South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Bob told me I was the eighth wonder of the world. VVhat did you say? HI told him not to let me catch him with any of the other seven. -Ex. He: VVhen l was young the doctors said if I didn't quit smok- ing, I'd become feeble-minded. She: l'VVell. why didn't you quit ? -Ex. Compliments of Room 401 SQUARE DEAL Foon STORE GROCERIES and MEATS FRESH VEGETABLES And FRUITS We Deliver Quality and Service Our Foundation BRADY 81 CRISLIP M. 0630 1136 S. Main Akron, Ohio judge: Next. Man: Who, me? judge : Born P Man: Yes, sir. Judge : Vtfhere ? Man : Russia. Judge: WV hat part? Man: All of me. Judge: XV hy did you leave it? Man: I couldn't bring it with me. Judge: W'here were your fore- fathers born? Man: I only got one father. judge: Your business? Man : Rotten. Judge: VVhere's W3Sl1lI1gtOH? Man: 'He's dead. Judge: I mean the Capitol of the Lf S. Man: They loaned it to Eu- rope. judge: W'here was the Dec- laration of Independence signed? Man: At the bottom. Judge: Do you promise to sup- port the constitution? Man: Me? How can I when I'x'e got a wife and six chil- dren ?-Ex. Frank W. Madden MOVER 81 ERECTOR M. 3762

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HERFF-JONES CO. Mfg. Jewelers INDIANAPOLIS, IND. Furnished Pins and Rings for 1930 Classes at South High School JOE COX, Representat ve

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The Home of I SCHOOL SAVINGS , SV' IN AKRON A P 22552 l i g EE :Zhu EEE Ii 7 lg lah! EEEEIEQEEE lllu lt F5555 ' EE lllllluk l I m...1gzg5 I AKRON SAVINGS at fy 'X5,2g-gi LOAN COMPANY 5 7 f 2 'ASL Q V Q ML 156 S. Main Corner of Bowery . BETTER HALVES Compllments Customer: That chicken l bought I l 1 ' hh f' G 0 R D 0 N 7 S yelgiglgglz 1?'cHlgOw:SSa hcgfpy and con- tented chicken, ma'am and had noth- CLOTHING ing to wish .for. TEx.H FURNISHINGS Charlie dearf' Said the fond wife, U1 started today to economize On our S H 0 E S expenses. 762 S. Main At Thornton Good darling. How did you do it? I cut all your Havana cigars in half so you'll have tXV1CC as many. -Ex. SCHMIDT'S Grocery 81 Meat Market Where Quality and Economy Go Hand In Handw SUPER DELIVERY SERVICE 516 W. Thornton St. M. 6629 Compliments Of A Friend R. B. KOONTZ Adamson Machine Shop