Southold High School - Snuffbox Yearbook (Southold, NY)

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do ln hurdl1ng7 Margaret Dcnzler we reallze that you are able to do many thmgs better than anyone else but actlons speak louder than words Bud as a rnan about town you re the tops but we mlght suggest a lrttle more txme on your school work Lxllxan we mlght suggest that you try to act your age Betty you re not the only g1rl ln Southold Try a lxttle less soph1st1cat1on and a llttle less of Greenport Margaret Lelcht Sonny IS the word for you Margaret but why not glve the school books a chance Celebrate the tercentenary wxth a d1 ploma Squatter we realtze that you are the m portant personage on the field of athlet1cs but as for your scholastlc record all r1ght all rrghtl Thls 1sn t a shady remark and lt won t cost you a thlng Lourse Krupskr and Evelyn Swlatocha from all appearances you two belleve that blood IS thrcker than water Why not let someone else find out about your pleasmg character1st1cs9 Kathryn we mlght suggest that you cut the tradxtxonal apron strmgs Also reallze that some one else mlght be rlght once ln awhlle Stella as an athlete we have only praxse for you We might venture to suggest that you show the same lnterest nn l1fe ln general Laura just remember a smlle w1ns more than a frown any day Also stop reachmg for the stars Irene Cohen although you ve only been here a short tlme Irene you have proved yourself to be a good sport A sllght suggestron would be that you take l1fe a lrttle more serrously We re ret dear jumors brlngmg to a close a task so adapted to our ab1l1tl8S and yet so 1n hmte rn scope M1ndful as we are of the proverb We may glve advlce but we cannot xnsprre the conduct we slncerely trust that our sagacrous suggestrons wlll not go unheeded Dmner t1me at the Lee House Fred M Cto walterj 'our d1nner today was terrlble I nearly lost my appetxte Walter So? What was the matter? Fred M Well I found a ha1r 1n the 1ce cream a ha1r ln the honey and a ha1r 1n the apple sauce Walter You drda Mm thats funny I can understand how the ha1r got ln the xce cream It came from shavmg the 1ce And the hatr rn the honey probably came from the comb But what gets me IS the harr In the applesauce I b0ught the apples myself and they were baldwms Euphomc Qulps Helen handy husky honey happy hardy h1lar1ous Elber lder elephantmc elementary Katnryn coy careful coquettlsh comely Harold healthy hungry handsome haughty hrggledy plggledy Charlre complacent cautlous casual Kapoot john Joklng Jovlal JOStlll'lg jaunty jaculatory Juvemle Nelson noncommlttal nonchalant negatrve nondescr1pt Margery m1dv1ctor1an mlsconstrued metrculous majestrc M rgaret measured mellow m1l1tant meaty merry Albert amorous amateur ambldexterous aloof alack alas Madellne molecular mandrel mum mere Flora phlegmatlc falr f1l1al fantastlc Lrbby l1the lackadaxslcal langu1d lat1sh Mon1ca mlschlevous m1ld mrrthful modest Betty bolsterous blustrous bellxeose blatant blah' Madeleme mooner modern melancholy morbld Fred fast fxckle Hlppant falhble phooey' Mxdge melodlc mmx meager mmlon Joe Judrclous Jumper Je June Jeepers' Dors dogmatc determmed dramatrc dashmg Bertha belllgerent bossy babbllng brusk browbeatmg blonde Ctanley stern stolld stalwart stubborn strong Bob bereft berserk banterxng bombastlc balderdash' battermg Laura lean lank lovable latent Ambrose amblguous amanuenslc ambltlous ambllng Va1l vocrferous vehement valuable versatlle Grace graceful glrllsh grrfgly glbberlsh grave gregarlous Mrs Lmdsay I certamly was outspoken t at my Club today' Mxss Mlller I cant belleve rt' Who out spoke you? lV11ss Fleschutz Whenever Im ln the dumps I get a new hat Mr Harrlson Oh so thats where you get them Harrlson What lb the most famous plece of .vood IH the world? jack Remhardt Charlre McCarthy . . o Q - 1 I - I I I Q Q , . ' 1 1 u, -. I , . . g....3 ' Q . , . 