South High School - Tiger Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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PETITION FOR INJUNCTION. Supreme Court South High School. State of Minnesota, County of Hennepin. Edward M. Ptitnon, Plaintiff, vs. II. G. Martin. Defendant. COMPLAINT. The Plaintiff for this cause of action alleges as follows: I. That he is quite often a member of the Stenography IV class. II. That on Monday, October 25. 1915, he was ousted from said class, while Arthur Nelson, an ignorant football player, was excused from typewriting because he plays on the team. III. That Plaintiff could not typewrite for more than a week because he contracted a severe sprain while working for the Dayton Company, of the City of Minneapolis, State of Minnesota. IV. That said Dayton Company employs him from two in the afternoon until as late as nine and ten o'clock p. m. in their Loafing Department, which leaves said Plaintiff little time to play overtures on the typewriter. That great injury and injustice has resulted to Plaintiff from said ousting from aforementioned class. Therefore, Plaintiff pra s this court to set aside the decree of Mr. Martin and let the Plaintiff assume, among the powers of stenography, that just and equal station to which the laws of S. H. S. entitle him. Steele a Lyre. Attorneys for Plaintiff. 1950 Insane Asylum Bldg. St. Peter, Minn. Heard in the Hall. Freshman: “Now, what Hoor do you suppose the annex is on? Mlle. LaVigne: What is the abbreviation for boulevard ? Adeline: B. V. D.” Pons Assinorum. Data: A bright intellect. To prove: A bad lesson is better than a good lesson. Proof: Bad lesson nothing. Nothing good lesson. Bad lesson good lesson. Q. E. I). Mr. Adams: “A mutual contract to marry is valid if made orally.” Pupil: Wouldn’t a witness be necessary? Mr. A.: Try it yourself and see if you would want a witness. Mrs. Bucknam: Then why should this poem be especially remembered?” Mr. Heiman: Because it was the first poem written in prose.” ¥ Mr. Carlson: Mr. Blank passed away.” Forrest, innocently: “Did he die? George Gustafson (property man): Is there any further use for Ralph Dugan ? Miss Fish: No.” Miss W. (in library): Where can I find the primary material? Miss Barquist: “In the kindergarten. Miss Schureman: Define the word • •• wig. Lawrence H.: A wig is what you wear on your head. The T ruths of History. Mr. Oster (in U. S. Hist.): A patriot's opinion of a loyalist was that a loyalist’s mind was in England, his body in America, and his neck ought to be stretched.... Mr. Hilgendorf (interrupting): Explain a little more fully in regard to that matter of the neck. Mr. Oster: The loyalists were faithful to England; that is, their heads were in England, their bodies in America, and their necks should be extended so as to join their heads and their bodies.” [ 152]

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