South Intermediate School - Sis Boom Yearbook (Saginaw, MI)

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team THE ANNUAL S-I-S BOOM IGWJ The Year's Events The Month of September Yippee, school begins! Here we are with our nose to the grindstone and not many assemblies. Nothing of interest except that the teachers have a steak roast which doesn't help us a bit. The Month of October At last we have assemblies. First we get the Menely Duo with their songs and other entertainments. We also get the first issue of the S-I-S Boom. We then have the African explo- rer, Mr. Channing Beebe, with movies on Africa which were very interesting. Now this is good: South's girls win their first volleyball game from Central. Hallowe'en Assembly with loads of fun. The Month of November A Start out by having our first Marionette Show of the year, a large success. Not seeing enough of cars they give us mov- ies on them. Again the girls win, this time from Webber. Another assembly, Ranger Morrel of the C. C. C. Camps shows us pictures on Conservation. Say, this is getting tiresome, the girls Win from North. Again from Central! The Dumb Wait- er , a great success. Since there was a Book Week, we had a very good Book-Revue Pageant. The Month of December Mr. Brock gives a fine speech in Assembly. First Booster Club party, everybody has fun. Assembly, the Orpheum Quartet with a fine program of songs. Grinnell Brothers lend us Jack Miner and an electric organ, he was enjoyed by all. The Month of January Movies! Cricket on the Hearth , and one on safety. Serg. Parkins talks. The Lombards give a fine program of songs. The 9A Banquet! 9A Play, Oh my Stars !', 9A Assembly. The Month of February Nothing special except that things have quieted down. The Month of March Only one thing of real importance and that's the Great Spendless and Seemore Circus!! The Month of April Assembly, Jane Dudley a fine violinist with a fine collection of pieces. Second Marionette Show a hit. Booster Club Ball. The Month of May The 9A Play or rather plays. Imagine, three of them! The Annual Spring Concert. - The Month of June 9A Banquet, 9A Assembly. Annuals. And what's more important, the last day of school ! !

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can THE ANNUAL S-I-S BOOM IG-ma: A Page of Southern Smiles from Here and There g A BoY's EssAY ON GIRLS The girl are the sister of the boy an' has long hare, wares dresses an' powder an, are stuck on actir men. The first girl was called Christmas Eve. Most every family has a girl an' and some of the moar unluckie wuns haz two or three. We have a girl in our family an' she is my sister. Girls kin grow older an' git younger. My sister haz been twenty-three fer foar years. Fat girls want to be thin and visus versa. They is three kinds of girls: bru- nnette girls, blonde girls an' them that haz money. Girls is afraid of mice and bugs, which makes it fine to put these little reptyles down theyire backs. If I couldn't be a boy or bulldog an' had to be a girl I would be in blamed hard luck an' soe would you. if 41 IF Mary O.: That kid that slept two weeks was arrested yesterdayf' Dot Flack: What was the charge? Mary O.: ulmpersonating an officer? Miss Gay: If you added twenty- nine thousand eighty-five hundred to ninety-five, what would you get? Clyde O'Dell: A wrong answer. if 3 il Entries in a small boy's diary:--- Feb. 24. Got a airgun for my birthday. Feb. 25. Snowing. Can't go hunting. Feb. 26. Still snowing. Can't go hunting. Feb. 27. Still snowing. Shot at grandma. I lk HK When she was learning to drive a car the other day a policeman said to her, Use your noodle, ladyli' Sally answered, My goodness! Where is it? I've pushed and pulled everything in the car. I don't suppose you don't know of nobody who don't want to hire nobody to do nothing, don't you?l' Yes, I don't. X 4' ll' First Nut: Hey, why donit you think sometime? Second Nut: I once thought for two weeks and was sick for six weeks. i U l In Chem I A freshie in the chem lab strayed, tOh sad it is to telll Mixed glycerine with NO2 Which blew the J2L. Test: How do you get down from an elephant?,' Answer: You don't. Down comes from geese. If you print anymore jokes about Scotchmen I shall cease borrowing your paper, writes a man from Edin- burg. She: Your eyes are so affectionate. He: Really? She: Yes, their always looking at each other. Mrs. Rice: ls there any connection between the a n im al and vegetable kingdom?,' Shirley Rice: Yes mam, hash. if P12 ik Malden McGill: Where shall we eat today, Mamie?', M. Enszer: Let's eat up the street. Malden: No, I donit like asphalt. Mr. King: i'Name twelve animals of the polar region. Bob Leckie: Six seals and six polar bearsf'