Southampton High School - Sea Spray Yearbook (Southampton, NY)

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12 THE ECHO Senior Advice For three years, we, the illustrious class of ’31, have suffered with un- excelled stoicism the presence of those depraved and utterly unconscious im- beciles, the Juniors, only through anticipation of this night. Now at last we are about to reap the reward for such patience by releasing the results of our pent-up exasperation. May every Junior who fails to heed this coun- sel be denied forever the supreme glory of becoming a Senior! Eddie Malmrose—You’ve gone too long unhampered by an attachment for the fairer sex. Get a girl, Swede; it’s being done even in the best so- ciety. Vera Nugent—Perhaps those babyish ways of yours were cute once, but you’re growing up now, Bebe. Try being yourself for a change. Mahala Cooke—Straight hair may be a sign of sophistication, but we think a permanent wave would render you true to type. Dorothy Hedges—We admit the possibility of your becoming a prima donna. However, we advise indefinite study in Europe if you want our ap- proval. Distance lends enchantment, you know. Doris Havens—Why not take a few lessons from Gene Tunney, Dot? Your methods in boxing could be improved upon. Betty Jessup—You know, Betty, glasses really aren’t such a disgrace, but if you will refuse to wear them, you might get some invisible ones. Alice Robinson—College men are attractive, but they’re around so lit- tle of the time. We advise you, Alice, to get a resident boy friend. Raymond Moore—We advise you to get a classified directory of all the girls in High School so that the next time there’s a dance you won’t have so much difficulty in deciding which ones to ask. Kathryn Ward—It’s an accepted fact that men don’t like masterful women, especially on the dance floor. Don’t you think you’d better curb that erratic stride of yours, even though you do take such pride in it? Jack Doering—Why not give Marion a break? Perhaps you haven’t noticed it, but she’s trying hard to make you, aren’t you Marion? Ellen Van Brunt—Why not assert your rights, Ellen? Surely you know Lefty well enough by this time to teach him some other song besides “I Can’t Get Enough of You” (especially at dances). Francis Raynor—Have you ever thought of trying “Evening in Paris” or “Seventeen,” so that you won’t offend our delicate nostrils with that dis- gusting cigarette odor? Eddie Blumenkranz—Why not lay off Miss Dieckman, Eddie? You know she’s a married woman now! Elizabeth Smith and Alice Roche—We’ve noticed your weekly prome- nades. Why not get a kiddy car or at least an Austin? Nellie Bennett—It’s about time you grew up, Nellie, and controlled that girlish giggle. Next year you’ll be a Senior and you know Seniors are always dignified.

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Senior Index Name Looks Really is Pastime Wally Aldrich..............Cynical More cynical Looking for a break Alice Bishop...............Frigid Amicable Typing Ruth Moore.................Agreeable At times J Tan-chasing Jimmy Scholtz..............Alright Painful Jimmy Cawie Le Fevre.............High hat Good sport Albie Jenny Lotko................Quiet Ouiet Shorthand Edna Wood..................Morose Cheerful Studying Margie McAllister..........Frivolous More so Writing notes Elsie Kungonis.............Good natured Just that Eddie Dave Overton...............I ove entangled Gone Telephoning Liz Paul Fordham...............Bashful S'lly Women Whiz Corwith...............Calm Not at all Whistling Ruth Gilmartin.............Demure Devilish Falling off horses Ruth Duryea................Sophisticated Kitfenish Any man Arthur Harrison............Big stuff A bluff Woof Sis Schenck................Tnnoeent Not so innocent Burlesques Ruth Frank.................Intellectual An awful flirt Collecting scalps Doug Hawkins...............Stern Bashful Music Martha Tuthill.............Sober Methodical Fussing Dot McMaster...............Mannish Jolly Eating just one bite more Slavec Pavelec.............Mannish Babyish Banjo Marg. Edwards..............Tollv Hot little number Gossiping Rod Penny..................Vain Modest Alice Anna Dzieman...............Dignified Frisky Teasing Slavek Tody Barteau...............Grown up Mamma’s girl Permanent waves Ruth Crutchley.............Coy Brainy Riding in Fords Leo Zieman.................Unconscious Pest Cutting up Alice Roscoe...............Happy Moody Drawing Muriel Jessup..............Angelic Vivacious Bonac again Elsie Pugsley..............Average Shark Vergil Lester Olsen...............Bored Bored Sleeping Charles Terry..............Cheerful Nice High iumping Donald Terry...............Cheerful Cheerful Grinning Dibby Whitman..............Young Growing up Waltzing

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THE ECHO 13 SENIOR ADVICE—(Continued) Grace Phillips—Age will creep on you all too soon, Gracie. You’d bet- ter get that hair cut. Jack Miller—We’ve tried to spare your feelings so far, Goldilocks, but we’ve decided that you are just plain lazy. Nuff sed. Howard Crutchley—A dignified gentleman should know better than to he beguiled by a mere Freshman. Next year try a Senior, or at least a mem- ber of the faculty. Esther Bishop—Pull yourself together, Bish! Hildreth Rogers—One of these days surprise us and appear in long pants.. Mary Flock—You’re such a shark, there must be something fishy about you. Frances Ellis—We must give you credit for speed, Frances; none of the rest of us managed to get hold of a bus driver in Washington, much less carry on a correspondence with him. Freddie Elliston—It’s alright to be happy, Freddie, but that continued grin of yours is getting to be rather stale. Why not get a new one? Harris Dimon—Listen, Harris, it doesn’t pay to be too stingy. Why not give some one a break in that car of yours. Margaret Hubbard—You’re such a chatterbox, Margaret, we seriously think you ought to get a bell and hang it around your neck, so that whenever anyone hears it ring, he can do the disappearing act. Frank Woiewoda—We advice you to change that walk of yours. It’s too much like that of an enraged bull. Alice Gray—You know, Alice, it’s awfully boring to view that express- ionless countenance of yours Why not brighten up a bit? Chester Napiorski—Wake up, Ski. It’s time you learned to control those flaming blushes in History Class! John Lind—There really isn’t any reason why you couldn’t get in the Kindergarten Orchestra. It won’t cut down on your beauty sleep like the others. Talulah Ashman—Why not frown once in a while just to show us you can? Lucille Monsell—Pipe down, Lucille, or that breeziness will carry you away.