Southampton High School - Sea Spray Yearbook (Southampton, NY)

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ODDS AND ENDS JUNIOR RESPONSE We, the unworthy Juniors, have unanimously decided how utterly im- possible it is for us to understand the actions of the dignified Seniors of this year’s class. However, capable as we are, we have come to the conclu- sion now, after studying their many peculiar, interesting and preposterous undertakings that the Seniors need such advice as will tend to benefit their most humble gathering. And thus we spread our trusty advice to each and every one of these peculiar beings. ELBERT ROBINSON. As a “peanut” your aj peach. As a “violinist” you’re a wow. But we solemnly advise you to keep away from Hempstead now. SARA MCALLISTER. Sara has the bad habit of leaving “death” from Patrick Henry’s speech and expressing in a lovable way “Give me Liberty”. BESSIE MILLER. A type of Scotch who w'ould spend a dime to have our Oh! Henry. We know “Beth” is Scotch but when, it comes to buying grape juice she sure is a spendthrift. HENRY FORDHAM. Seeing he prefers the open air and that the damp sea air is said to be unhealthy on cool nights we wonder if “Hen” is not well enough informed to know that there is now on the market just the car for such occasions as afford themselves after Senior Play practice, a converta- ble coupe which the girl friend would enjoy. THE FLAPPERS! butter and egg man. The well known coiTespondent in many famous divorce cases. A modern Romeo to whom the famous “Pas- sion” song as dedicated. We introduce to you the one and only of this spe- cies—CLARENCE PHILLIPS. DUTCH PHILLIPS. Could it be possible that Dutch is trying to im- prove his style of running so that if Paul has to break a date some time it won’t be such a long distance to Bonac. ALBERT GRIFFIN. When you leave school we suggest that you go to IHbllywood and just as a sideline set up a business such as Audre Ani has. He deals in wardrobes and your form will come in handy to you FRANCIS JESSUP. We advise you to take up a course in an interna- tional corresponding school specializing in Arithmetic. They say the world is full of funny figures. EDDIE McGUIRK. Eddie we would advise you to look out for those Riverhsad girls. We know now why you are always singing that song “Where do you work, Marie?” “In the Telephone Company.” If she’s one of those night operators beware, Eddie, beware. BOB LIPPMAN. Bob, we advise you to make a little more noise in school. You don’t make enough. Ask the teachers they know. We also ad- vise you to look for a new car because going to Hempstead to see your girl every week end sure is a wear and tear on your puddle jumper and it is certainly a rough ride for the sheba, anyway you look at it. EVELYN CORWITH. We suggest that “Monk go to Cornell where her darling Bobby is going so that he will not succumb to the charms of other beauties. ANNA DARBY. Wanted a husband, to keep her away from the High- lights of LSbertv. ELIZABETH TERRY. A pair of roller skates so that she can go faster. ARAMINTA 'HILDRETH. We wonder what “horse” Mint is betting on at the “Mardi Gras” race track. Why Washington’s of course. MIDGE DREW. “Misery’.’ always did and always will believe that old saying “Variety is the Spice of Life.” She has a different beau for each sport and a different line for each one. Misery enjoys company. In this “Old Womans” sense of humor it’s the “Man who Pays,” But what a solemn heartbreaking expression comes over her face as she hums her favorite song:

