Southwest High School - Iliad Yearbook (Clemmons, NC)

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Class Prophecy Time: 1980 A. D. Place: In and about the world. Persons: 1963 graduates of Southwest High School. Purpose: To let you know just what has happened to these Trojans. Can you imagine: That several of the hardworking Trojans have devoted their time and efforts to the Southwest Community, Immedately after STANLEY MOCK was sworn in as Mayor of the town, he appointed JUDY SHORE, chief secretary, ANN GREEN, head of the Board of Education, GARLAND FERRINGTON, agriculture agent, ARTHUR HOLSHOUSER, chiefofpolice, and PHYLIS TILLEY, head of the recreation department. PHYLIS and ROCKY ROTHROCK, at the request of leading citizens BETTY BREWER, MARTY COLLETTE, and BILL HYLAND, are beginning work on an all-out physical fitness program. Their helpers will be TOMMY CRAVER, Mr. Muscles of '75, and his friend Mr. Handsome Man-PAUL HUFF. What a campaign this is going to be! Speaking of campaigns. Missionary PATT MILHOUS and lawyer, JAMES RICHARDSON went to Wilkes County awhile back, got involved in an abolition of prohibition cam- paign and were almost abolished themselves! Luckily, Dr. JOSEPH S. RICHARDSON, a relative of JAMES, and his as- sistant, nurse LAURA HAMPTON, were nearby. They rushed to the scene and restored the pair to their normal health. Speaking of health-The Southwest Community is determined not to let itself become unfit for its people. Why, with Rev. HAROLD WHITE, J. BARRY JOHNSON, the ball-playing veternarian, nurses BETTY JOYCE NEWSOM, BONNIE HOWARD, and GERALDINE VOGLER, Home Economist, JOAN ROBERTSON, Sanitation Director, TOMMY REDDING, and tree surgeon, DEWEY KIGER, alias The Monkey-How could this town ever become unfit? Many adventurous Trojans have indirectly brought joy to their home town. There's H.V. MILNER who ran away from home to seek riches in the movie industry. H.V. 's last epic, Whatever Happened to Big John and Glenn, starring Big JOHN WINFREY and his sidekick GLENN TUTTLE is a smashing success. Well, JOHN and GLENN joined the Marines to see what they could see! Then there's the other John, JOHN TYLER, leader in men's fashions. The style for the eighties is white shirt, black tux and tie, dirty sneakers, and no socks- how neat! JOHN also serves as a fashion consultant to CAROL STILLEY and KAY HOWERTON who are kept busy designing wardrobes for Hollywood stars JOAN BODSFORD, KAY MAYNARD, and PERRIE ANDERSON.Also in the artistic world PAT G, LANDRETH and LEONA BINKLEY are receiving for their acting in Broad- way's Missing Pearls. Top Vogue model, SUZANNE STIMPSON has been offered a movie contract by MIKE WINDSOR, president of Slow Motion Studios. MIKE recently completed a film strip about the art of mechanics. BARRY SNYDER was featured in the film. Word spread that BARRY and his boys can work wonders with cars, has spread around since LINDA BALDWIN took her sick Continental to them for treatment. Several other Southwest Boys have reached their goal with great vigor. They are race car drivers JON LOWDER, RONNIE and LONNIE MCDANIELS, BOBBY POPLIN, ROGER I-IOCKADAY, and BEN MILLER. They all agree that their success is due to the hard work of pit crew members RONNIE REAVIS, JIMMY BURKE, LARRY ROBERTSON, TIFFIN DRANE, and GRAY GRIFFITH. As usual there are many people who work behind the scenes, just as a pit crew, and never get recognition for their work. One of these persons is LYNN ADCOCK, a budding young chemist who invented the A-Choo Sneezing Powder. This ice-breaker was tested by MIRIAM BREWER, GAYE MARTIN, BRENDA HOWARD, and EVELYN HOLDER who can be found each week cheering the professional basketball team starring the Dunkum Deftly Boys DON COLLINS, DON WHEELING, CALVIN DULL, JIMMY HUNTER, and DALMER TAYLOR. The gals agree with LYNN when she says a little sneeze'll do ya ! MARTHA HARDIN has become invaluable to JOYCE SHIELDS, the wealthy owner of Poodle Doodle Dandy, a psychotic poodle. Yes, MARTHA is a dog psychiatrist. STEVE SLOAN, an air-conditioning millionaire has financed a doggone ultra- modern clinic for way out canines. It is rumored that Mr. SLOAN has motives other than that of being a dog lover! Another lover is BRUCE ALLCORN. However, NANCY HUFF, receptionist at Bruce's Playboy Club, says that his love is not for dogs! That love isn't for horses either because WAYNE PEOPLES seems to be the only real cowboy in the South- west. WAYNE LIVENGOOD, BURTON BONER, and EDGAR LAWSON are responsible for the well-being of Peoples Pintos and WAYNE realizes that he must keep his ranchers happy, so each evening when all the work on the range is finished, 158

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JOHN TYLER wills his entire supply of socks fall three pairsj to Wade Vogler, Robert Cooke, and Gary Shumaker. JERRY BARNEY, LARRY ROBERTSON leave their places as the top D. E. students to Thomas Bates andArnold Weather- man. SUZANNE STIMPSON leaves to Judy Hunt her own private telephone booth and a year's supply of dimes. BRENDA HOWARD, WILMA COLE, and BARBARA JOYNER leave their unfinished bookkeeping practice sets to Brenda Allen, Judy Beroth, and Sandy Crouse. BURTON BONER leaves his quick wit and poker playing ability to Paul Holder. HARVEY BOOSE leaves his thriving used car business to Larry Hunter. STEVE SLOAN leaves his football injtuy and his girlde to Don Paschal. GLENDA PARDUE leaves her chemistry notes and two broken test tubes to Faith Stelter. JIMMY BURKE, LONNIE MCDANIEL, and RONNIE McDANlEL leave their memberships in the Richard Petty Fan Club to Frankie Hutchins and Jerry Davis. NANCY HUFF, JOAN ROBERTSON, and PATSY HICKS leave their hot dragsters to Loretta Boyer, Katherine Dalton, and Joan Horton. BOBBY COLLINS wills his handsome features and one half-eaten toothpick to Mike Davis and Russell Varner. LYNN ADCOCK and JANET HUNTER leave their outstanding ability in math to Glenda Cashion. ANNE GREENE, JOAN BODSFORD, and BRENDA PHELPS leave their talkative ways to Cindy Doty, Marietta Foster, and Elaine Harper. RICHARD DOU'B leaves his southern drawl and acting ability to Ira Sealy and Rick Sides. KENNETH JAMES, GRAY GRIFFITH, and GARLAND F ERRIN GTON leave the unpaid dues in the F. F. A. Club and their minor differences of opinion with Mr. Crotts and Mr. Pratt to Garland Sheets. LOIS BEAUCHAMP, FRANKIE BUTCHER, and JUDY COX leave a bag of bubble gum to Janet Joyner and all the students in Miss Doub's third period choral class. DEWEY KIGER leaves his fondness for redheads to Mike Byrd. HENRY SMITH and BILL TODD leave their tastes for fine automobiles to Larry Blakely, and Eddie Boggs. BRENDA KETNER, GERRY REAVIS, CHERYL NIFONG, and LINDA JONES leave copies of How to Plan a Wedding to Gayle Foster and Darlene Norman and a big congratulations to Joyce Pack and Dorendia Hege. BUCKY MARTIN leaves his skill with a football to Chuck Grubbs. MIKE WINDSOR leaves his terrible allergy for work, education, and football coaches to Dennis Hendrix. BONNIE HOWARD, NANCY LUPER, and BETTY NEWSOM, those nurses to be, leave a bottle of alcohol and 20 tongue depressors to