1 1 1 1 ' ' ' 1 1 1 1 1 . . 1 1 - 1 1 1 1 , . i I U U 1 I Y ' L6 7? ' ' ' v '-' 1 1 1 1 1 A Y Y Y - at 11 ' , 1 - 'Q . . ' - C- 1 1 1 1 , I I . 1 . . , . , 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I - 1 V I . . . 1 1 1 1 . I I V c , . - . . . . - , , , , 1 , ' ' 9 1 V 1 . . . l I I 9 I ' 1 Y ! Y 7 . , g . , 1 1 ' 1 - : Q . . 1 . ' - - 1 ' 1 1 I - 1 . , I 1 - 1 1 1 1 1 1 I . - 0 . . . :J . 1 , 1 U . 1 1 I V V I b ' 1 ' . . . i , , ' tt 1 1 . . . . . . 1 , - 1 1 1 4 91 ' - 1 . '- 1 1 1 '- 1 1 1 ,J 1 1 1 U ......-.l . : -1 WA . . ' , . . - .T , ' . . , ' ' v - 9' . ' . 1 . l . , , - - . .1 . , , A Q I 1 ' ' . H ' .

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Advlce to the Junlors Insxgnxficant jumors From our verv super1or pos1t1on we de1gn to render counsel to you our unworthy successors We have observed your many a11d apparent H We and at th1s t1me we call to you attentlon those whlch predommate 1n the hope that a t mely rem edy may be effected He r Ye' Hear Ye' 156 why no ry be a not other ways than by gettmg a lf by h1gh heels A l1ttle more gent1l1ty would be a welcome acqu1 s1t1on Mar1on remember varlety 1s the sp1ce of l1fe Dont center too much attentlon on one per son Dlrect some of that energy towards belng a worthy semor Herb really you re not the only Jltterbug on th1s end of the 1sland Remember clothes looks and dancmv w1ll not w1n you a d1ploma All IS not gold that ghtters Artle we real1ze that vou a1e the ma1nstay of the class but your pompos1ty 1 too foo lud crous Remembe youre not the only ant 1n the sand plle Dor1s your 1nfect1ous g1ggle has been over done A l1ttle less volume 1n that d1rect1on and a l1ttle more d1l1gence 1n your studles would be greatly appreclated joe we real1ze that you have a superb volce but glV6 us more actlon and less verbal ego1sm Ed1th, sometlmes your smugness IS wholly unbearable We real1ze that the school couldnt be run wxthout you but how about g1v1ng the other Junxors a chance to get a word 1n edge WISE In Splte of all th1s however we see the makmgs of a fine person 1n you Anne handsome IS as handsome does and all that sort of thxng But a l1ttle less affectat1on would make you a lot more charmlng and almost better lookmg Ellsworth the g1rls f-'md that your vacuous leer IS more oHens1ve than Flattermg Take heed and follow our shrewd adv1ce Less leer1ng and more learn1ng Marcella, although we Sen1ors real1ze that there are several attract1ve persons 1n East ISllp Cwe should knowj we are certam that there are even more here at Southold A few more of your sunny smxles would be greatly apprec1ated Stanley we really do not know what would happen to e1ther the jumor Class or to the mus1c d1v1s1ons of th1s school 1f you should dec1de to move away More power to you Martm De jesus we know you re a br1ght boy so why not settle down and do some work? You re too lazy for words Why not try and make a name for yourself as your SISICFS have? Frank you re really a good k1d at heart but don't try to be so worldly wlse and smart It's much n1cer to be your natural self as you were at the begmnlng of the ycar so dont let the glrls go to your head Pat whv d nt you let L1 get to know you? We ve seen a few of those shy sm1le., of yours So wc can gu s th t you re really a n1ce kd G1ve us '1 chance George wlfy not e tae hmh school lnow you you real1y re .J well k1d at hear Come ou cf yc r shell and peep a on Ru '1 your locks are very de v n'f s we ve round for n s hool you e angel c but outs de we kroxv of y