Southington High School - Chronicle Yearbook (Southington, CT)

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f ' bfi'-:mls 'I ' . QM ii' Q Q 65, gd , , CHRONICLE :Ew- A Francis Peasco: To you we present this bottle of hair tonic so you can let your hair grow. P. S. Drink it, maybe you can put on a little height. Pasqual Porreillo: As you spend much of your time on the farm and are going to make it your life work, we give you this deed for a tract of land where you can raise hot dogs and peanuts. Edgar Robinson: Here is a piece of WoodCingj to remind you so much of your friend. Andrew Shanley: And as you are so quiet we present you with this box of firecrackers to set you off. ' ' Morton Snowman: Because of your lack of attention to the weaker sex we give you this helpful booklet on The How and When of Wooing by Harvey D. Dodson. john Spain: We give you this an- chor so that when you head for fences you can throw it out and save the fence-if not the car. Stanley Stanek: Here's a barrel for you to till up with your fathers beer. Take this gun, too, and keep Mushy away. , Dominic Testa: We present you with this little car to help you find opportunity P. S. There's a knock in the car. Robert Tracy: When you become involved in your first love affair read this book on How to Make and Keep a Woman by Scatter Martin. Alton Wallace: Since you were one of the shining lights of our class and a glowing athlete, we take great pleas- ure in presenting you with this bulb. Herbert Walstrom: This magnet is to be tied on the back of your Chevy to pick up any parts that happen to fall out. Earle Wooding: This book on Howto Become a Strong Man in Twelve Minutes by Francis Peasco will, doubtless, be of great value to you. Margaret Lindsay: Since you are interested in Dramatic Arts, we have found for you this make-up box to start you on your way to success. Class Prophecy Since our election as Class Proph- ets, we have consuted several fortune tellers. The one who encouraged and gave us the most information was the JEEP of Popeye Fame, who has the ability to foretell anything. Robert Beisinger-The JEEP in- forms us that you will enter the field of radio, and contact Utopia on your short-wave radio set. Ruby Mitchell-Instead of building your dream castlesi' in the air, you will build them in Snow Andrew Shanley-We see you as the next janitor in Lewis High School, succeeding Jimmy Stewart where you will receive 360.90 a week, to begin with. Page Twenty-one

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Vincent Choquette: Why be so quiet? Here's a razzer for you so you can keep up with the rest of the noisy class-as Miss Bunce always quotes. John Czereska: To you we give this telephone to keep in touch with your girl friends. Here's a couple of num- bers too. john Daniels: Why be bashful, Dan- iels? Women are harmless. Practice looking this doll straight in the eye Cto overcome your shyness-of coursej then go out and conquer some real damsel. Henry Dickinson: When you re- ceive this book read the explanation how and why Shakespeare received a kick in the pants by the Indians. Oh- yes-the title, How to Rearrange a Joke lO6 Different Waysf' - Harvey D. Dodson: You have a habit of trailing your pedal extremities resulting in noises that are very an- noying to the students Cwe can't im- agine whylj so we present you with this pair of rubber heels. Benjamin Doerfler: We present you with this muzzle hoping it will calm some of your useless speeches. William Doyle: Slow and Easy is your motto. We present you with this box of Pep to take whenever you Want to feel lively. John Dubicki: To our star pitcher, we present this ball so he can prac- tice throwing something else besides a straight ball. Dawson Faith: We present this pamphlet entitled How to Become an Annoying Ealsettov by Scung Umbell. 'la Page Twenty -mg cl-lRoN1cLE yi- Robert Garry: Since everybody seems to think our young classmate. IS well-groomed, we present him with this mirror to keep up his excellent ap- pearance. Francis Gura: Here's an ambulance for you to take sick girls home during school hours. Maybe it will help your brother too. Doran Height: To sort of change your driving the same make of car we present you with this Chevy car. Ernest Lawson: How we envy your artistic ability. To show our apprecia- tion we present you with this pallet and brush. Nelson MacLelland: Because of your ability to burn up the cinder path we present you with these asbestos track shoes. Jack Martin: To our clowniest and nosiest we present this loud speaker so that we know you are still present. Douglas Matthews: To you we pre- sent this chalk. When you are in the market for a pool table, this chalk is guaranteed not to miscue . Lawrence Meccariello: Larry's spare moments are always filled in with a few fancy dance steps. lfVe hope this book will help you. It is entitled How to be a Perfect Dancer or The VVay Around a Girl's Waist, by Thomas Stowe. Erwin Mitchell: We give you this pony named Algebra so if you ever take that stuff again you will be able to trot through it with ease. We also give you this gun so if anyone intends to stop your passing, you will have a weapon that you undoubtedly wished for at Lewis. 1

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Helen Fedorovich-We see you in the future looking down on your class- mates, because you are able to gain a height that no other can equal. Mary G-rillo-You will in future years be paid for posing for the ad- vertisement Why be tall when you can be like MEF Bruno Brunalli-In 1950 you will sign a contract to build the largest bridge, which will be across Roaring Brook. Mary Campagnano-Since you were so interested in the Infant Club, you will become a foremost nursery head. Francis Peasco-Since you are so fond of cutting up in school, you will become a famous surgeon and have a chance to cut up all the time. Ruth Larson-Since you are so interested in doctors and so good in stenography, we see you as secretary to a certain surgeon. Francis Gura-VVe see you studying The Gentle Art of Dentistry under the supervision of Dr. I. Pullum pain- less extractor in New York. Lena Ott-Since you exhibited such great ability as an actress in the Senior Play, we see you achieving great fame as a star in Hollywood, CMae will have plenty of competitionj. Ernest Lawson - Your love of sketching pictures of fair ladies will lead you to become an artist. Your masterpieces will be on exhibition at the Southington Public Library. It won't be long now, Ernie, before you will have gained a nation-wide repu- tation. Gertrude Witt-You will enter the beauty parlor business because you are so interested in curls. A certain young man will be your inspiration. N Page Twenty-two at CHRONICLE re- Doran Height-You will be-come ambassador to tropical India. and WIN sell automobiles to the natives at H large profit. P Virginia Moore--Talking seems to come natural to you, so you will be- come a great public speaker on the subject The Evils of Gab. Lawrence Meccariello - You will sign a contract with Vassar College to coach the basketball team, along with special courses in dancing. Carol Rogers-Because you can't bear to see a horse suffer, the Jeep says that you will become one of the world's greatest horse doctors. Vincent Choquette-You will be principal of the Deaf and Dumb school where the atmosphere of quiet will harmonize with your tastes. Margaret Geary-The jeep has in- formed us that you are to be the champion swimmer at the 1964 Olym- pics to be held at the Recreation Park, in Southington. Wilford Bushnell-We see you as the impersonator of Stepin Fetchit, your part in the Senior Play helped you to gain such fame. Angelina Crispino-The Jeep tells us that you are to be professor of Typing and Shorthand at the new Lewis High School. Alton Wallace-Yori will become President of the United States, having gained your experience as presiding officer of the class of 1937. Alice Binghain-We understand that you are to become a nurse. Your flirting will cause the poor internes much anxiety.