Camilla Hanes, Cindy Iobst, and Melanie Crater. WAYNE PEOPLES leaves his ability to drive substitute teachers insane to Dennis Snow, Mike Todd, and Charles Pitts. JUDY PLEASANTS and PAM HICKS leave 40 unsold senior play tickets to Shirley Brickey and Kay Cecile. BOBBY POPLIN, BRUCE ALLCORN, and LEONARD HAYES leave their amazing strength and good looks to Frank Robertson and Ted Harper. LINDA BALDWIN, SANDRA VESTAL, and MARY VAUGHN, those working girls, leave a pile of unfinished homework to Betty Hicks and Marie Whitaker. RONNY MATTHEWS leaves his uncanny ability to give book reports without having read a book to Rick Disher and Bill Hester. MARTY COLLETTE, girls varsity manager, leaves two rolls of tape, a water bucket, and Miss Cook's personal auto- graph to Linda Widener, Linda Rose, and Kay Myers. JOHNNY WINFREY wills his hobby of butchering cows to Jerry Jones and Richard Mock. BETTY BREWER leaves her basketball suit to Frankye Pickett. PAT LANDRETH and PAT MILLER leave their unsual artistic ability to Harriet McBride and Terrie Roop. BILLY' RENEGAR leaves his ability to play a guitar, harp, and trombone at the same time to Dick Schuyler. ANDY SHARPE leaves his homemade electric chair to Danny Brown. It's always good for a laugh at parties. CALVIN DULL leaves his position of last in the 880 to Nelson Jones. Keep up the tradition, Nelson. KAY HOWERTON and VIRGINIA HUDSON leave their battered Physics books to Carma Lustig and Cynthia Stroble. MARTHA HARDIN leaves her numerous crowns to Karen Jarvis, Jean Sidden, Pat Reece, and Patsy Tucker. Wear them with pride, girls. JIMMY HUNTER leaves his skill at knocking down the parking lot posts with his car to Kenneth Beckner, Gerald Vogler, Johnny Miller, and Bobby Harper. SANDRA BODSFORD and LENA WATTS leave their winning smiles to Joann Todd. FAYE DAVIS and PAT MARTIN leave all their books and book fines to Pat Leazer and Delores Owens. JIM SINCLAIR wills his reserved seat on the football bench to Richard Trammell. GAYE MARTIN and SANDRA BEAUCHAMP leave the ability of knowing just what to say to those patrolmen on the expressway to Carolyn Furches, Janice Doub, and June Todd. ROGER HOCKADAY and PAUL WEATHERMAN will their hot cars and fast driving to Steve Bingham, Larry McGilvary, Barton Bridges, and Mike Cumbo. JANET HARPER and ELIZABETH HEPLER leave their singing ability in third period chorus to Betty Lewis. Don't forget those scales, Betty. LANIER WOOSLEY leaves a 1924 road map and the activity bus to Hillus Conrad and Joey Hauser. JOYCE SHIELDS leaves her height and position on the basketball team to Selma Lewis. HAROLD WHITE leaves his great, all-around track ability to Mike Jennings, Bill Wellman, and Charles Flowers. LAURA HAMPTON MIKE WINDSOR, estators Q . 91' 157

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the boys gather around a huge campfire, munch on EUGENE SPILLMAN's specially prepared prarie dogs, and listen to the soothing music of BILLY RENEGAR and his Blue-grass gang. The gangsters are JERRY HEGE, KENNETH JAMES, LANIER WOOSLEY, GLENDA PARDUE, and JULIA MILLER. What a melodious group! Speaking of groups, another one has formed since our graduation. The name of the group is Twinkling Fingers and its members are those girls who were wearing diamonds when they were seniors-SANDRA VESTAL, SANDY BEAUCHAMP, LINDA JONES, GERRY REAVIS, FRANKIE BUTCHER, BECKY SIDES, PAT MILLER, BARBARA FORREST, BRENDA KETNER, CI-IERYL NIFONG, and WILMA-can keep a secret-COLE. This club, along with their advisors RITA CRAVER KENNEDY, JAYNE LINEBACK JONES, LINDA