South Lebanon High School - Ionian Yearbook (Iona, PA)

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wr Macy When everythrng was qureted down the guests were called to drnner As I took my seat Inotrced to my rrght was seated the former MISS JOAN HOFFS and her husband DON DISINGER who IS the owner of the Drzzy Arrplane Plant when I asked h1m about CHUCK ALLWEIN he told me that he IS now retrred and IS l1v1ng on hrs offrcer s pen s1on at Bambrrdge Maryland I was rnformed by JOE ARNOLD, the Dean of the Un1 versrty for the research of strawberrles that ROBERT WOMER would speak to the group on Complexrtres of Leadrng a Double L1fe After a f1VC mrnute talk was shoved 1nto a two hour speech we notrced Mrs Hams the former SHIRLEY ARNOLD enterrng rn her rrdrng attrre She told us they had just returned from Ye Old Feed Bag Rldrng Club Her husband TED HAINS IS the head of the Creaky Cabmet Company We f1nally were served dlnner by the employees of Bert s Fly In Drner owned by BERT DUNDORE fl notrced that all the wartresses had red harr J After the meal we were grven a gym exh1b1t1on by GERRY BENSING S Muscle Ma1ds Assoc1at1on then we were grvena talk and demonstratron by the three offrcrals of the Few But Frrm Farmers Club who are Mr ADAM FERNSLER, Mr HARRISON BROWN and Mr PAUL SHOLLEY As I left the drnrng room I was accompanred 1nto the lounge by Mr MARK TICE and Mr JACK HESS They told me they Just went 1nto partnershrp and formed the T 8a H Ha1r Tonrc Company Wrth them were Mrs Tarr1e the former MARY ANN HART man and Mrss ROSE HEISEY Mrs Tarr1e has been lrvrng rn her mansron 1n the South Rose 1S head soda Jerk at Brook s Restaurant As I was reclrnmg on the terrac e Isaw Mr DEWAIN MILLER head of Dewam s D1v1ne Dancrng SchooL MISS ANITA SPECK one of hrs best pup11s began to entertarn me but rn the m1ddle of her dance she was strrcken wrth a toothache My call for help was answered by Dr BRUCE SHAVER, the p a1n less de n t IS t and M1ss RUTH PATCHES, h1S nurse Whrle strollrng around the grounds I came across MISS GLORIA WOLFE takrng care of the ch1ldren whose parents were members of the Class of 54 She rs an elementary te acher of renowned fame Loud laughter was heard comrng from a nearby room where the popular co me dr ans WALLY WEAVER and KEN BARNHART were gorng through therr antrcs Lookmg mto the recreatron room I found JIM WISE, JOHN MUNNION, and CARL CAPELLO drs cuss1ng present day sports J1m IS a member of the Glove Crawlers and John IS known for hrs outstandrng soccer abrlrty wh1le playmg wrth the Rrnky Drnks Carl rs a retrred Navy off1cer who holds the Congressronal Medal of Honor for hrs bravery rn skrrmrshes agarnst the man eatmg mosqurtoes aboard shlp MILDRED MEYER and ROSIE LONGE NECKER havejust entered and are handmg out lunch trays as souvenrrs of therr Cafelefla establrshment 1n Ne w York C1 ty Last but not least we see those two queens of the rrnks MISS HENRIETTA FETTER and MISS BETTY JANE STRICKLER along wrth MISS TOOT CARMANY, owner of the Corny Can Convertrble Corporatron Well II s gettrng very late and Ihope I haven t mrssed any of these outstandrng personal1t1es who were former graduates of our class of 1954 g . . I g o A . . . , , - I I I - I ,, .. . .,, . . . . I v I I a 0 I I H . , - . 1 u , . .. . , I I . a g o n 1 o u 1 I 5 ' I I u I . . , ., n ., .. . . 0 I I I Z . q g o I ' . e u I 9 n s . .. . - n I ' e ., . , . . I n

