Southampton High School - Sea Spray Yearbook (Southampton, NY)

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ODDS AND ENDS ELIZABETH COLLEDGE. Betty, we advise you to find brother Archie a girl to make the party complete. HENRY BALNIS. Hen, your black shirts are very stunning. e advise you to continue wearing them; the future Mrs. Balnis will appreciate oui economy. “CHICK” ELLISTON. We must give “Chick” credit; she sure knows her groceries. But be careful Chick Albert does too. JOHN WARD. The little Giant, the would be Tilden. We wish you would grow a little, John, so that some of the worthy seniors won t walk on you. CONSTANCE LISBON. If you don’t watch your step Connie, your flirtations will charm all the Bridgehampton lads and there 11 be many an anxious mother awaiting the return of her stray boy. VIOI A HERMAN. Drop the old fashioned idea of walking for Sun- day dates—use the telephone its more modern. VIRGINIA HERMAN. We readilya dvise you to continue your violin lessons—you certainly need them. ROSEMARY LOADER. Since you put your hair up, Rosemary, I guess mama better watch her angel child. DOT DREW. We advise Dot to make dates with Albert when Midge isn’t home so he won’t want to entertain the family. DOT MORRIS. We advise Dot to get a transfer to Riverhead high school for convenience and economy ANITA CRIPPEN. We advise Anita to adont some of her brother’s Athletic ability—you have the build (builds) Anita. GEORGE BUCKHEIT. We advise George to get a girl because a car and an athlete should be the answer to any maiden’s prayer. LAURA CALLAHAM. We advise Laura to send away for the reducing recoi'ds, you might find use for them. BILLY CHEESNICK. We ad ise you not to study so hard we fear it is stumoing your growth, Little Boy. HELEN KOSKI. We advise Helen to be more serious so that you’ll be worthy of the dignity of a Senior. “MIKE” MICAkI. We advise Mike to think less of “girls” AND base- ball while in classes—red marks are attractive but they don’t make a base- ball player. MAY MOORE. We advise May to grow a bit if sne expects to be recognized as a senior—you might get lest in the flock of incoming freshies and who would ever recognize you as a dignified Senior. UH'AKLIE PAVELEC. We advise Charlie to get rid of that adorable smile and purchase a real cne. . Fi ANK PHILIPS. We advise Frankie to go and take a peek inside a real barber shop—just once your father needs a rest. CLAUDE SANFORD. Kyke— Don’t leave Miss Blythe any ice this summer. We have observed that it affects the freezing tone of her words. ELEANOR SCHOLTZ. Just because Watermill is so secluded why be so secluded yourself Budgie? We advise you to start something in the old town, say a dance in the village Green, we know those Watermill shieks just couldn’t resist you Budge—“Rey just haven’t had a chance to know what an opportunity is within their grasp. ETTA WHITNEY. We advise Etta to find a nice young, man who can play a piano because we just know that you two could get along famously —a piano and cornet are so soothing to the car. Just try it and see.

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ODDS AND ENDS of these accustomed halls and through a mature consideration of precedent and example. However, regret is vain; therefore is it the policy of wisdom and the part of courage to relegate such melancholy to fitting and appropriate forgetfulness and to concentrate the faculties and attentions toward that future, concerning which we ponder with ardent hope and pleasant antici- pation. Appreciation and laud are to be accorded our principal and faculty, to whose kindly benevolence and amicable enthusiasm may be ascribed what- ever achievements we have attained. Thanks are particularly and specifi- cally due to those friends and townspeople to whose generous support we must attribute the success of our various and’ diverse financial ventures; and to the Board of Education, which has aided in counsel and supervision of our endeavors; and to our fellow students for their sympathetic harmo- ny of cooperation. And so, with enthusiastic interest in the approaching succession of events and with grateful appreciation of those who have facilitated our educational development we bid you all an affectionate farewell. RULIF S. VAN BRUNT SENIOR ADVICE Aroused by the fervid effusions of your wild depravity, we carefully and assiduously inquired and examined into the nature of that grievous malady to whose tremors and violent terrors you had apparently become victims. And lo, to our amazed horror we, distinguished in the elements of most piti- able levity of character, of mental incom'pacibity, and insane revelry. In the revulsion of our delicate» and sensitive feeling—was attuned to the perception of artistic sentiment from this drunk, tragic portrayal of human decline and ablivious, in the heated ardor of our indignation we have well nigh snatched from you the blessed cup of our admonition Juniors, cravens, vile and dispicable scum of the earth, instigators of all crimes, most ghastly example of ignorance, we assure you of our abundant capa- city and eminent capability to instruct and counsel your rapt and apprecia- tive attention to the dispersion of our knowledge. CLIFFORD ALDRIDGE. We advise Apple, to take up music. He is do- ing well as a second fiddle now. FENTON CRUTCHLY. Ruby Lips, we would advise that the next time you go to a prom at S.U.S. You leave your chewing gum at home. Although it, might be permissable at Junior Prom it is not good etiquette in the eyes of Miss Hudson. (iUS MINNE. Gus, we advise you to get a girl of your own so you wont have to consult Bud Youde every time you want to go to Bonac. CHARLIE SCHWARTZ. Gabie. we advise you either to increase your shaving schedule or else join the House of David. FOSTER WELLS. Mammal, we advise you to try and overcome your bashfulness. Remember, Wells, faint heart never won fair lady. BOB LIND. We advise you, Bob, to purchase a few more volumes on the science of baseball so you’ll be able to break into the big leagues soon. T ALICE DRUMM. Why don’t you give the local shieks a chance. Sag Harbor is all right but we’re not conceited. EVA CULVER. To use a worthy senior’s words, “Keep your voice down.” You disturb your fellow classmates. HALSEY HOWELL. We advise you very wisely, Pete, leave all Col- leges alone until you leave High School. MILDRED GODBEE. Take our advise and join Mr. Stenson’s classes so you can help Jones build the love nest.

