South Philadelphia High School for Girls - Portal Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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W' 'l' Wm TRAILING THE BLAZE TURN THE PAGE BEFORE IT,S TOO LATE. WEATHER: VVhat's the difference? We. can't do any- PRICE: thing about itg it's always drlppy anyway. 31,000,000 to foster more nut houses. PHONE: DATE: BYBerry 1 2 3 ring. Septober 38, 19-guess. IMPORTANT Perin spoke held every- tagonistic Society for the ISSUE REVEALED Senator Merow Effective In Obtaining New Measures I. C. TRASHVILLE: After weeks of debate, the Senate has approved the new measures of Sen- ator Merow. Assisted by the great supporter, Shirley Oppenheim, the Senator announced during a spe- cial session of Congress the new measures. They are as follows: Article I Waist: 36 inches Article II Hips: smaller than before Article III Legs: CENSORED Article IV Chest: 3 decrease It seems that the bicycles appropriated through the efforts of Senator Dorothy Williams and Representa- tive Frances De Angelus have been effective. Maybe the new measures will bring the long weighted proposal. Famous Explorer Visits Noodletown I. C. NOODLETOWN: Miss Stella Perin, D.D. CDoctor of Dimwitsj re- turned today, after a haz- ardous trip through Kike's Peak. The imitation was extended by the Honorable Estelle Crawford, Head of Fire Department, who be- lieves that fire drills are more extenuous than wood or reducing drills. The vital, alive subject on which Miss one electrocutious. She gave full perpendic- ulars on THE ART OF TWISTING SPAGHE'I'I'I. The following remarks were made by the audience after the talk: Beatrice Amendolia: It's too cruel. Eva Aberblatt: I ain't talking. Loretta Atkins: Oh . . . spaghetti are fattening. Helen Barr: Ditto. Elizabeth Corvacchioli: I'll try his twisting method on my husband. P. M. Marie Flesca had charge of the Hall Hushers. Around The Town By Hedy DiCicco La Flash FLASH! 'Former Southern Athletes Win World Olympics! Those terrific- ally tantalizing, tumbling Tipowitz twins today set a new world's record. Surpassing all previous feats, the twins tumbled their way to national fame. They are returning to the States to attend a dinner given in their honor by that Versatile, congenial hostess, Evelyn Giangiulio. FLASH! Aida Crocetti, the famous sob-sister, still mourns for her long lost Ant. SPLASH! Was it Elsie Cha- sen's hubby who hit her over the head with that pie? OH, how messy! FLASH! We found it, you use it. On a recent expe- dition sent out by the An- 62 Invention of Cruelty to Undiscovered Minerals, an excitingly new sub- stance was discovered by Prof. Yolanda Di Sylves- tro aided by her secre- tary, Rose Aurely. 'I'his mineral is of indigo-red and can be used in place of electricity, coal, hel- ium, hydrogen, oxygen, carbon monoxide, per- fume and nail polish. Further uses are being investigated by: Ethel Kurman, Ann Vitcov, Grace Coleman, Molly Rames, and Cecelia Good- seit. , DASH! Run to the Mon- tana Alleva Candy Shoppe! She's having a fire sale of burnt almonds. The great labor TRASI-I! leader, Bessie Mashonsky, called a sit-down strike of all garbage collectors today. Books of the Century TRAILING THE BLAZE gladly welcomes two new- comers to the literary world - Adelina Di Cintio and Annette Hurwitz. Al- ready unknown to thou- sands through their stories in popular magazines, they are now gaining new rep- utation from their first novel, NO LIFE FOR A FRONTIERSMANY' The re- lease of the book was ac- companied by enthusiastic reviews from such leading critics as Hilda Kalnick, Frances De Angelus, 'Rose Sabatini, who hailed the book as an inspiring pic-

