South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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HERFF-JONES CO. Mfg. Jewelers INDIANAPOLIS, IND. Furnished Pins and Rings for 1930 Classes at South High School JOE COX, Representat ve

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STUDENTS MEET AND EAT AT SAYER'S 58 W. THORNTON ST. Thornton Barber Shop and Ladies' Parlor Permanent Waving M arcelling Finger Waving 389 W. THORNTON ST. Phone Main 1286 Tourist tfrom Caliiorniab : 'The water seems much harder here than where I come from. Hotel Keeper: VVell, you see, it rains harder here. -Ex. Doctor: How are you feel- ing? Patient: Pretty well, except for my breathing. Doctor: XVell, l'll see if I cant stop that tomorrow. -Ex. Ammann's Watch 85 Clock Shop Watches and Clocksi' Special Attention Given to All Kinds of Watch and Clock Repairing Glass or Unbreakable Watch Crystals Fitted While You Wait 275 W. THORNTON STREET fAt Canal Bridge? Phone P. 8362 Akron, Ohio COMPLIMENTS of MAJESTIC THEATER ROBINSON'S BOOK STORE 32 So. Howard St. A Book Store for 70 Years Office Supplies Stationery Gift Cards Fancy Goods Books . . . Join Our Circulating Library Mr. Ncwlywecl: Did you sew the button on my coat, dear?'l Mrs. Newlywed: No, darling, I couldn't Iincl the button. so 1 just sewed up the button hole. -Ex. Miss Hamilton: How long did the UU meeting last. Conrad: Till the end.

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Bob told me I was the eighth wonder of the world. VVhat did you say? HI told him not to let me catch him with any of the other seven. -Ex. He: VVhen l was young the doctors said if I didn't quit smok- ing, I'd become feeble-minded. She: l'VVell. why didn't you quit ? -Ex. Compliments of Room 401 SQUARE DEAL Foon STORE GROCERIES and MEATS FRESH VEGETABLES And FRUITS We Deliver Quality and Service Our Foundation BRADY 81 CRISLIP M. 0630 1136 S. Main Akron, Ohio judge: Next. Man: Who, me? judge : Born P Man: Yes, sir. Judge : Vtfhere ? Man : Russia. Judge: WV hat part? Man: All of me. Judge: XV hy did you leave it? Man: I couldn't bring it with me. Judge: W'here were your fore- fathers born? Man: I only got one father. judge: Your business? Man : Rotten. Judge: VVhere's W3Sl1lI1gtOH? Man: 'He's dead. Judge: I mean the Capitol of the Lf S. Man: They loaned it to Eu- rope. judge: W'here was the Dec- laration of Independence signed? Man: At the bottom. Judge: Do you promise to sup- port the constitution? Man: Me? How can I when I'x'e got a wife and six chil- dren ?-Ex. Frank W. Madden MOVER 81 ERECTOR M. 3762