South High School - Tiger Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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K is for KISSING, a habit, I’ve heard. That’s conducive to many diseases. If all of our sickness would come in this way. I'm sure that it greatly would please us. L is for LESSONS, which we all love so well. (It hurts my clear conscience that whopper to tell.) If you’d have them come easy, just dig every day, And you'll he quite surprised how the weeks pass away. M for MATHIAS, and that one short name Is a sure guarantee of the Tiger’s great fame; For its handsome appearance is due to her work. Who in tasks overwhelming was ne’er known to shirk. N is for NF.WTON, known better as Prunes.” Who teaches at night school about planets and moons. They meet every evening in Powderhorn Park, And begin their star-gazing as soon as it’s dark. O is for OLSEN, who cannot be beat. For making both ends of the Tiger Hoard meet. Without him our book would have soon gone to smash, For he is the fellow who handled the cash. P is for PERFECT, the marks we would give If the teachers would trade their positions for ours. We’d allow them to whisper and chew gum in class. And each day we’d give them both candy and flowers. Q is a letter that’s not often used, In fact, I fear greatly right now that I’m stuck: So we’ll merely leave out this one verse of my poem. And call it a case of a poet’s hard luck. R is for RIOTS, which often occur In “O Room” down on the first floor, When an argument starts between Cowling and Schultz On Who is to blame for this terrible war?” S is for SENIORS of nineteen-sixteen, The best class that South High school ever has known. Some folks may think they are better than we, Hut we’re from Missouri, we’ve got to be shown. T is for TIME Mr. Kiddlecombe spends In bawling me out about young lady friends. I’m forced to admit that I’ve got quite a crush; Hut my conscience is clear, so why should I blush? U is UNHAPPY, the way that we feel When report cards arc passed for inspection. They show us quite clearly our methods of study Are sadly in need of correction. C 1421

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THE FINISH IS WHAT COUNTS —Endurance is as important in a typewriter as in an athlete. Many a runner starts out looking fit, but after a lap or two, falls behind and is “all in at the finish of the race. So it is with typewriters. Some of them do good work at the start, but under the strain of continued use lose the close adjustments necessary to produce neat, clean cut typewriting. They fail before they reach the home stretch. The L. C. Smith Bros, typewriter will run the ordinary course, come in as strong at the finish—and be ready for another race. One of the reasons for this is the ball bearings found in all much used parts. Constant use can only make them run smoother and “sweeter. The L. C. Smith Bros, typewriter is as good at the finish as at the start. Send today for catal « of Silrnt (d 7-6-1) or Standard (6 5-4-1) Model L. C. SMITH BROS. TYPEWRITER COMPANY 204 Fourth St So.. MINNEAPOLIS. MINN. Branches in All Principal Ciiie ( HI 1

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