Southington High School - Chronicle Yearbook (Southington, CT)

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New York, june 24-Edward O'Shea, the best lrish flatfoot who ever roamed New York, has just been promoted to a Captain for his brilliant and heroic effort in catching the infamous criminal, Butch Smuch. ln spite of a wound in the leg, Edward chased the criminal all the way from Central Park to 2298 East Fifty-second Street, where Butch finally surrendered. Captain O'Shea attributes his success to the wonderful training he received in High School chasing the- Well, must we go any further? says Edward. Southington, Conn., june 23-Mary Parizo has recently written a series of poems entitled, The Voice of Experi- ence. Meriden, Conn., june 22-Peter Sera- fino, well-known clipper, has obtained a position as chief barber of the Bald Head Barber Shop. Southington, Conn., Iune 23-Mary Brindzik will leave soon for Hollywood where she will assume her duties as head instructor of physical education of the Actors' and Actresses' of the Warner Brothers' Studio. London, England, june 22-Francis Kuchta has signed a contract with the 'British Royal Studio to make four pic- tures a year. He will be England's Robert Taylor. South End, Conn., june 23 - Lois Rebok is head dietician in the L'Amour Hospital for Convalescents in South End. New York, june 22-Richard Wallace, star salesman of Fuller Brush Co., has resigned to accept a position as Physical Education Teacher at the YMCA in Hart- ford, Conn. What's the matter, Dick, couldn't you get enough training, hiking around with Fuller Brushes? No place in particular, june 24-Ethel Way is sailing the seas with the wealthy Mrs. Percival Van Astorspilt. Page Twenty .wr CHRCJNICLE 34+ Bentley, Mass., june 22-Thomas Stowe has graduated with highest honors from the Bentley School of Ac- counting. He obtained his remarkable ability in figuring while keeping track of all his dances at our dances. Washington, D. C., june 24-We have just been informed by an exclusive inter- view that Miss Mary-Louise Way has discovered the original copy of This Way, All the WHY. Washington, D. C., june 23-Thomas Giles, noted Post Office Clerk, has suc- ceeded larnes Farley as Postmaster General. Always being a liberal boy in school he decided to be a radical in politics. Milldale, Conn., june 24--Ruth Don- nelly has recently accepted a position as Secretary for the Roberts 6: Roberts Roller Skate Manufacturing Company. Southington, Conn., june 22-Edmund Mucci, the typing pride of Lewis High School, has just been awarded the championship for typing at the rate of l45 w. p. m. for one hour. Edmund acquired his remarkable speed while trying to keep up with a certain other speed demon. Right, Edmund? New York, june 23-Anna DiTarando has just returned from France where she has been studying the history of the French language. Miss DiTarando will assume her duties as teacher of French at Lewis High on june 29th. , Southington, Conn., june 24-Stanley Putala, super-salesman, has just been appointed to manager of the First Na- tional Store on Main Street. His only difficulty is in the saying, The customer is always right. Hollywood, Calif., june 23 -Viglgt Lalla has accepted a contract with M-Cr-M Studios. Miss Lalla was dis- covered by a talent scout, while perform- ing in the Senior Play. if .. - ..., . . , ,,.. w ,ax-

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CHRONICLE jw- , lass rophecy Southington, Conn., june 24 - joseph Adamowicz, well-known traveler, has joined up with Bob Ripley and they plan to make a microscopic study of Believe It or Nots all over the World. Ioseph got his nack for traveling by the distance he rode to school on his bike. Hartford, Conn., june 23-Mary Smith, well-known High School graduate, has just accepted a position as advertising manager for the Build-Up Shoe Busi- ness. ' Southington, Conn., Iune 22- Robert Groncznack, Captain of the Flying Devil Squadron, has just broken the world's record for flying. He flew his airplane at the increditable rate of 650 miles per hour. Some of this speed he developed while making his test trips from Milldale to the airfield on Vermont Terrace. Bight, Bob? Southington, Conn., june 25-Martha Malcein is returning from a five minute non-stop flight around the continent of Southington. She has broken Miss Ear- hardt's record. Southington, Conn., Iune 23-Alex Iankovich has just been appointed as head manager of the Ben Franklin Hard- ware Store. He has a very unique method of selling what you don't want. New York City, Iune 22-Catherine Cook left for Paris on the S. S. Hartford. While in Paris, Miss Cook will be inter- national secretary for the Hardware Manufacturing Company. Lazy Lane, june 23 -Newell Hathe- way, Ir., has just been awarded a medal by the Super Shell Company for selling the largest amount of gas of any station in Connecticut. His talent for filling the tank when you want only a gallon is known far and wide. Southington, Conn., june 25-Martha Owen has attained the speed of 200 words per minute in a recent Gregg Shorthand Speed Test. Miss Owen will soon assume a position as secretary for the County Court of Queen Street. Waterbury, Conn., Iune 23-The ice cream which is now famous all over the United States was thrown together by no other than our famous ice cream maker, Iames Homewood. No doubt, you have all tried Homewood's anti-heat ice cream. Southington, Conn., june 24-Viola Della Vecchia has finished her research in United States History. Miss Della Vecchia is the noted historian. New Haven, Conn., june 22-Profes- sor james DeFrancisco has just been appointed as head instructor in the Latin and French departments at Yale Univer- sity. Professor DeFrancisco is one of Lewis's most brilliant language students. Washington, D. C., june 23-Marjorie Cook has just been appointed as de- signer for redecorating the 'White House. Budapest, Htmgary, Iune 25 - Dr. Frederick W. Bauer, most noted surgeon in America, has just performed a miracle of modern science. He took the brain out of one person and put in another brain from a noted authority on English. The operation was successful and now the person is one of the smartest in Europe. How about coming to High School cmd trying a few of those tricks, Doc? Southington, Conn., Iune 23-Frances Kasek has been awarded the Pulitzer Prize for the best commercial picture of the year. Miss Kasek was our noted artist for our Emblem. Page Nineteen

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