South High School - Tiger Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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Our handsomest Carlson is Lily, Over Math, she is perfectly silly. And she always finds X's Whenever they vex us. For she's bright as a daffydowndilly. How old is Hilgendorf, you ask? Ah, that I cannot tell, But he seems to have chummed with the Pharaohs, And with Julius Caesar as well; And I think when Sir Walter Raleigh Helped Elizabeth over the puddle. Our Hilgendorf superintended the job Or I'm sure 'twould have been just a muddle. If you're not in the pitchy dark. You'll see that our Fish is a shark; She makes our Latin As smooth as satin. And she's a jolly good soul for a lark• Who was it tried so nobly To raise a light mustache? For a day or so it flourished And then there came a crash. For Mrs. O. she said “Not so. And the barber got the cash. —11 —

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Jfacultp JHembers; Up in B room you will find him:— I have heard them tell How the Juniors come to order, When they hear his bell; And the law is well expounded, Plus and minus find their own,— None but (lungers are confounded In this very temperate zone. Lo, thru the halls of Fame His voice rings wild and free, And Carlson is his name. He stands for Liberty; And so do we, By yimminee. Mrs. Bucf(nam, Mrs. Buc nam, When our lime shall come to go From these halls and seats of learning Where the English is just so; Well thy precepts we'll remember, And thy wealth of learned lore,— All we've learned since last September: Quoth the raven, 4Nevermore.' Tell us, tell us. Miss Mathias, How to draw a salary. For into the world we hie us; How to DRAW it straight and pious. Tell us, tell us. Miss Mathias. — 10 —

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Ctoentp=geccmb Annual Commencement €fjur bap, January 30tfj, 1913, eight o’clock Invocation................................Rev. J. A. Jacobsen Essay and Salutatory ------- “Enter the Heroine! Gertrude A. Jacobsen Piano Duet — “Hungarian Rhapsodic”........................LlSZT Astrid Margaret Lacaard, Elsie M. Globke Reading................“Mr. Bliston’s Experience Clara O. Norby Cornet Solo — Romance “Good Luck - LaURENDEAU William F. Peterson Accompanied by the South High Orchestra Essay ------ “The Game of Bluff Ove J. H. Preus Piano Solo — “On the Mountains ...........................GRIEG Gertrude Lee Reading..................................“Dan Conroy’s Triumph Ruth Dorothy Reisberg Vocal Selections (a) “Fairy Moonlight (b) Eulalie (c) “The Story of a Tack Boys’ Glee Club Essay and Valedictory.....................“The Joy of Working S. Elizabeth Carlson Chorus — Alma Mater .........................HARRISON COLLINS Conferring of Diplomas rattfMMNT This was found attached to a “Tiger article, which had been sent to Mr. Martin to be typewritten, “This is neither a detective agency nor a Chinese laundry. —12 —