South Wayne High School - Vandalette Yearbook (South Wayne, WI)

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CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class, being of sound mind and body, wish to leave these our last requests: Clarice Berget-wills her front seat to Jimmy Moe so he doesn't need earphones to hear the teachers. Terry Ellingson-leaves his football uniform to Wesley winters so he can play Quarterback next year. Margaret Graham-leaves her trombone to Jerrold Vogel so he can use up some of his excess energy. Sonja Lou Gutzmer-wills her courtesy to Terry McKnight so he won't throw snowballs at the teachers. Joyce Hanson-wills her dimples to Myrtle Seffrood, since Myrtle has only one. Roy Holverson-leaves his quietness to Ruby williams so she can become an ideal student. Patricia Hummer-wills her ability to sew on buttons to Mr. Uebel so he'l1 be able to sew his own bottons on, in case he's left a bachelor. Richard Jennings-leaves his butch to Ralph Mau so he saves the school the expense of another mirror. Shirley Krupke-leaves her sweetness to anyone that wants to join the Honey club next year. Richard Larson-wills his football uniform to Louis Schliem so he will play center next year. Betty Lincicum -wills her happy disposition to the mourning freshmen next year. Mary Jane Mahlkuch-wills her small stature to Lloyd Boelk so he will be the same size as the rest of his class. Shirley Olson-wills her giggle to Delano Marty so he can be heard when he's happy. Neil Pehl-leaves his intellectual ability to Lawrence Seffrood in hopes he'1l make better use of it than Neil did. Linda Peterson-wills her good grades in Home Economics to anyone who's planning a future like Linda's. Homer Pickett-leaves, not because he wants to, but because his four years are up. Caroline Sacker-wills her last seat in the assembly to anyone that is warmblooded. Leroy Seffrood-leaves his football build and skill to the whole 56 team. Donald Shager-leaves his old Model A to Mr. Rehmstedt so he can save his new Buick for special occasions. Joanne Vogel-wills her reading ability to Gary Maddrell so he can get at least one book report in. Mary Wahler-wills her well-timed jokes to Janice Olson so the Wahler corn will keep on growing. Ivan Wampfler-wills his brains to LaDonna Soddy, since two heads are better than one. Caroline Wehinger-leaves her buttons and beaus to anyone who wants to get everything out of high school Rose Wenger-wills her small build to Freddie Boeck so he can have a girlish figure. Shirley Wickey -leaves her short name to Richard Mellenberger, since she will be exchanging hers for 'l'ohlman soon. fcontinued on page 40J

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Our scene takes place in South Wayne in the year of 1965, at the new ranch home just purchased by the Rehmstedts. A helicopter settles to the ground. Pilot Werner Zimmerman jumps out and approaches the h0uS6. Mr- Rehmstedt recognizes him at once and invites him in. Over a lunch of tea and cakes, Werner tells of his travels and encounters with his classmates of 1955. Werner had been to Paris and visited the Shager Slimline Shoppe where Margaret Graham was employed as head model. Clarice Berget was designing the fashions for the shoppe. He then went to Bern, Switzerland, where a large government corporation was being founded. The owners were Neil Pehl, mental genius, Homer Pickett, muscle mang and Terry Ellingson head of finances. The cor- poration was called the E. P. P. Werner left Switzerland and set his course for England. Flying low over the English Channel, he recognized the noted channel swimmer of '59, Mary Wahler, still trying to beat her former record. He piloted his heli- copter to the east pier and talked with Mary for some time. He then returned to his helicopter only to find some of l1is belongings missing. He entered the police station, asked for the Chief of Police and could hardly believe his eyes. The Chief was Leroy Seffrood! Leroy promised that the stolen articles would be found, and then he suggested that they eat at a quaint little restaurant. There was someone there, he said, whom he knew Werner would like to see. He was quite right. Their classmate, Sonja Lou Gutzmer, took their order and served them graciously. Once more Wemer was ready to take off, this time to Florida. There he met Ivan Wampfler on Coral Beach enjoying the hobby of sailing his yacht, The Lovely Lady. That evening he had dinner with Rose Marie Smith, a star reporter for the CHICAGO DAILY NEWS. She had seen Shirley Wickey, now a housewife, shopping at Marshall Fields. Werner then piloted his helicopter to Atlanta, Georgia. A taxi took him into the heart of down- town. He noticed a little theater, where a bill was posted featuring Joyce Hanson, the famous blues singer, and Roy Holverson, a colossal comedian. After he bought a ticket and sat down, he began talking to a very distin- guished gentleman whom he recognized as Richard Jennings. Richard had been managing the theater for the past two years. He showed Werner an interesting bit of news that Linda Peterson, our ambassador to Denmark, was hospitalized in Minnesota. Werner made a quick trip to Rochester, Minnesota and hurried to St. Mary's Hospital. He recognized Shirley Olson as the neat looking receptionist, who gave him Linda's room number. As he stepped out of the elevator, he ran face to face with Caroline Sacker, who told him that she was Linda 's private nurse. Werner found Linda sitting up watching TV, and much to his surprise, he saw two more of his classmates. Rose Wenger and Betty Lincicum were giving a cooking demonstration. While the commercial was on, he saw Richard Larson advertising Fluffo, the new, new cake mix. On a stand by Linda's bed, he noticed the great novel, INSIDE MARS, by Caroline Wehinger and co-author Joanne Vogel. Just as he was about to leave, Linda asked if he had heard that Shirley Krupke was now the wife of an army major and living in Washington D. C. fcontinued on page 40j

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