Southern Boone County R1 School - Eagle Yearbook (Ashland, MO)

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Gayle Pendleton wills her ability to pop gum to no one; the world is better off without it. Billie Quinn wills her ability to find legal excuses to be out of school half a year and still pass to Wilson Ramsdell. Clara Quinn wills her love for children to the future teachers. Carolyn Sapp wills her dribbling ability to Sarah Kirchner. Arlene Sapp wills her hand-holding habits in P. E. to no one; Coach doesn't want them to have it. Shirley Smith wills her typing for Mrs. Martin to Dennis Harmon. Kirk Terrill wills his pool-shooting ability to Coach, because he wants competition. Senior Class Prophecy In the year 1959, which is the year of outer planetary space and sputniks, the future may hold in store the following; Linda Anderson was seen boarding a rocket for the moon to set up the world at her own pace. Brent Arnold is now the owner of his own rocket ship, The Beverly. Glen Beckmeyer was last seen buying a record on the moon, and it was way out, crazy, and gone. Eddie M. Bennett has just been appointed head custodian at the Capitol building in Washington. Eddie R. Bennett was last seen deciding between basketball and girls’, and finally signed the contract with the Martians to play basketball. Sorry, girls. Darold Buescher was last seen opening up a new used car lot at the corner of walk and don't walk. Sandra Cole was last seen pacing around trying to keep the little Paces in control. Lindell Crane was last seen taking a home-permanent. Joan Davidson - We find Joan and Arcie still digging the basement with their carving set. Clercy Forbis was last seen teaching the Martians to dribble up the floor. Thomas L. Forbis was last seen getting scalped by the Martians. They dig his red hair the most. 20 Billy Glen Garrett is now a construction engineer for his own firm. Buildings, anyone ?

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Senior Class Will We, the Seniors of 1958-'59, leave these treasured possessions to persons we hope will benefit by them. To the teachers we leave our sincere appreciation for the help and guidance they have rendered to us the past four years. To the school we leave our undying loyalty. Linda Anderson wills her hustling ability to Joey Mickelis. Brent Arnold wills his height to Jerry Arnold. Eddie M. Bennett must have already willed his razor to someone because he hasn't been using it. Eddie R. Bennett wills his athletic ability to Dorsey Hoffman. Darold Buescher wills his ability to pick out a used car that won't run to his brother, Gerald. Sandra Cole wills her pleasant smile and friendly personality to anyone who feels down-in-the-dumps. Lindell Crane wills his curly hair to Lawrence Hazell. Joan Davidson wills her love for Arcie to no one; she'll need it after they are married. Clercy Forbis wills her defensive ability in basketball to Lenora Reifsteck. Thomas L. Forbis wills his booming voice to M-s. Middleton. I guess the students will stay awake now. Billy Glenn Garrett wills his love for Mrs. Herman to Bobby Crump. Marilyn Goetting wills her cooking ability to Judy Lane Nichels; she needs it. David Harriman wills his ability to be a dependable student manager to anyone capable of filling his shoes. Everette Hazell wills his calm, collected nerves to Mrs. Martin. Evlyn Jenkins wills her shyness and quietness to Barbara Scruggs. Larry Lammers wills his catching ability to Dennis Cramer. Elson Nichols wills his mechanical ability to no one; he aims to make a living with it. Evelyn Nichols wills her ability to be a good Student Council Secretary to the next person who holds the job. Fern Nichols wills her sweet disposition to anyone whose disposition isn't like it. Ted Nieman wills his ability to shoot hook shots to Charles Cantrell. Wendell Nistendirk wills his ability to leave school after 7th period to any senior next year who thinks he can get away with it.

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Marilyn Goetting was last seen serenading all the little Martians with her flute playing. David Harriman dropped us a line from Canada last week where he is general manager of the largest conservation plot in the world. Everette Hazell was last seen looking for something made for a dime, sold for a dollar and habit forming. Evlyn Jenkins was last seen punching cards on the way to the moon. Larry Lammers was last seen tending bar in his own tavern called Fillbottom Inn. Elson Nichols has just designed the new streamlined car for General Motors that runs on water and breaks the sound-barrier. Evelyn Nichols - We went to see her but couldn't find her for all of the little Charlies. Fern Nichols was last seen rocking her baby singing Sonny Boy. Ted Nieman - The last time we heard from him, he was still looking for the right girl. Wendell Nistendirk was last seen shooting craps with a bunch of flying purple people eaters on Mars. Gayle Pendleton - We find it in the future that it is still hard to find Penny without gum as it is just as hard to find Jimmy with Penny. Billie Quinn - Bill and Jack are now seen driving their red convertible with the top down all the time because of over crowded conditions. Clara Quinn - We find Clara and Jack in their new house on Mars surrounded by little brats. Quoted by Clara. Carolyn Sapp - We just heard that she had a job with the FBI tracking down hoods. Automobile hoods, that is. Arlene Sapp - We heard that Arlene was going to the moon, but Linda just didn't want to go. Shirley Smith - The tables have turned; we now find her chasing the boys instead of them chasing her. Kirk Terrill - We haven't seen Kirk lately but as we drove down the streets of Nome, Alaska, we spotted a large sign saying Terrill's Recreation Emporium. Juanita Thomas - We tried to contact Juanita, but we found a quarantine sign on the door that said Disagreeitis. Ray Woods - Ray and Otis are still buying a new Ford each year—the latest model a Super-Dooper-Wizz-bang 8.