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ODDS AND ENDS ELIZABETH COLLEDGE. Betty, we advise you to find brother Archie a girl to make the party complete. HENRY BALNIS. Hen, your black shirts are very stunning. e advise you to continue wearing them; the future Mrs. Balnis will appreciate oui economy. “CHICK” ELLISTON. We must give “Chick” credit; she sure knows her groceries. But be careful Chick Albert does too. JOHN WARD. The little Giant, the would be Tilden. We wish you would grow a little, John, so that some of the worthy seniors won t walk on you. CONSTANCE LISBON. If you don’t watch your step Connie, your flirtations will charm all the Bridgehampton lads and there 11 be many an anxious mother awaiting the return of her stray boy. VIOI A HERMAN. Drop the old fashioned idea of walking for Sun- day dates—use the telephone its more modern. VIRGINIA HERMAN. We readilya dvise you to continue your violin lessons—you certainly need them. ROSEMARY LOADER. Since you put your hair up, Rosemary, I guess mama better watch her angel child. DOT DREW. We advise Dot to make dates with Albert when Midge isn’t home so he won’t want to entertain the family. DOT MORRIS. We advise Dot to get a transfer to Riverhead high school for convenience and economy ANITA CRIPPEN. We advise Anita to adont some of her brother’s Athletic ability—you have the build (builds) Anita. GEORGE BUCKHEIT. We advise George to get a girl because a car and an athlete should be the answer to any maiden’s prayer. LAURA CALLAHAM. We advise Laura to send away for the reducing recoi'ds, you might find use for them. BILLY CHEESNICK. We ad ise you not to study so hard we fear it is stumoing your growth, Little Boy. HELEN KOSKI. We advise Helen to be more serious so that you’ll be worthy of the dignity of a Senior. “MIKE” MICAkI. We advise Mike to think less of “girls” AND base- ball while in classes—red marks are attractive but they don’t make a base- ball player. MAY MOORE. We advise May to grow a bit if sne expects to be recognized as a senior—you might get lest in the flock of incoming freshies and who would ever recognize you as a dignified Senior. UH'AKLIE PAVELEC. We advise Charlie to get rid of that adorable smile and purchase a real cne. . Fi ANK PHILIPS. We advise Frankie to go and take a peek inside a real barber shop—just once your father needs a rest. CLAUDE SANFORD. Kyke— Don’t leave Miss Blythe any ice this summer. We have observed that it affects the freezing tone of her words. ELEANOR SCHOLTZ. Just because Watermill is so secluded why be so secluded yourself Budgie? We advise you to start something in the old town, say a dance in the village Green, we know those Watermill shieks just couldn’t resist you Budge—“Rey just haven’t had a chance to know what an opportunity is within their grasp. ETTA WHITNEY. We advise Etta to find a nice young, man who can play a piano because we just know that you two could get along famously —a piano and cornet are so soothing to the car. Just try it and see.

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ODDS AND ENDS Oh! Where Oh! Where has my Bowser gone Oh! Where Oh! Where can he be. He’s been away so long, so long. Will he ever come back to me? P. S. Perhaps when roses grow on Lilac trees. HULLA FRANKENBACH. We congratulate you, fairest and modest little “Sparrow,” on your success so far in your endurance race with the boy friend. Lots of luck for the future and may your home be a happy one. HELEN SCHWENK. We enjoyed hearing “Steaky talk about aow nice the liberty fellows were and how glad she was to be back to her History again. Can you imagine “Hefty” not talking? “Hel” did have a tendency to desire the love of more than one and to have more than one date a night but now that she is a senior and considers herself much older she has given up these thoughts and is writing a book entitled “How to Make Love tor the benefit of Bob Peck and “Passion” Phillips. , RULIF VAN BRUNT. We advise this brainy individual to pick tor himself, a blonde or brunette which ever he desires and venture down to “Lover’s Hop” some night so as to get his mind off his studies for a change. Remember, Rulif, a thought killed a man once. . „ CAROLINE WILDE. Tony seems to think “life is just a path of Roses by the times he takes in getting to her class after gym. She’s sure fast when she takes it in her mind to be, but we think she either has spring fever or else she’s dreaming about the “Bunny” who didn’t come on Eastei. LETTY WOOD. Well well Blondes or Brunettes? Seems to us that someone prefers a nice quiet sedate blonde. Now Letty we adivse you to beware of the high Spots and to get in at ten sharp, every night so as not to lose your beauty sleep. . ., JULIA SAKOWICZ. A girl with high ideals such as regular on the basketball team and a nice tall blonde, with blue eyes. BEATRICE LINDBERG. Beatrice’s a thriving blonde, looking forward to the day she graduates and goes out into this, wide world with the fa- mous title of “Heart Breaker attached to her. ALBERTA ASHMAN. A very quiet individual who loves to whistle and sing to herself while trying to get “Cicero” by the neck. MARJORIE BUNN. A story rival of the powerful Katinka. A girl who is studying very hard to win for herself the honor of being the only one to say “Peter Piper” without stuttering. CLARKE SMITH. To this bright young heartbreaker we advise a portable carriage for an emergency in case “Sciueak” should get tired of walking. As usual he’s up to his old trick of robbing the cradle. RUTH RAYNOR. We advise you to be very careful and not lose your heart as you have your voice. We understand you are interested in a certain dark young man, who drives a “Star” Don’t fall too hard Ruthie. CLASS WILL The members of the Class of 1927 do hereby make their last will and testament, all phases of which they request be carried out with due respect and deliberation, always mindful of the class who toiled faithfully that the fruits of their labors might be impartially divided among you. We, possessing at this time minds stored with the riches of wisdom, memories which recall perfectly when some of you were fresh little greenies and hearts that bear you no malice, do hereby bequeath to:- CLIFFORD ALDRIDGE—A sum of money for playing baseball so that you can turn “Pro”. MIKE MICARI—A book entitled “Women I have known”. DOT MORRIS—We certainly are glad to see Dorothy with her golden tresseq pinned upward but in case you should run out of hairpins again kindly take this package for emergency.