Southwest High School - Iliad Yearbook (Clemmons, NC)

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Class Prophecy The year is 1972. The U.S.S. Trojan is leaving Pier 12 in New York, setting course for Newfoundland. A group of people are sitting by the pool on the main deck talking over old times. Why, it is JACKIE McKNIGHT , JANIE HIGGINS , and BARBARA ANGEL! They start out on a turn 'bout deck and bump into GRAY GRIFFITH and RUSTY TALBERT. In the dining room they meet LEON WILLIAMSON, DONNIE JONES, and LESLIE STONE. During a delightful sea dinner this group discovers that they have all just begun a trip around the world. HILDA CLEARY and SYLVIA ARMSTRONG are co-owners in a thriving fish cannery in St. John's, Newfoundland. The group spends a day catching fish to give the girls. Back on the boat, they find that a few more familiar faces have joined them, PEGGY SULLIVAN, TOBY ANGEL, and GWYN RIDDLE, Captain MAC WEATHERMAN assures us that JAKE FOSTER and LARRY TOLBERT won'tbe allowed to disrupt the lifeboat drills again today. After arriving in Liverpool, the group jumps on a square-tired bus driven by WAYNE WILHELM and heads for London. They arrive just in time to see bobby CHUCK SHEEK arrest JOHN SHOAF for throwing pop bottles at the cricket match refereed by STUART CLINARD. DONNA DAVIS is special attendant to the queen at Buckingham Palace. As the ship heads for Paris, the group passes ELIZABETH WOLFE as she is swimming the English Channel. In Paris DARLA WALKER and KATHERINE BAILEY run an art gallery. In JUDY CONRAD's modeling school here, SHARON PFAFF and BETTY HALL are the top students. JANET LOAFMAN had just hired private eye LARRY SOWERS to appre- of Paris, ROBERT REED is revising the newest French book with the help of JERRY LOAFMAN, who has been teaching French for six years now. The group takes a plane from Paris International Airport to Madrid, Spain. PHYLLIS GRIFFITH and her capable co- pilot NELLIE CLAYTON see that the trip is comfortable and that there is enough air. At the same time, stewardess RUBY DAVIS is frantically trying to stop JERRY HESTER from jumping into the arms of a French mademoiselle. In Madrid everyone buys a copy of the Daily Gab edited by JUDY JONES and then they head for the bullfight where JERRY SCOTT is the matador for today's event. LINDA BOGER is selling peanuts in the stands. From Spain they go on through Switzerland on JANET HARPER's cable car service to FRANCES TUTTLE's ski lodge where JANE MARTIN is the head ski instructor. Everyone skies to Germany. DIANE WINDSOR, who is guarding the Berlin Wall, gives everyone a pass and they all cross the border to visit MARIAN LASHMIT's beer and ale brewery. A few samples are loaded, and they catch a plane to sunny Italy. CHARLES DUNN is paddling SHEILA FORD and NORA JEAN HAYES down the center of Venice in his gondola with the fringe on top. ARCHIE ROTHROCK guides them through Rome. He takes them to the Colosseum to the wrestling match between BUD HAUSER and JERRY TUCKER. The group eats lunch at SUSAN REYNOLDS' Pizza Parlor and then goes to the sports car track. Here HENRY SMITH is tearing down PHILLIP DUGGINS' Mercedes Benz and RICHARD HARPER's Porche under the expert eye of KAREN GUNDERSON, In the bleachers GEORGE NIFONG, JIMMY ROCHESTER, and ROBERT WISHON are eyeing the female spectators. At the Leaning Tower of Pisa, FRED KIMMER won't tell FRANK LONG what he has just dropped off the tower. BONNIE BOONE's opera company has just opened in the Parthenon in Athens, Greece. Outside the door ROBERT HEPLER is selling tickets to the Southwest Class of '62 reunion. LUENA GARRISON and JEANNIE SHAW are starring in the Ballet in Moscow. Out on the Russian Launching pads, ROBERT MILLER and BILL NELSON are trying frantically to photograph the latest Soviet missile before it leaves, carrying the moon's first inhabitant, RICHARD WATKINS. The group heads due south to the Suez Canal. Here LONNIE MAINES owns and operates a snowball factory. Just as they arrive, TOM BUCK is sneaking out the back door and across the desert with a bag of stolen snowballs. Is he going to start his own Arab war? MARGARET PILCHER and her Arab Globe Trotters are trotting across the sandy waste. The two tallest members of the team, LYNN BAILEY and EMILY WILLIAMS, are in the lead. They are greeted in China by a fireworks display from ALLEN FRENCH's gunpowder factory. MARY DENNIS and LOUISE DUNN let everyone sample a fortune cookie from their Chinese bakery. At this point they all are looking a little shaggy so they go next door to PAT BRYANT's barbershop for a trim. Here they find THEON VANCE having his head shaved. They take BOBBY WOOD's submarine to Japan. Their first sight here is GRANT GREENE selling stilts to Ambassador BOB BREWER so that he can see eye to eye with the Japanese. Why, isn't that BOB VOGLER making fans? He says he is making them for that famous fan dancer, SHIRLEY MYERS. 44