CARPENTER CAPPS, and CLYDENE SPRINKLE SPARKS, take it upon themselves to make sure that all straying Trojans return to their hometown for the annual get together which is held at the home of big landowner, FRANKLIN WILLARD. BILLY STROBLE always brings his Big Top to town for the great event. Features in BILLY'S circus are JAMES MCMORDIE, the tall man, HARVEY BOOSE, the lion tamerg CHARLES CORNATZER, champion weight lifter, WILLIAM CHARLES VEST, the toughest man in the west, RAEFORD MITCHELL, the boy who rode to big top fame on his steer, WAYNE DAVIS, a tamed redhead, and DELORME SCOTT, the girl who lets a big horse stand on one foot-hers! The highlight of this years reunion was the appearance of celebrated Metropolitan Opera star and Dr. of Psychology, SHARON WELLS. SHARON sang one of PATSY HICKS'S one hundred musical arrangements. Air Forc e Intelligence Wheel, TINK SCI-IAFFER, made arrangements with GRAY MACY at Macy Controls to let us hear a word or two from U. S. space man, BOBBY COLLINS.A few years ago,BOBBY landed on the moon. Unfortunately, SCI-IAFFER'S crew is having a difficult time finding a way for Collins to re-enter the earth, so the world is faced with a Collins on the moon. Word did get back that Collins was greeted by BARBARA JOYNER, LOIS BEAUCI-IAMP, and MARY VAUGHN. The girls say that they left the night of graduation because they had heard of some martinis who needed help. What kind of help? Martinis, Scotch, or rye-this town hasn't a worry since DWIGHT COOKE and PHOEBE LINEBACK opened up the Trojan Dinner. SANDRA BODSF ORD and LENA WATTS, who have just returned from a course in authentic South Sea Island cooking, will be the chief cooks and bottle washers. The cost of operation will be at a minimum since PAUL WAGONOR has promised to sell them groceries at a good price. Southwest folks have found that they don't have to pay a big price for entertainment. They have only to look around. There's BUCKY MARTIN'S Fossil House, CAROLYN CONRAD'S bird that skips, HAZEL GORDON'S Grapevine, a magazine filled with Gordon Gags, and of course, there is ALLEN CRAVER'S fish pond. Why just the other day JERRY BARNEY and ROGER WARNER went fishing. They both threw their lines into the water, and in no time they felt a great tug. They decied a whale must have been in the pond, but when they pulled the catch ashore they found the whale to be EDDIE SCH.ARFF who was se ar ching for fossils for BUCKY'S collection. Speaking of collections, NANCY BEROTH and NANCY LUPER started a drive to build a commu- nity center and a fire station for the town's fire chief, VIRGINIA HUDSON. RONNY MATTHEWS was appointed he a d of the Civil Defense immediately after news got out that ANDY SHARPE and HAROLD ELMORE were making explora- tions in the high school physics cabinet. We all know that these boys are not dangerous-but accidents do happen! The high school principal, BRENDA HOLDER, put in a good word for THEON VANCE, JANET HARPER,andJANE VOSS. She says that these are the most loyal students she's ever had. They are still at Southwest along with BECKY MOSER,GAYLE STONE, JUDY COX, BARBARA LEWIS, and JANET WOOSLEY. These ladies have invaded the commercial classes and have done away with shorthand completely. Of course, BRENDA BARNEY, is still around the school because she can't find time to graduate. Well, you can see that the '63 class was not and is not lazy. The great French scholar, DALE STELTER summed things up when he said, Just think where or what we'll be in twenty more years. BRENDA HOLDER TINK SCHAFFER Prophets 159