ur pranks How bout 1 nd nv a h pp med1um? Ceorge Gafrga vlence 1 golden but don get too rxch We laeard tl at at a certam Dec rr ber party that you were qumte the man about town Wry not loosen up C1 b1t 1n school? Charl1e your 1mpetuous rature has got en you nto several slxglu pl ghts 0 1n VICW of these facts don 1 be too debona1r when deallng wxth he fa1rer sex G b vou re qu1te the far laa1rel bof bo h n and out of school The on V reason you escape L Lnscatl ed becau e vou reall I are so pleasant Bu we do w1sh you a few more dav each mo th 11 whxch to recuperate El we real1ze tl at as a baseball manager you re perfect but why not use '1 l1ttle of your persevermg dom1nat1on ln school and semor ac 'ClVltl9SP Robert you re so qu1et and gentlemanly that we cant Fmd anyth1ng to compla1n about ust keep up the good work Pearl weve found out from past exper1 ences that you are one to be depended upon to act1v1ty a success th1s ab1l1ty to your do your b1t 1n mak1ng any How about showlng some of classmates? ean you re sweet l1ttle sm1le and sxlly l1ttle Dont try to cap ltallze on these however for the results w1ll not be at all grat1fy1ng Malcolm the experts of Southold Hlgh ad V156 you to stay off the tenms courts unt1l you can get out of the way of certa1n l1ne drlves wh1ch do not stop at the net Pete your work 1n track basketball and baseball g1V6 you an excellent record Wlth us but we m1ght suggest that you dlrect a l1ttle of jour CP cess energy toward the Southolders 1nstead of the res1dents of Greenport Mur1el we real1ze that a certam nelghbor of yours IS a fine personahty but he s not the on ly strawberry 1n the patch Dot the trouble IS vou never do anyth1ng wrong and your art IS too perfect to cr1t1c1ze Do somethmg that 1sn t rlght won t you? Gladys all we have to say IS that you have hxdden your smlles too much and may we add that a b1t more tudy1ng would be approprlate B111 you m1ght come out 1n publlc more often and once more become the l1fe of the party Why not put as much energy 1n l1fe ltself as you g1ggle have qulte affected us . . 1 1 Q 0 ' , . ' 4. O 13 . ' V -4 1 - f. ' no l ' . 1 , 1 gh, M L . U v Q C n ' , ' '. l ' ' I , 1 . c 1 Q 1 -1 f- 1 ,, , ' 4. 4, -- C- Y PS c., f' 5 , 1 .A ,. 1 ' 1-' 1 , ., 1 ' . t ,. A . 1 - I . - - 1 L A . .. AA 5 -,- . - A Y LU, . ov D u . . at 1 - . ,-' v : h , 1... . ' ' . . 1 . 1 ' ' ' -1 ' ' ' L '- '- buff 1- r- ' Lu , - L tO .U .1 IH A - C vm A 3 1 5 D gg y ' I 1. - ' . AA L . ' ' ' ' . . 1 1 - . - fs 1- , .11 .1 . , 1 ' ' . 1 . ' w H' 1 1 ' ' ' L . ' 1 . , ' , . . ' , ' ni 1 . I - .1 . ' ' 4, tt n I ' L . v . . L : 1 . . U i ' U I ' L . 1 , L1 . 1. L ,L L . . . L - Y , 4 L L - 1 1 l Y J . , , . Q . ' t A . . . , P 1 1 . ' -I f- ' I 1- ' - 73 l '. 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Class Prophecy Southold s Whos Who at the Worlds Farr of 1939 So the Worlds Faxr of 1959 to End Faxrs xs at hand' The World of Yesterday seems to 1ntr1ge thls generatxon w1th Plle on and Terror sphere as the1r theme and a very approprlate one too I never before saw such nlghtmares 1n the dayt1me' I m your rovlng reporter who IS here to ln tervxew the twenty seven top names on the lxst of Whos Who at the Worlds Falr of 1959 Let s take a stroll around and s e whom we meet Why theres Duke Va11 wh1te carnatlon and all They say hes the second greatest smce Barnum I guess Ill get a statement from hlm Have you any statement to make for the press Duke? Why er yes Theres one bought every m1nute CHe means a t1cket back to the Worlds of Yesterdayj But I say w1ll you excuse me now? I m ln a b1t of a hurry I Vanity vanlty all IS vanlty there IS the Fashion Pavlhon across the way M mm mm They re selling Vague that