Southold High School - Snuffbox Yearbook (Southold, NY)

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Class Prophecy Southold s Whos Who at the Worlds Farr of 1939 So the Worlds Faxr of 1959 to End Faxrs xs at hand' The World of Yesterday seems to 1ntr1ge thls generatxon w1th Plle on and Terror sphere as the1r theme and a very approprlate one too I never before saw such nlghtmares 1n the dayt1me' I m your rovlng reporter who IS here to ln tervxew the twenty seven top names on the lxst of Whos Who at the Worlds Falr of 1959 Let s take a stroll around and s e whom we meet Why theres Duke Va11 wh1te carnatlon and all They say hes the second greatest smce Barnum I guess Ill get a statement from hlm Have you any statement to make for the press Duke? Why er yes Theres one bought every m1nute CHe means a t1cket back to the Worlds of Yesterdayj But I say w1ll you excuse me now? I m ln a b1t of a hurry I Vanity vanlty all IS vanlty there IS the Fashion Pavlhon across the way M mm mm They re selling Vague that fashlon and soclety magazine edlted by Dorls Prlce And heres Do r1s now beglnmng to get a tr1He gray but still as charmmg and v1vac1ous as ever How good lt IS to see you Dor1s would you glve me a word for my paper? Dellghted How about Be Vague ln the Vague way for thats the best way Wxll that do? It s perfect Now tell me who IS that mo del over there? She looks very fam1l1ar yet I cant place her Why thats Ellzabeth Grattan our most popular and hlghest pald model And see that shm blonde g1rl over there dxrectmg the seam stresses' Guess who that ls' Not Flora F1sher' Oh my dear no' Thats Fleurette Flshere She IS a Parlslenne and chief modlste Pavlllon Well so long' I cant reslst the t1on to try her out on her French accent for the Info How do you do Mademoiselle How about a few statements for the press? Mals ou1 Cpronounced weej as enfante I was always modlste and once modxste always modlste non? Phew' French IS bad enough but a m1x ture llke that wow' I m on my way and a long way at that' Let me see guess Ill maugurate Southold Day at the Falr and see how many other home folks I can find Say there seems to be qulte a crowd gatherlng on Preamble Walk I wonder whats up? Pardon lady but can you tell your rovlng reporter what the crowd IS for? Oh that famous matmee xdol Harold Booth IS grvmg away autographed plctures of hlmself for the tempta Thanks Flshere Even halr styhsts are here to get the low down on hls hair do Isnt he wonderful? I wouldnt know you see I knew htm when Hey Bung remember me? Lets hear all bout your success Was It dnliicult to achleve? Not at all not at all Just a natural 1n stmct for me Once a mooner now a star That sums It all up I beheve Oh er same old Bunk' Would you be go mg over by any chance to llsten to Mxdge s mu SIC? I notxced a slgn w1th her bllled as M1dge and her All Boy Band What s the xdea? Midge? Why shes a sort of a Ray Hut ton and Phll Spltalny m reverse Sure Ill go over with you What does Mudge look llke? Same as ever? I should say not' Shes a red head now fNo wonder hes so wlllmg to go over with mej And whlle you re lookmg up old frlends dont mlss Madelme Ennis Mad Ennis? Whats her line? Shes bllled with Mldge as The Shppernest Spectacle on Skates fRollerj smce Sonja Shes also advertised as Merry Mad of the Roller Rmk Thanks to Bung I ve been domg better than I thought I would Whats that sign over there? Escort Bureau for Forlorn Fems Butters Boys 50 cents an Hour My word Elbert Austm as a professional glgxlo lmaglne that' Wlll you give me a statement Butter? Nope nothxng to say my slgn mcludes ev erythmg Well do you know any Southolders? I have eyes rlght