Southwest High School - Wagistanian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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Summer Activities Winter Activities Movies Tanning Shopping Staying at home Dodging mosquitoes forest fires homework Shoveling Defrosting your body Eating a lot Back to the Beach Running Man Over the Top Who's That Girl Adventures in Babysitting Movie Stars Madonna Rob Lowe Molly Ringwald Alley Sheedy Hangouts All the Dales St. Paul after 6:00 Kmart School bathrooms The burbs Television Shows Cheers without Diane Valerie without Valerie Married with Children The Late Show Double Dare MTV Music Beastie Boys Madonna MUSAC The Judds Television Personalities Joan Rivers Max Headroom Oral Roberts Pat Sajack Phil Donahue Miscellaneous The Stock Market The Bakkers The 7:20 Bell S.W. Indians The class of 91 Yuppies 21

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Summer Activities Winter Activities Movies Might and Day swimming Sledding Roxanne Wind surfing Ice Skating Fatal Attraction Tubing Broomball Broadcast Mews Picnics 1988 winter Olympics Dirty Dancing Bon fires LaBamba Princess Bride Lost Boys Movie Stars Television Shows Television Personalities Steve Martin Michael Douglas Glenn Close Emily Lloyd Jack Micolson Meryl Steep Cher L.A. Law St. Elsewhere Saturday Might Live Thirty Something Star Trek, The new generation” David Letterman Bruce Willis Bill Cosby Vanna White Oprah Winfrey tiang-outs Music Miscellaneous Stillwater Downtown Uptown Dinkytown The lakes Fleetwood Mac Pink Floyd U2 Sting R.E.M. Paul Simon All the oldies The S.W. Lakers The Twins The yearbook staff The class of '88 Peace talks Condoms Hippies Election '88 20

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The first annual Southwest From worst to best Top 10 excuses for coming home late: 1. Say, But, but, but ... 2. Say. “1 was tied to some train tracks by Snidely Whiplash until Dudley Do-right Jsaved me. 3. Say, “I ran out of gas. 4. Say, I had to stay after for yearbook. 5. Say, It wasn't my fault. 6. Say, ”1 got into a long game of Trivial Pursuit and couldn't get out. 7. Say, Am I late? with an innocent look on your face. 8. Say, We were educating ourselves. 9. Say, My date got arrested. 10. Say, I got attacked by a pit bull. Top 10 ways to snatch a stud: 1. Slow dance with him. 2. Play hard to get. 3. Gawk at him. 4. Turn around, look over your shoulder and batt your eyes. 5. Blow in his ear. 6. Give him THAT look. 7. Say. Let's soar where the eagles fly. 8. Comment on his muscular build. 9. Shave your legs, wear deorderant, and brush you teeth. 10. Say, I'm taking a survey on what underwear guys wear So,” Top 10 Excuses to get out of a Date: 1. Say, I have to wash my hair.'' 2. Say, I'm grounded. 3. Say, I have to walk my dog. 4. Say, I'm busy the whole year. 5. Say, The chemistry just isn't right. 6. Say, I can't. My best friend likes you. 7. Say, Sure! ... but I have herpes. yQu don't mind, do you? 8. Say, that's my mudbath day.” 9. Say, Our biorhythms just aren't in sync. 10. Say, I'm allergic to people like you. 22