fashlon and soclety magazine edlted by Dorls Prlce And heres Do r1s now beglnmng to get a tr1He gray but still as charmmg and v1vac1ous as ever How good lt IS to see you Dor1s would you glve me a word for my paper? Dellghted How about Be Vague ln the Vague way for thats the best way Wxll that do? It s perfect Now tell me who IS that mo del over there? She looks very fam1l1ar yet I cant place her Why thats Ellzabeth Grattan our most popular and hlghest pald model And see that shm blonde g1rl over there dxrectmg the seam stresses' Guess who that ls' Not Flora F1sher' Oh my dear no' Thats Fleurette Flshere She IS a Parlslenne and chief modlste Pavlllon Well so long' I cant reslst the t1on to try her out on her French accent for the Info How do you do Mademoiselle How about a few statements for the press? Mals ou1 Cpronounced weej as enfante I was always modlste and once modxste always modlste non? Phew' French IS bad enough but a m1x ture llke that wow' I m on my way and a long way at that' Let me see guess Ill maugurate Southold Day at the Falr and see how many other home folks I can find Say there seems to be qulte a crowd gatherlng on Preamble Walk I wonder whats up? Pardon lady but can you tell your rovlng reporter what the crowd IS for? Oh that famous matmee xdol Harold Booth IS grvmg away autographed plctures of hlmself for the tempta Thanks Flshere Even halr styhsts are here to get the low down on hls hair do Isnt he wonderful? I wouldnt know you see I knew htm when Hey Bung remember me? Lets hear all bout your success Was It dnliicult to achleve? Not at all not at all Just a natural 1n stmct for me Once a mooner now a star That sums It all up I beheve Oh er same old Bunk' Would you be go mg over by any chance to llsten to Mxdge s mu SIC? I notxced a slgn w1th her bllled as M1dge and her All Boy Band What s the xdea? Midge? Why shes a sort of a Ray Hut ton and Phll Spltalny m reverse Sure Ill go over with you What does Mudge look llke? Same as ever? I should say not' Shes a red head now fNo wonder hes so wlllmg to go over with mej And whlle you re lookmg up old frlends dont mlss Madelme Ennis Mad Ennis? Whats her line? Shes bllled with Mldge as The Shppernest Spectacle on Skates fRollerj smce Sonja Shes also advertised as Merry Mad of the Roller Rmk Thanks to Bung I ve been domg better than I thought I would Whats that sign over there? Escort Bureau for Forlorn Fems Butters Boys 50 cents an Hour My word Elbert Austm as a professional glgxlo lmaglne that' Wlll you give me a statement Butter? Nope nothxng to say my slgn mcludes ev erythmg Well do you know any Southolders? I have eyes rlght now for only one Helen Akscm Oh do tell me about her? Shes actlng as Lady Commodore at the Falrs Watercade She got her experlence I hear runnmg a very mce wheeler at the Southold Yacht Club Sorry but my time IS up-toodle oo' Gee 1ts warm heres the Admxnlstratlon Bu1ld1ng and I m chasmg m to cool off a bit Ill have to look up Kay Berry I understand shes not only Duke Va1l s perfect secretary but also hrs g1rl Monday ln the show Hello Kay Berry why the worrxed look? I m here to get a word for the press What have you? Nothmg nothing at all for the press The only person I want to see ns Everett Vall lf you chance to see thls so called Duke you can tell htm for me that rf I don t see a pay check soon he can find a new Monday gxrl CMmmm I m not staymg here I came ln to cool off but not to be blown olfj What shack IS thls? Courtenays Dxversl fied Fur Farm? So that s that terrlble odor whlch has been asphyxlatmg me' What a martyr I am for the press Greetlngs john hows the slde lme domg your chem hobby? 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