Southington High School - Chronicle Yearbook (Southington, CT)

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Vincent Choquette: Why be so quiet? Here's a razzer for you so you can keep up with the rest of the noisy class-as Miss Bunce always quotes. John Czereska: To you we give this telephone to keep in touch with your girl friends. Here's a couple of num- bers too. john Daniels: Why be bashful, Dan- iels? Women are harmless. Practice looking this doll straight in the eye Cto overcome your shyness-of coursej then go out and conquer some real damsel. Henry Dickinson: When you re- ceive this book read the explanation how and why Shakespeare received a kick in the pants by the Indians. Oh- yes-the title, How to Rearrange a Joke lO6 Different Waysf' - Harvey D. Dodson: You have a habit of trailing your pedal extremities resulting in noises that are very an- noying to the students Cwe can't im- agine whylj so we present you with this pair of rubber heels. Benjamin Doerfler: We present you with this muzzle hoping it will calm some of your useless speeches. William Doyle: Slow and Easy is your motto. We present you with this box of Pep to take whenever you Want to feel lively. John Dubicki: To our star pitcher, we present this ball so he can prac- tice throwing something else besides a straight ball. Dawson Faith: We present this pamphlet entitled How to Become an Annoying Ealsettov by Scung Umbell. 'la Page Twenty -mg cl-lRoN1cLE yi- Robert Garry: Since everybody seems to think our young classmate. IS well-groomed, we present him with this mirror to keep up his excellent ap- pearance. Francis Gura: Here's an ambulance for you to take sick girls home during school hours. Maybe it will help your brother too. Doran Height: To sort of change your driving the same make of car we present you with this Chevy car. Ernest Lawson: How we envy your artistic ability. To show our apprecia- tion we present you with this pallet and brush. Nelson MacLelland: Because of your ability to burn up the cinder path we present you with these asbestos track shoes. Jack Martin: To our clowniest and nosiest we present this loud speaker so that we know you are still present. Douglas Matthews: To you we pre- sent this chalk. When you are in the market for a pool table, this chalk is guaranteed not to miscue . Lawrence Meccariello: Larry's spare moments are always filled in with a few fancy dance steps. lfVe hope this book will help you. It is entitled How to be a Perfect Dancer or The VVay Around a Girl's Waist, by Thomas Stowe. Erwin Mitchell: We give you this pony named Algebra so if you ever take that stuff again you will be able to trot through it with ease. We also give you this gun so if anyone intends to stop your passing, you will have a weapon that you undoubtedly wished for at Lewis. 1

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11-gn 5, .rf .gs W- . w-We i 'QQ-. -th' 'f ,liifl Hg ': -Li-aj CHRONICLE yi- Ruby Mitchell: As you hope to be a good secretary, this shorthand note- book may help you to be so. Margaret Mohr: I know you can use this ball of yarn. Emma Mongillo: This scooter ought to help you scoot back and forth quick- ly from your house to Lewis on er- rands. Virginia Moore: Perhaps this little coupe will be more useful to you than the bicycle you now ride. Marie Mucci: Will this spinach help to strengthen your voice? Ellen Nelson: Why be so small? Read this amazing book on How to Grow Big and Strong in Thirty Days. Lena Gtt: To you, our most studious girl, we present this lamp. We hope this will keep you from burning your father's midnight oil. Elizabeth Platou: You must miss your dog, Count. Maybe this bull dog will help remedy the lonesomeness. Carol Rogers: Carol, we hope this horse, Colby, will help you to gallop through easily next year. Ida Slezak: Can you use this nail polish remover? Ann Masewicz: We hope this diary will help you keep in mind all your memories of Bill Anne Sullivan: Perhaps this com- pact will remind you of the one you used so many times in study hall. Lorraine Wassong: As you have a strong dislike for cats, we give you this little kitten and perhaps it will be- come a favorite with you. Dorothy Welch: As you hope to be an aviatrix this little plane may help you to keep your ambitions high. Gertrude Witt: Will this messenger boy be of help to you in delivering your notes? Norma Zanke: We are sure you will make good use of this music. l Doris Lockyer: You have such nice teeth, I know you can use this tooth paste. Helen Srzron: We hope this test tube will remind you of the many you used in Chem. Lab. Helen Thayer: As you like Blues Songs, we give you a book of them. Antoinette Nemec: As you wanted white flannel skirts for graduation, here is one to fulfill your desires. Carolyn Shumann: We hope this small typewriter will remind you of the good work you've done in type- writing. Robert Ferrucci: In case you ever lose our nice brief case, this one ma , Y prove to be serviceable. Robert Beisinger: We present this uncurable ointment to treat that severe bite you received from the radio bug. Bruno Brunalli: This little bridge is for you to construct when you have your engineer's degree. Wilford Bushnell: To you we pre- sent this frog. Whenever you gaze at it think oi Peeper back in Lewis High. Page Nineteen

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f ' bfi'-:mls 'I ' . QM ii' Q Q 65, gd , , CHRONICLE :Ew- A Francis Peasco: To you we present this bottle of hair tonic so you can let your hair grow. P. S. Drink it, maybe you can put on a little height. Pasqual Porreillo: As you spend much of your time on the farm and are going to make it your life work, we give you this deed for a tract of land where you can raise hot dogs and peanuts. Edgar Robinson: Here is a piece of WoodCingj to remind you so much of your friend. Andrew Shanley: And as you are so quiet we present you with this box of firecrackers to set you off. ' ' Morton Snowman: Because of your lack of attention to the weaker sex we give you this helpful booklet on The How and When of Wooing by Harvey D. Dodson. john Spain: We give you this an- chor so that when you head for fences you can throw it out and save the fence-if not the car. Stanley Stanek: Here's a barrel for you to till up with your fathers beer. Take this gun, too, and keep Mushy away. , Dominic Testa: We present you with this little car to help you find opportunity P. S. There's a knock in the car. Robert Tracy: When you become involved in your first love affair read this book on How to Make and Keep a Woman by Scatter Martin. Alton Wallace: Since you were one of the shining lights of our class and a glowing athlete, we take great pleas- ure in presenting you with this bulb. Herbert Walstrom: This magnet is to be tied on the back of your Chevy to pick up any parts that happen to fall out. Earle Wooding: This book on Howto Become a Strong Man in Twelve Minutes by Francis Peasco will, doubtless, be of great value to you. Margaret Lindsay: Since you are interested in Dramatic Arts, we have found for you this make-up box to start you on your way to success. Class Prophecy Since our election as Class Proph- ets, we have consuted several fortune tellers. The one who encouraged and gave us the most information was the JEEP of Popeye Fame, who has the ability to foretell anything. Robert Beisinger-The JEEP in- forms us that you will enter the field of radio, and contact Utopia on your short-wave radio set. Ruby Mitchell-Instead of building your dream castlesi' in the air, you will build them in Snow Andrew Shanley-We see you as the next janitor in Lewis High School, succeeding Jimmy Stewart where you will receive 360.90 a week, to begin with. Page Twenty-one