now for only one Helen Akscm Oh do tell me about her? Shes actlng as Lady Commodore at the Falrs Watercade She got her experlence I hear runnmg a very mce wheeler at the Southold Yacht Club Sorry but my time IS up-toodle oo' Gee 1ts warm heres the Admxnlstratlon Bu1ld1ng and I m chasmg m to cool off a bit Ill have to look up Kay Berry I understand shes not only Duke Va1l s perfect secretary but also hrs g1rl Monday ln the show Hello Kay Berry why the worrxed look? I m here to get a word for the press What have you? Nothmg nothing at all for the press The only person I want to see ns Everett Vall lf you chance to see thls so called Duke you can tell htm for me that rf I don t see a pay check soon he can find a new Monday gxrl CMmmm I m not staymg here I came ln to cool off but not to be blown olfj What shack IS thls? Courtenays Dxversl fied Fur Farm? So that s that terrlble odor whlch has been asphyxlatmg me' What a martyr I am for the press Greetlngs john hows the slde lme domg your chem hobby? 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do ln hurdl1ng7 Margaret Dcnzler we reallze that you are able to do many thmgs better than anyone else but actlons speak louder than words Bud as a rnan about town you re the tops but we mlght suggest a lrttle more txme on your school work Lxllxan we mlght suggest that you try to act your age Betty you re not the only g1rl ln Southold Try a lxttle less soph1st1cat1on and a llttle less of Greenport Margaret Lelcht Sonny IS the word for you Margaret but why not glve the school books a chance Celebrate the tercentenary wxth a d1 ploma Squatter we realtze that you are the m portant personage on the field of athlet1cs but as for your scholastlc record all r1ght all rrghtl Thls 1sn t a shady remark and lt won t cost you a thlng Lourse Krupskr and Evelyn Swlatocha from all appearances you two belleve that blood IS thrcker than water Why not let someone else find out about your pleasmg character1st1cs9 Kathryn we mlght suggest that you cut the tradxtxonal apron strmgs Also reallze that some one else mlght be rlght once ln awhlle Stella as an athlete we have only praxse for you We might venture to suggest that you show the same lnterest nn l1fe ln general Laura just remember a smlle w1ns more than a frown any day Also stop reachmg for the stars Irene Cohen although you ve only been here a short tlme Irene you have proved yourself to be a good sport A sllght suggestron would be that you take l1fe a lrttle more serrously We re ret dear jumors brlngmg to a close a task so adapted to our ab1l1tl8S and yet so 1n hmte rn scope M1ndful as we are of the proverb We may glve advlce but we cannot xnsprre the conduct we slncerely trust that our sagacrous suggestrons wlll not go unheeded Dmner t1me at the Lee House Fred M Cto walterj 'our d1nner today was terrlble I nearly lost my appetxte Walter So? What was the matter? Fred M Well I found a ha1r 1n the 1ce cream a ha1r ln the honey and a ha1r 1n the apple sauce Walter You drda Mm thats funny I can understand how the ha1r got ln the xce cream It came from shavmg the 1ce And the hatr rn the honey probably came from the comb But what gets me IS the harr In the applesauce I b0ught the apples myself and they were baldwms Euphomc Qulps Helen handy husky honey happy hardy h1lar1ous Elber lder elephantmc elementary Katnryn coy careful coquettlsh comely Harold healthy hungry handsome haughty hrggledy plggledy Charlre complacent cautlous casual Kapoot john Joklng Jovlal JOStlll'lg jaunty jaculatory Juvemle Nelson noncommlttal nonchalant negatrve nondescr1pt Margery m1dv1ctor1an mlsconstrued metrculous majestrc M rgaret measured mellow