Southport High School - Anchor Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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Prettiest eyes of girls Prettiest eyes of boys wimesf girl . . . Wittie st boy ..... . Prettiest hair of girls Prettiest hair of boys . . . lJrettie st girl . .... . Most handsome boy . Shortest girl . . . Shortest boy . . . . . . Biggest feet in class . . Best physique of boys Best figure of girls . Best girl athlete . . Best boy athlete . . Most intelligent girl . . Most intelligent boy . . Quietest girl .... Quietest boy . . . Best girl dancer . . . Best boy dancer ..... Most mischievous girl Most mischievous boy . Best dressed girl .... Best dressed boy . . . . Myrea Caplinger . Jim Tom Kinnick . Beatrice Beckley . . . Leroy Cooper . . Janet Boner . . . Leroy Cooper Marlene Dougherty . . Alton Dougherty . . . . Jane Goins . . . John Goins . . . Ronnie Love . . . Ronnie Love . Myrea Caplinger . . Norma Young . . . . Ray Kegley . . Willene Adams . . . Ronnie Love . . Janet Boner . . . . Ronnie Love . . . Merry Jo Overstreet . . . . . Giles Eldridge . . . . . . Beatrice Beckley . . . . . Jim Tom Kinnick Marlene Dougherty . ...... David Allen Best personality of girls . . . . Willene Adams Best personality of boys . . . . . Ray Kegley

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ev SENIOR WILL We, the Seniors, in the year of nineteen hundred and fifty-five do hereby leave and bequeath the following as our last will and testament, to be read and executed upon our departure. We, the Seniors, will to the faculty ' Mrs. Zimmer, a chorus that works real hard. , Mrs. Roland, a good group of eighth grade boys. Mr. Oliver, a Senior class that will not fight with the Juniors. Mr. Ray, a government class that will pay attention to what he says, even if he is wrong. Mrs. McKinney, a class that knows the rules. Mrs. Ketring, a home economics room that has some heat in it. Mr. Hixson, a large physics class. Mrs. Morwick, an energetic typing class. Get busy kids. Willene Adams, will my height to Deanna Henderson. Jane Goins, will my shortness to Judy Lindsey. Myrea Caplinger, will my slim waist line to Anna Mae Medsker. Norma Young, will my ability to type to Ann Magill. Ronnie Love, will my height to Woody Garrard. Alton Dougherty, will my ability to get to school on time to John Robards and Ronnie Young. Beatrice Beckley, will my ability to giggle to Harriett Yarbor. Janet Boner, will my shyness to Sandra Thompson and my ability to get along with the teachers to my brother, Bob. Marlene Dougherty, will my place as yell leader to Marilyn Eastburn. Jim Tom Kinnick, will my ability to get along with Mrs. McKinney to Richard Williams. John Goins, will my ability to play chess to Marvin Harbert. Ray Kegley, will Ann Magill to the Junior boys while I am gone. Don't be afraid to ask her for a date. Big chickens. Merry Jo Overstreet, don't will anything to anybody, because I need everything I have. Leroy Cooper, will my ability to sleep in the Study Hall to anyone who needs the extra sleep. David Allen, will my ability to get along with the Greenwood girls to Marshall Plummer. Giles Eldridge, will my curly hair to Jerry Nay.

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.Tfwpfizcg Calling all doctors! Calling all doctors! Come to emergency ward at once. Rushing into surgery I saw a corpse-like figure who was none other than the famous agriculture agent, Alton Dougherty. After graduating from Purdue he became an agent in Posey County. He is now suffering from a complete mental breakdown after trying to find a way to plant and harvest corn at the same time. Alton was one of my old class mates back with the class of '55. Here was the latest: Only one member was missing-Giles Eldridge. A pal of his was trying to teach him how to catch a freight train going 150 miles an hour. Very strange but Giles was reported missing not long ago. Leroy Cooper took off to see the world. His journey ended in Alaska where he lives happily in an igloo with his wife and children. Myrea Caplinger married a marine not long after commencement. She is now having quite a time folding diapers. After graduation Janet Boner became personal secretary to the President of the Sohio Oil Company. She has recently written a book called How to Keep Oil from being Oily. John Goins, after taking vitamin capsules most of his life, is now tall man for a side show in the Bungling Brothers Darn E'm and Daily's Circus. They specialize in Bungling their acts, as a result Darn E'm is a mild form of profanity they use Daily. Jane Goins joined the same circus and she is a tight-rope walker and the only one in the world who doesn't use a tight rope. She fairly walks on air! After breaking a couple of legs and arms, dislocating her head and bashing in her nose, Beatrice Beckley has been acclaimed the world's most accomplished motorcyclist. The latest word from the police was that Jim Tom Kinnick was picked up from the T. 8: T. Railroad tracks. They asked him what he had to say for himself. His only words were: Halleluiah, I'm a bum! ! I have heard that since Merry Jo Overstreet is in the nursing profession the Done- Be Funeral Home is having a rushing business. This also gives Rev. Ray Kegley a thriving income. David Allen is now a famous balloon peddler. A job that takes a lot of hot air. Norma Young runs a hot dog stand in the middle of the desert, specializing in sand- Witches, but now she has improved on the idea and operates a sauerkraut and weinie machine. Ronnie Love, who has been exceedingly successful now owns five bubble-gum factories. He now specializes in multi-color bubble-gum. Willene Adams is editor of Indiana's largest newspaper Rocklane Rocket. Marlene Dougherty is principal of the new consolidated kindergarten in Acton. My little boy tells me she really cracks the old whip. After all this conversation poor Alton was exhausted but he didn'thesitate to mutter, Guess we fooled those teachers-they said we would never make it, before he passed out.