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cxiil I have Just arrlved at the Steffy Estates where many famous celebrrtteshave come On th1s memorable occasron THE CLASS OF 1954 IS commemoratrng tts 30th Annr versary sxnce leavrng IIS dear old Alma Mater The butler ushered me 1nto the ball room where the Jazz Krng DON ACHENBACH, and hrs Hep Cats are entertaxnmg the guests h1s former classmates w1th h1s or1g1nal rendttron of Head For the Roundhouse, Harry, She Can t Corner You There Later I learned the song was wr1tten under the IH sp1rat1on of MR, HARRY LEBO an el1g1ble bachelor Mr Lebo IS Presrdent of the Toot Toot R R, Assoclatton My host MR JAMES STEFFY came forward to extend formal greetmgs He looked very splendrd rn hrs tuxedo polka dotted vest and Steffy s hrgh top shoes Hrs w1fe and he have just returned from a dude ranch owned by the Yodel Kmg JOHN HOUTZ. As I mlngle w1th the crowd I see Madame LORETTA BICKSLER gowned ln one of her own dazzlrng creatrons talkrng to Mr RONALD HERNLEY He has Just become the proprretor of Mother Hernley s Haven For The Hungry Whlle I was dr1nk1ng my frurt punch Qhrcl h1C', Mrs RETA MCKINNEY Brrch bubbhng wlth the good news of just havrng become a gr and mo th er knocked the goblet from my hand As I stood there dumbfounded the d1st1ngu1shed Herr DENNIS FOX the tnterrupter of Ger man sentable I wandered off 1nto the gardens where by the lrght of the moon I bumped lnto Mr FRED SHERTZER, owner of the Internatronal Swatzy Watzy Mtnlature Golf Parks engagmg 1n a fast card game w1th Mr JOHN BAYLOR, Presrdent of the Custom Made Toothprck Corporatlon and Mr I. EDGAR BOLTZ. head of the F B L fFat Boys Instrtutej On my way back I heard a roarmg nolse as Mr ROBERT HIRSHBOCK arrlved at the reumon rn h1s twenty f1ve cyl1nder Jet Job La Gas Gobbler He was accompamed by Mr ROBERT ENGLE, who IS famous all over the world for hrs Ptggy Wrggy Ornkery On my way to the ballroom I passed the hbrary and peekrng through theke yhole I saw Dr BONNIE GIBBLE reclrnxng at the desk drssolved 1n a medrcal book After all that walkmgl decrded to refresh myself wrth some more soothtng frurt punch Asl was pourtng myself a thtrd dunk, someone suddenly slipped and fell rn the pool outsrde fortunately Mr THOMAS STECKBECK Presrdent of the Unlted Llfe Sav ers Umon, was present and he proceeded to rescue Mr JOHN MILLER who was bobbxng up and down sputrerrng wrldly He was escorted to the house where he changed clothes The reason for John s accrdent was traced to hrs demonstrauon of the new Walk Backwards Chrckens wh1ch he ralses on h1s ch1cken farm The demonstra txon was be1ng staged for the Gentleman Sod Pusher , BOB ULRICH who 1 hear IS very 1nterested tn ra1s1ng some of these Pedr Peeps . . ' . i, ' . ' . . , . . . ' . affairs, offered das Schnact Rag for viping off the juice. Afterl made myself pre- F k I ' I 0 U

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L RSS We, the class of 54 of South Lebanon Hrgh School berng of sound mrnd do hereby make publrsh, and declare thrs to be our last wrll and testament hereby revoking any wrll or wrlls heretofore made by us Don Achenbach hrs musrcal abrlrty to Dorrs Shrrk Charles Allwern hrs moccasms to Ronald Houser Joe Arnold hrs devrlment to Ronald Royer Shrrley Arnold her love for dogs to Betsy Hartman Ken Barnhart the use of hrs frsh storres to Mr Krumbme John Baylor hrs abrlrty to get to Annvrlle to Henry Martrn Gerry Bensrng her athletrc abrlrty to Shrrley Achenbach Loretta Brcksler her promptness to Pat Ryland Lee Boltz hrs curly locks to Mr Kurtz Harrrson Brown hrs athletrc abrlrty to Ray Barcynskr Carl Capello the use of hrs Dad s car to anyone who needs rt Kathryn Carmany her laughter to Lorene Hern Don Drssrnger hrs abrlrty to get along wrth Mrs Saufley to Ed Speraw Bertha Dundore her abrlrty to have red harr to Mrss Dundore Bob Engle hrs skatrng abrlrty to Allan Strack Adam Femsler hrs ag rnterests to Ioe Fox Henrretta Fetter her love for motorcycles to Pat Brandt Dennrs Fox hrs hot Plymouth to Chub Scrpronr Bonny Grbble her rntellrgence to Nancy Kurtz Ted Harns hrs abrlrty to go steady to Lloyd Pfautz Mary Ann Hartman her herght to Iackre Krrssrnger Ronald Hernley hrs love for food to Russell Dundore Jack Hess hrs travels to Hawarr to Mr Copenhaver Bob Hrrshbock hrs levrs to Jrm Fomey Joan Hoffa her actrng abrlrty to Pat Stamm John Houtz hrs hrll brlly rnterests to Tonr Scrprom Harry Lebo hrs eamestness to Moby Hartman Rosre Longenecker her love for men to Betty Lehman Reta McKrnney her cheerrng abrlrty to Pat French Mrldred Meyer her meekness to Nancy Craun Dewarn Mrller hrs cheerrng posrtron to Rrchard Funk John Mrller hrs abrlrty to drrve to Elton Keller John Munnion hrs huntrng abrlrty to Mr Kurtz Ruth Patches her quretness to Joanne Dohner Bruce Shaver hrs offrces to George Hetrrck Fred Shertzer hrs card playrng abrlrty to Joe Krrsch Paul Sholley hrs grrls to Ronald Royer Anrta Speck her way wrth men to Charlotte Trce Tom Steckbeck hrs swrmmrrrg abrlrty to Fred Krause Jrm Steffy hrs Plymouth to Ted Althouse Betty Jane Strrckler abrlrty to work rn Cafe to Kay Fonderwhrte Mark Trce abrlrty to get around rn Myerstown to Ed Mrller Bob Ulrrch woodworkrng abrlrty to Brll Barcynskr Wally Weaver corny Jokes to anyone who frnds use for them Irm Wise hrs herght to Ned Wolfe Glorra Wolfe her long harr to Jeannette Harn Bob Womer hrs love for the women to Ronnre Grngrrch 'S hs ll- Ca . I 8 Y Q Y -4 L Y J l' 7 Li Q , . . . ' ' Rose Heisey - her way to get into trouble to Marlene Cook. 5 - '. . ' . .