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JANE MARTIN leaves her contact lenses to Lynn Adcock and Gerry Reavis. Sorry, girls, only one apiece. CAROLYN CRAVER leaves her job as chewing gum machine for the girls basketball team to Carol Spillman. Use anything but rubber, 2 Carol! GRAY GRIFFITH, FRANK LONG, BILL NELSON, and RUSTY TALBERT, our own cow punchers, leave a cowboy hat, a pair of boots, and a sway -back nag to Stanley Mock and Delmer Taylor. DARLA WALKER leaves her familiar chant, rebound, boys, to Laura Hampton. RONNIE HARPER and JERRY TUCKER leave their qualifying speed on Harper Road, a wrestling jersey, and their athlete's feet to Ronny Matthews. Hope your racing slicks are in good shape, Ronny! BONNIE BOONE and EMILY WILLIAMS will to Dennis Hedrick their coveted spot on the cheering squad. Think you can handle it, Dennis? BUD Mama Bear HAUSER and ARTHUR HOLSHOUSER, those little boys on the football team, leave two extra-small uniforms to Leonard Hayes and Burton Boner. We can only hope for the best! SHARON PFAFF and DEANNA SPRINKLE leave to Judy Easter and Marty Collette their long eye lashes. ANNE BOYD, MAMIE KIMEL, MARGARET HEWITT, RICHARD WATKINS and LARRY TOLBERT will their uncontrollable giggles to Ann Green and Paul Wagoner. Lay off the laughing gas, kids! JIMMY ROCHESTER leaves his ability to do the physics problems even the teacher can't do to Bill Todd. You may need a slide rule or an IBM machine, Bill. JERRY LOAFMAN and ROBERT MILLER leave their ability to pass driver's training to Ronnie Reavis. PEGGY SULLIVAN, BETTY HALL, and SUE MEADOWS bestow upon Frankie Butcher and Sandra Beauchamp their spot at a certain local hangout.'' Watch out for those parking tickets, girls! MAC Fearless Fred'' WEATHERMAN leaves his love for riding steers in freezing weather to Raeford Mitchell. Careful on the expressway, Raeford! ROGER JONES, DENNIS WHITE, and KERMIT ESSEX, our future engineers, would like to leave their drafting talent and ability to draw scale model pin-ups to Don Wheeling. You won't need a ruler, Don! MARY DENNIS, TOBY ANGEL, PAT BRYANT, and JANE VOSS leave their naturally quiet, timid, bashful manner to Shirley Parker, Nancy Beroth, and Mary Lois Darnell. Need anything be said? ARCHIE ROTHROCK, JERRY MAYES, GEORGE NIFONG, and JOHN SHOAF, the D.E. boys, will their ability to leave school at lunch to play Old Maids to Wayne Peoples and Eugene Spillman. MARGARET PILCHER and JACKIE McKNIGHT leave their much used basketball uniforms to Martha Hardin and Kay Howerton respectively. Wear them with dignity, girls! LOUISE McBRIDE, JUDY CONRAD, NORA JEAN HAYES, and JANET HARPER bestow upon Jimmy Hunter their love for Senior Social Studies and, of course, Mr. Denton. BARBARA ANGEL leaves her wings and halo to Sharon Wells. You don't need them too much, Sharon! ROBERT HEPLER leaves his ability to secretly date older women to Harold White and Gilbert Mullis. Watch it, boys, you're playing with Wa igilc Chief cheerleader, JANE CRATER, leaves her job to Miriam Brewer. HILDA CLEARY, FRANCES TUTTLE, LYNN BAILEY, PHYLLIS GRIFFITH, and ELIZABETH WOLFE bestow their enormous height on Paul Huff and Joyce Shields. Put it to good use on that basketball court, kids! BRENDA ROTHROCK, FRANCES ELLIS, DEAMIE GRIFFITH, and LINDA WATSON will to Linda Jones their ability to get sparklers. EDDIE FLOWERS leaves his slow driving speed, his cool Chevy, and his Little Black Book to Andy Sharpe. LESLIE STONE and ROBERT WISHON would like to leave their Don Juan approach to Larry Hicks and Wayne Davis. All girls beware! LUENA GARRISON leaves to Brenda Barney, Clydene Sprinkle, and Billie Gaye Martin her love for jazz and the Rat. DIANN BECKNER, RUBY DAVIS, SYLVIA ARMSTRONG, CAROLYN LINEBERRY, and DAPHANE WALL leave their ability to handle a paying job to Julia Miller and Angeline Giglio. Watch the income tax! CARROLL ST. PIERRE and JUDY JONES leave to Dale Stelter their foreign accents. You may need a translator, Dale. SANDRA WINTERS, ELAINE BAITY, SHIRLEY MYERS, and LOUISE DUNN will their long sought-after driver's license to Brenda Howard and Pat Milhous. Old ladies and little children, beware! CHARLES DUNN leaves his high squeaky voice to Johnny Roop. Just keep practicing, Johnny. MARY MARTIN leaves her role in Peter Pan to Harold Elmore. Watch those three-point landings, Harold! CAROL HOOTS, NANCY SEALY, and SHEILA FORD will to Brenda Ketner and Judy Cox their crazy walk. Try not tying your shoelaces together next time, girls. HENRY SMITH leaves his love for Mr. Robinson to Rodney Smith. Try biting your tongue and counting to ten, Rodney! HAROLD SHORE would like to bestow upon Bobby Collins his three months' supply of toothpicks and Bryllcream. Remember, a little dab ll do 'ya! JEANNIE SHAW leaves her looks to Tink Schaffer. Tink, you'd better let your hair grow out! MARYELLEN ROBERTSON BOB BREWER Testators Witnesses: Fred Flintstone Boris Badenov : and, of course, Bullwinkle 43

