South High School - Tiger Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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V is for VIC, the minister’s son, Who says the high schools were just built for fun. He's known as a spendthrift; in fact, once a week He takes some young lady to sec the Unique. W is for WALBURG, a punctual lad. Who arrives every morning at just nine o’clock. If some day he'd happen to get here on time, We all would collapse from the terrible shock. X is that troublesome factor we find In books of advanced mathematics; It’s easy to deal with when once you have learned Homogeneous, irrational quadratics. Y is for YOUNGDAHL, remarkably wise, Who loves to debate on Wets versus Drvs.” Our whole city learned of this bright young man's name, Last year in our great county option campaign. Z is for ZERO, a mark we dislike, Yet from which the most of us suffer. They show that at some things we’re really quite poor, Especially as scholar and bluffer. Donts for the Lunch Room. Don’t forget that soup should be seen and not heard. Don't illustrate your conversation with a sword-play of your knife; use your fork with it—more impressive. Don't crumble crackers into your soup; crumble them under your heel on the floor. Don't bend over the table; raise the table with your knees. Don't overload your fork; bring a tablespoon. Don’t surprise anyone by offering to take her tray back to the window for her —safety first. Don’t believe Miss Keatlcy when she says that a straight line is the shortest distance between two points,—remember the lunch room line. Miss Klampe: Who knows the latest news of the war?” Georoy: The Germans arc being defeated. Miss K.: Where did you hear that? G.: “In our French class. I Extract from an essay on Hawthorne: “After his marriage he went to live at the Old Man's. When Miss Michelet advised the cast to gargle with salt water for their sore throats, Reuben Albinson remarked: I tried it once, I tried it twice, Now I'm using Zumalweiss! Miss Stringham: Why do 1 want you to beat time for yourself, instead of keeping time on the seats with my baton? Freshman: So you won’t injure the furniture. “Love One Another. According to Benjamin Youngdahl: Love one and no other. According to Arthur Rosen: Love one or another. According to R. Albinson: Love one and all the others. According to H. Walburg: Loved once. Never again. I! I 144 ]

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The Citizens State Bank of Minneapolis —Is right in your neighborhood. Nothing for you could be more convenient than to deposit with us. —Is a popular hank. So much so, that your friends and neighbors have here deposited nearly four hundred thousand dollars within three years. —Is a bank that offers you the advantage of knowing the officers personally. They want to meet you face to face, to talk with you and shake your hand. Corner Kloomington ami Lake Drop in—hr neii;hlM»rly Officers V. A. 8AMELS. President N. I). S A MELS, Vick Pruidrnt T. O. GULACK. Vice Preiiidknt G. K. SAMELS. Cashier Directors T. O. GULACK. Vice Proaldent. M L. KOSSEEN. Attorney-at-I.aw N. D. SAMELS. Vic Proa. Samela Uroa. Co.. Wholcaalc C««n. Morchanta 8. O. MILLER. F. A.SAMKLS. Proa CltlacnaState Rank Proa. Firat National Hank. I.akovillo. Minn. Proa. Harriot Stato Hank. Minncapolia E. T. 8PAFF0RD. Vico Proa. Harriot Stato Hank. MinnoapoHa I nr». Bank of Thumpaon. Thompaon. N. I). ALEXANDER McGRKGOK. Proa 8UU Bank of Zap. Zap. N. I). Vico Proa. Security State Hank. Kxpanaion, N. D. Vico Proa. Firat State Bank. Beulah. N. £ . I HJ]

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C. H. HOPKINS MANUFACTURER OF ATHLETIC UNIFORMS 112 SOUTH FIFTH STREET, MINNEAPOLIS Base Ball, Ba kd Ball, Foot Ball, Uniforms and Supplies, Jerseys, Sweater t. Sweater Coats, Pennants, Track and Tennis Shoes STYLE AND QUA I.ITY-EXPERT WORKMANSHIP and DURABILITY SPECIAL PRICES TO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS Tel. T. S. Calhoun 999 Tel. N. W. Drcxcl 44 31 o. S. OLSON DEALER IN FRESH AND SALT M EATS FISH AND POULTRY We Supply the South High Lunch Room 24IS Bloomington Avenue I MSI