUSAC The Judds Television Personalities Joan Rivers Max Headroom Oral Roberts Pat Sajack Phil Donahue Miscellaneous The Stock Market The Bakkers The 7:20 Bell S.W. Indians The class of 91 Yuppies 21

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Aquarian top ten Top 10 reasons to graduate: 1. So I can follow in my Dad's footsteps. 2. So you can wear thoes nifty honor cords. 3. Because my parents would Kill me if I didn't. 4. So I can expand my horizons beyond the doors of Southwest. 5. So I can join the army. 6. So I can get gifts from people I hardly Know. 7. To get away from the incompetent and the ignorant and only associate with people of my equal intelligence. So I can sleep on a bed instead of a desK. To do it in four, why more? So I can stop thinKing. Top 10 ways to bag a babe: 1. Belch in her face. 2. AsK her what her sign is. 3. Say, What's happenin' hot stuff?” 4. Say, Going my way sister?” 5. Say, Catch the wave.” 6. Say, You've got a good team, but you need a better coach.” 7. Say, Experience the Qth wonder of the world.”' : 8. Say, It would do you some good to be seen with a guy like me.” 9. Say. have you ever gone out with a GOD?” 10. Say, I've got a coupon for two whoppers.” Top 10 ways to just say. no”: 1. Say, My mom won't let me.” 2. Say. I'm far too mature.” 3. Say. Let's just be friends.” 4. Say. I can get high on the Joys of life.” 5. Say, Eat my shorts.” 6. Say, I don't Know how.” 7. Say. YUCKMI” 8. Say, I'm allergic.” 9. Say, With YOU?l?I” 10. Say, Get out of my face you ugly mutant from hellt”