m1l1tant meaty merry Albert amorous amateur ambldexterous aloof alack alas Madellne molecular mandrel mum mere Flora phlegmatlc falr f1l1al fantastlc Lrbby l1the lackadaxslcal langu1d lat1sh Mon1ca mlschlevous m1ld mrrthful modest Betty bolsterous blustrous bellxeose blatant blah' Madeleme mooner modern melancholy morbld Fred fast fxckle Hlppant falhble phooey' Mxdge melodlc mmx meager mmlon Joe Judrclous Jumper Je June Jeepers' Dors dogmatc determmed dramatrc dashmg Bertha belllgerent bossy babbllng brusk browbeatmg blonde Ctanley stern stolld stalwart stubborn strong Bob bereft berserk banterxng bombastlc balderdash' battermg Laura lean lank lovable latent Ambrose amblguous amanuenslc ambltlous ambllng Va1l vocrferous vehement valuable versatlle Grace graceful glrllsh grrfgly glbberlsh grave gregarlous Mrs Lmdsay I certamly was outspoken t at my Club today' Mxss Mlller I cant belleve rt' Who out spoke you? lV11ss Fleschutz Whenever Im ln the dumps I get a new hat Mr Harrlson Oh so thats where you get them Harrlson What lb the most famous plece of .vood IH the world? jack Remhardt Charlre McCarthy . . o Q - 1 I - I I I Q Q , . ' 1 1 u, -. I , . . g....3 ' Q . , . 1 1 1 1 ' ' ' 1 1 1 1 1 . . 1 1 - 1 1 1 1 , . i I U U 1 I Y ' L6 7? ' ' ' v '-' 1 1 1 1 1 A Y Y Y - at 11 ' , 1 - 'Q . . ' - C- 1 1 1 1 , I I . 1 . . , . , 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I - 1 V I . . . 1 1 1 1 . I I V c , . - . . . . - , , , , 1 , ' ' 9 1 V 1 . . . l I I 9 I ' 1 Y ! Y 7 . , g . , 1 1 ' 1 - : Q . . 1 . ' - - 1 ' 1 1 I - 1 . , I 1 - 1 1 1 1 1 1 I . - 0 . . . :J . 1 , 1 U . 1 1 I V V I b ' 1 ' . . . i , , ' tt 1 1 . . . . . . 1 , - 1 1 1 4 91 ' - 1 . '- 1 1 1 '- 1 1 1 ,J 1 1 1 U ......-.l . : -1 WA . . ' , . . - .T , ' . . , ' ' v - 9' . ' . 1 . l . , , - - . .1 . , , A Q I 1 ' ' . H ' .

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N o ? then soon Well all rlght take a look at the an1mals Im off to Afrlca on another expedltlon To tell the truth john I m here to get some dope on our class of 1939 Can you help me? Why don t you mntervxew Charley Colombo? Hes been going places s1nce he filled Dlck Halh burtons place H1s last book My Anlmal Ranch IS tame compared to what he s seen Then have you heard about Nelson Davlds? No but I always knew he d do a lot What s h1s work? He calls hlmself an 1nventor and sclentlst and has taken over the publlcatlon of all those cxence monthly magazmes we klds used to fill up on H1s latest mventlon rs a cough med1c1ne whlch guarantees to take the cough out of cough mg I trxed some the other day and I sure get lns polnt I nearly dled' That looks lxke a pxcture gallery over there Sure lt IS You mustnt mlss the plcture called The Modern Mona Llsa Monlca Gf1gOHlS at for It She always dld have a sweet salntly look Dldnt she though' Even though her ac 11ons were just the 0ppOS1t6 OOO ouch' What lnt me? Oooh my ankle Albert Doroskl' just ln t1me to get your name 1n the paper' How do you do Al My ankle? Oh dont apologlze It doesnt hurt a b1t fjust k1ll1n me pressure salesman and a golf pro on the slde? QThats why hes off h1s shotj Gwe me a state ment for the paper Yes? ' I always was a klllerdlller swlngaroo whole ln one That's all there lsn t any more and I ll be off now m another cloud of dust At last the Home Economxcs Bureau and am I starved' Perhaps I can find someone I know who w1ll g1Ve me a b1te to eat Thls host ess has a nlce smlle where have I seen her be fore? I know thats Madellne MacN1sh the mo dern Elsa Maxwell Shell look after me but what IS her marrled name? Mac' My xt s good to see you I m a rov mgpreporter now you know can you help me out Ill have