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From that 'Punk'’ MAMIE KIMEL, the group buys a bamboo raft and then floats toward Australia to see SARAH SAIN and her kangeroo farm. In this land of bounce resides the world's ping-pong champion, GAYNELLE MARTIN, SUE MEADOWS, who is still hoping to beat Gaynelle, practices faithfully on her custom-built ping-pong table designed by that spirited craftsman EDDIE FLOWERS. Everyone piles into EMILY KETNER's canoe and heads for the Fiji IsLands. Queen of the islands, DEANNA SPRINKLE, welcomes them. During the welcome, ANNE BOYD and MARGARET HEWITT hastily build several grass huts for the guests to live in during their stay. SANDRA WINTERS is high in the top of a coconut tree busily collectingthe dinner. After a short stay, they take a flying fish to the Hawaiian Islands, recently purchased from the United States government by LINDA WATSON. There go those famous firemen STEVE BLAKLEY and BOBBY WALL off to extinguish the newest volcano created by NANCY SEALEY. As the group heads to see CAROL HOOTS and CAROLYN LINEBERRY do the hula, CAROL CROUCH gives them all a pineapple from her plantation, JOHNNY DISHER takes the group to the pampas of Argentina. Here BONNIE SPANN is running the world's largest comed beef factory. BETTY BALL, the first lady gaucho, is rounding up the corned beef. JERRY MAYES is just leaving with a posse to search the jungle for KAREN KING, who is out looking for animals for her zoo. After six days on LOUISE McBRIDE's ice breaker, a floating iceberg is spotted off the coast of Antarctica. MIKE HAUSER and KERMIT ESSEX are sitting on top of it playing a cool game of chess. Leaving the boys with a year's supply of sun tan lotion, they head for the world's newest capital, Brazilia. Campaign posters greet them. It seems that SNOOKEY EVERHART is running for president of the mafia; but his opponent RONNIE HARPER is pretty confident, and why not, with MARYELLEN ROBERTSON as campaign manager and a henchman like JERRY MOCK spying on Snookey's every move! As the group tries to get on board a steamship, PHYLLIS WOOSLEY tries to stop them for fear it will sink. Read your physics, girl! On the way to the Panama Canal, the ships carpenter, JUDY LUTZ, informs them that the ship won't clear the locks, but ELAINE BAITY and DIANN BECKNER, who took over the canal after ousting Castro, assure them that the ship will have plenty of room. The ship sails on through and it's North to Alaska. DAPHANE WALL's seal coat business is doing fine, but the same can not be said about DONALD JONES' gold mine. Thar just ain't no gold in them thar hills. Kayaking down the Pacific is a real experience for the group. Upon reaching their destination, California, they tour Disneyland guided by FRANCES ELLIS. HAROLD SHORE is starring in the Life Story of Roger Jones with Roger there to aid in the production and FRANKIE VAUGHT to direct it. The movie ought to be a smash with all that talent combined. CAROLYN CRAVER is on the campus of U.C.L.A. comparing it with all other U.S. colleges. Will she ever make up her mind? CAROL SWEAT has a thriving donkey farm near the Grand Canyon. LINDA SMITH is her best customer. She leads donkey-back excursions into the canyon. Surely hope she is sure-footed! In San Antonio VICKY CONRAD is busy at work trying to repair the Alamo, but JANE VOSS keeps the wall shaking with her constant basketball practice. Bourbon Street has changed a lot since CARROLL ST.PIERRE has opened her secretarial school. On the banks of the Mississippi, MARY MARTIN has a banana split factory. PEARL ROTHROCK takes the group to the Cape where DEAMIE GRIFFITH is recording data on the behavior of DENNIS WHITE in his space capsule which is headed for Pluto--we hope--but you know Dennis! With BRENDA ROTHROCK as the chief astronaut, the group takes a rocket ship to Southwest. IKE CAMPBELL and LARRY DULL are still there. Larry is writing a revised edition of Thirty Days to a More Powerful Vocabulary. Ike--well, he is just bothering the teachers. The reunion is a smashing success. But wait, who is missing? JANE CRATER, where are you? Oh, there she is, industriously working with her committee to plan the next get-together. See you in '82! JUDY JONES ROBERT REED Prophets 45