Southwest High School - Iliad Yearbook (Clemmons, NC)

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Ufadfi 0 As we look through the product of a prospering 1976 e nter pr is e, the Southwest Clarion, edited by ODELL and VIV IAN SHIEIDS, we see that BILLY I-IUFF, the famous playwright, is planning a Uagedy as his next play. He is calling it The Diary of PATT HORTON, starring the enchanting BRENDA HILL, ' Afterwards the glamorous ROCHELLE YOUNG is planning another one of her extravagant parties. Some of the ex- pected guests include LINDA McBRIDE, SI-IERILL STEWART, GAIL ROMINGER, JOE ROTHROCK and RUTH TAYLOR, Rochelle assures Ruth there will be plenty to eat and drink. It is rumored that playboy JON REYNOLDS and tempermental opera singer, MARY CHARLES CROUCH, are flying in on the same plane from Florida for the party. Could this mean anything? Reading on we find that several grand openings have been planned for the week. At the opening of the G. G H. Sports Arena owned by NORVELL GROSS and EUGEN IA HOWA RD, KAY VAN DOEREN, lady wrestler, with her trainers, MONTY MATTHEWS, and ROBERT BYERS, heavyweight boxing champion, will be featured along with the internation- ally known Globe Trotteis. The Trotters' star player is Double Dribble DON HAUSER. Of course, their water boy and mascot AUSTIN Booger MCGUIRE will be along. At the opening, the winner of the Mr. Southwest Contest will be an- nounced also. The three finalists are JACKIE BOYER, NORMAN CRAVER, and RONAID SPAINHOUR. GERALD DINKINS, designer of the Dinky Dinkins sports car, will be opening his business the same day DAN BREWER and PERRY HARPER open their Unbreakable Ping -Pong Company. ,DODD LINKER will start his horseback riding instructions next week. I-Ie will be assisted by JEAN DAVIS and KATIE HICE, Miss Hice is the star of the television series, Granny Oakley. VIRGINIA BOIEN plans a really big opening for her book store. She is going to have several outstanding writers on hand. DERRIS FOSTER and ROGER GOUGH, who write Peanuts will be there along with three authors, KENNETH FORD, STEVE TILLEY, and GARY BARNEY. The book by Mr. Ford and Mr. Tilley is entitled How to Pass Precollege Math Under Mrs. Bonnie Green and Mr. Barney's book, which is a little on the light side, is entitled How to Successfully Skip a Half Day at School. At the opening of TOMMY HARRELL's speedway, BECKY JARVIS and MANCHEL BARNEY will be battling for first and second place in the Southwest 500. GUANDELLA ISGETT is favored to place first in handsome GEORGE FEARR'lNGTON's Rodeo. RUBY YATES will be opening the Yates Low Rates Taxi Company. It is to be locate d next to MIKE KITE's and ROBERT SLATER's Construction Company. Two much-needed additions are being made at Southwestville. Dr.WILLIAM SIDES has agreed to practice Dentistry here. TOMMY HERMAN, veternarian, has also agreed to start his practice here. Dr. Herman cares for such well-known animals as BOBBIE JEAN IARGEN's pet poodle and TONA JENNINGS' pet goat. BETSY REED, WAYNE MOSER, and GAIL MEADOWS, Morticians, are planning an opening also. We feel that this is one business that will not fail. We read in the want-ad section that SAM SAPSAY and CAROLYN WELLMAN are trying to sell all their turkeys. It seems a turkey farm wasn't such a good idea after all. JANET MILLER, PAT LANDRETH, and DAVID IAWSON want to sell their poolroom. JOE LEGG, JERRY JO NES, JARVIS HUTCHINS, and CHARLES HIGGINS are protesting, since this will be taking their favorite pastime away. Reading the smaller print we find that ROBERT TUTTLE wants to get rid of his job which is working with garbage disposal system. BOBBY TESH will probably be interested since he is once again out of work. Turning the page, we see that JANICE CONRAD is planning to retire from her post as head of Alcoholic Anonymous. Her successor will be either WANDA PETTY, MARY KATHERINE MCMILLIAN, or RICHARD VITEK, 68