somethmg to offer I guess How about telllng them that I always was a home glrl anybodys and stlll am Hello here comes Bet ty Hagermann hows the Prlma Donna gettmg along? Why why why fancy meetmg you here' Im on my way over to the Falr Metro now to have a rehearsal I just passed Freddle Mann weller back there and he said just the cutest thmg Really lt was so apropos Hes a curator and lecturer of Art here you know and I do see h1m So often Cand I do mean often tooj He sa1d Well Bet ' he sald those are h1s very words Art IS long and Tlme IS fleemg so I must toddle on Isnt that clever? And so orxgmall Orxgmal? It sounds vaguely fammlxar to me but no matter Have e1ther of you two heard any thmg about Laura Stankew1cz? Naturally shes the model homemaker at thls exh1b1t Her famlly IS as famxllar to all as the Compton famlly of twenty years ago And d1d you know that she still stacks to the statement that a womans place IS 1n the home? Well I should thlnk that It sounds that way from all you ve sa1d at least' Yes yes oh my xts gettlng much too late au revonr' So long and to you also Mac I see Joe Ostroskl and I want to contact h1m H1 there joe whats the professional pole vaulter domg rlght now? I ve just Hmshed Today I Jumped so hlgll that hereafter Ill have to wear oxygen tanks I guess A good day lt was I ll say' Dont tell me you re the modest Joe Ostros k1 I used to know' Not modest maybe but truthful always Whew' Dld you notlce who just wh1zzed by In that cloud of dust? That was Bertha Pupeckl Shes gettlng blg money these days as a dashmg dare devxl drlver No chance of gettlng a statement from her then Do you know about any others of the old gang? What about Stan Rutkowskl? Hes farmer lsnt he? Is he ever though' He has just grown a seedless pomegranate Everybody 1S exclted over lt ln the old town and they are callmg h1m the man w1th the hoe I understand Robert Sanford IS here at the Falr Do you know where I mlght locate h1m? Why dont you attend h1s Hymg stunts? One a day and It hasnt gone on yet He goes 1nto actlon wlth Ambrose Terp as hlS A Number One G Man and alrplane tuner Good for Ambrose he always was good company to have around and a swell machlnlst But I thought Bob was a great flymg lmmlgratlon authority? He IS and he sometlmes does secret servxce work too Oh hes an lmportant guy all rlght' Hmmm heres the Medlcal Center and Ill sure need attentxon lf I don t soon manage a meal Thanks for the t1ps joe Surely some of the Southold glrls who are nurses here w1ll glve me somethmg to eat Ill just stop at the desk and ask for Nurses Des Roslers and Walters I know they have jobs here Hello glrls Remember me? Im Reporter Dlckmson and Im here to say what are you dolng? uxet please Reporter nothmg shes out of her head no Sllence' Here Margaret send her up to the Psychopathic Ward shes suFfer1r1g from de luslons' Send me to the kltchen I m suffermg from hunger P S Folks by the tlme I get out of here thxs will be a reallty not a prOpl1GCy' - 1 ' ' 11 . , , . , . . . 44 , 1 . 1 H . . . . . . . as 1 ' 1 1 ' H . . . ' 1 - ' 11 as 1 ' ' D ' ss ' ' 1 - - . .- y 1 ' Y 1 ' cs ' , . U . ' ' , ss , - 1 ' . ' 1 1 1 1 1 ' 7 1 11 ' I1 . ' sa . u 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 - - - 11 - 11 , - 1 ss ' , 9 ' H . . . . , , , 1 ' 11 il Y ' ' ' ' S 1 . . . . . . , 0 ' Y Y, . , , . sm 1 1 ' Q ' ,i . . . ,, , . - 1 ms Si ' ' 7, 1 ' H . . , . . . 1 - ' , . , . . . . . . , . . . C . . . ,, .- . , . . ,, if ' 7 - I 1 - 44 ' 11 ' . ' ll n . , . - 1 sl . . . . . a - - 1 11 ' 11 , - 1 u ' as , . , . . , - - . . , . . . . , , , g , . . . . , 1 1 1 1 that s all. 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