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ture of a pony express rider's life in a modern hotel, or the trials and tribulations of a chamber maid. A MIDNIGHT NIGHT- MARE is a tragedy writ- ten by Rita Mancini. It is the story of Emma Jacobs who drinks too much 'tPrimo and who says the beauty of nature keeps .her alive. Interesting but rather gassy plot. We guarantee chronic indigestion to every reader. Music in Review Last night at the opening of the new Poleless Acad- emy of Music, a new group of up and coming young musicians was presented. Among the notables were the young pianists, Mari- anna Campisi and Joseph- ine Milon, Marie D'Alles- Sandro, Ruth Pennington, and Josephine Bell. After each slayed a piece of the old masters, they intro- duced a concerto for twin pianos by Gloria Vito. Miss Vito, you remember, Hrst gained recognition as a composer and pioneer in music while still in high school. She composed the music to the school song which was welcomed by the rest of the student body. Last night the concerto was welcomed in a similar man- ner. The critics promise you more good music in the future. Letters to HEARTHY FIX CAlias Josephine Di Bartoloj Think Before You Marry -Crime Does Not Pay! Deera Missa Fixme: Letta me tella you some- thing. I no wanta to live mucha longer. Why? Yes- tady I turna on da radio. Mamma mia! She saida da skya so blue anda da suna she shina da bright. But me no can see. Every time me tink a life every ting she gosa black. Why? Be- cause herea in America da people day gosa too queeck. Per la marina! Even mia hosband. Zoom! He awent! Me no can find. He tolds me I mixa every ting too mucha. Dey tolda me da same ting in Southerna whena I studied L'Taliano and Ingleesh. Oh, whata messa! Save a me, pleeze, whata cana I do? Dispearedly, FRANCES 'I'ERRIZZI Dear Hearthy: I'm just an old corpulent, unscrupulous, and incred- ibly stupid walrus. I really deserve a punch in the nose. Isn't it silly? I've been liv- ing all these years C40, to be exactj and I haven't found a boyfriend yet. May- be it's because I've been working so very hard try- ing to balance my account books for the 'Class dues of Jan. '42 . . .just think! . .. there's still a penny short- age! However, it has oc- curred to me . . . and I'm really thinking about it se- riously . . . that I should deposit my name in the book of Matrimony. In that way Illl be increasing my assets. Won't you kindly give me some hints on how to make the entry? It must be done accurately. Yours with a Cash-Book, CARMELA RISICA Dear Miss Fix: I am the mother of 10 kids. They are all gay and happy children except little Ophelia who lacks vim and vinegar. The poor tear bag is always crying . . . I make sure she drinks a gallant of milk every day. But migra- tion!! She keeps on bowl- ing. What am I going to do? A Seyptum mother, ALICE HAUBER note: Seyptum: similar to Mwxtyexrn. 63 FASHION SPLASHES Yesterday the city's larg- est annual fashion show was held at Galiano and Sci- ambi's Bargains by the Bil- lions Department Store. The show was attended by a very exclusive mob, in- cluding Dr. Marilyn Morri- son, Professor of Heart Sur- gery at the Men's Medical College of Pennsylvania, Miss Lillian Galati, Dieti- tian for Ringling, Barnum, and Bailey's four footed performers, and Miss Shir- ley Weinstock, who recently won the Women's Wrestling Championship of the world. As your bewildered re- porter prepared to take her seat, she was suddenly seized by a young man about three years old. Auntie Cobina, he cried, where's Garga.ntua? His blushing mother, the former Anita Costa, took her son in hand and said, I'm so sorry, but Teddy Jr. is such a precocious child. CPrecocious or not, I don't see how he found out that I'm going steady.J The beautiful and bril- liant Adele Dixon, who has just flown in from Holly- wood where she is in de- mand as an extra's stand- in, introduced the program with a short speech. An invisible ray was turned on the stage, and we waited to see the models in the new invisible silks in- vented by the Koral Lab- oratories. One after another the models didn't appear until a skit entitled The Shadowis Ghost was pre- sented to keep the people entertained. Editorial America is a young coun- try, yet in its brief history are dates which, in their dazzling brilliancy, stand head and shoulder above all others. In 1492 a man, believing that the world was round, searched for a port