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ODDS AND ENDS JUNIOR RESPONSE We, the unworthy Juniors, have unanimously decided how utterly im- possible it is for us to understand the actions of the dignified Seniors of this year’s class. However, capable as we are, we have come to the conclu- sion now, after studying their many peculiar, interesting and preposterous undertakings that the Seniors need such advice as will tend to benefit their most humble gathering. And thus we spread our trusty advice to each and every one of these peculiar beings. ELBERT ROBINSON. As a “peanut” your aj peach. As a “violinist” you’re a wow. But we solemnly advise you to keep away from Hempstead now. SARA MCALLISTER. Sara has the bad habit of leaving “death” from Patrick Henry’s speech and expressing in a lovable way “Give me Liberty”. BESSIE MILLER. A type of Scotch who w'ould spend a dime to have our Oh! Henry. We know “Beth” is Scotch but when, it comes to buying grape juice she sure is a spendthrift. HENRY FORDHAM. Seeing he prefers the open air and that the damp sea air is said to be unhealthy on cool nights we wonder if “Hen” is not well enough informed to know that there is now on the market just the car for such occasions as afford themselves after Senior Play practice, a converta- ble coupe which the girl friend would enjoy. THE FLAPPERS! butter and egg man. The well known coiTespondent in many famous divorce cases. A modern Romeo to whom the famous “Pas- sion” song as dedicated. We introduce to you the one and only of this spe- cies—CLARENCE PHILLIPS. DUTCH PHILLIPS. Could it be possible that Dutch is trying to im- prove his style of running so that if Paul has to break a date some time it won’t be such a long distance to Bonac. ALBERT GRIFFIN. When you leave school we suggest that you go to IHbllywood and just as a sideline set up a business such as Audre Ani has. He deals in wardrobes and your form will come in handy to you FRANCIS JESSUP. We advise you to take up a course in an interna- tional corresponding school specializing in Arithmetic. They say the world is full of funny figures. EDDIE McGUIRK. Eddie we would advise you to look out for those Riverhsad girls. We know now why you are always singing that song “Where do you work, Marie?” “In the Telephone Company.” If she’s one of those night operators beware, Eddie, beware. BOB LIPPMAN. Bob, we advise you to make a little more noise in school. You don’t make enough. Ask the teachers they know. We also ad- vise you to look for a new car because going to Hempstead to see your girl every week end sure is a wear and tear on your puddle jumper and it is certainly a rough ride for the sheba, anyway you look at it. EVELYN CORWITH. We suggest that “Monk go to Cornell where her darling Bobby is going so that he will not succumb to the charms of other beauties. ANNA DARBY. Wanted a husband, to keep her away from the High- lights of LSbertv. ELIZABETH TERRY. A pair of roller skates so that she can go faster. ARAMINTA 'HILDRETH. We wonder what “horse” Mint is betting on at the “Mardi Gras” race track. Why Washington’s of course. MIDGE DREW. “Misery’.’ always did and always will believe that old saying “Variety is the Spice of Life.” She has a different beau for each sport and a different line for each one. Misery enjoys company. In this “Old Womans” sense of humor it’s the “Man who Pays,” But what a solemn heartbreaking expression comes over her face as she hums her favorite song: