South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Compliments of CONART MOTOR SALES Ahron's Plymouth Dealer 956 S. MAIN ST. M. 3545 COMPLIMENTS OF MOON and SUN DRY CLEANERS CLEANING PRESSING REPAIRING 1018 S. MAIN ST. M. 3138 lYhat happened to the live foolish virgins who had no oil in their P A L A C E lampfu W SHOE SERVICE SHOP They were arrested by a trathc Omccrjf-EX, Joseph Sylvester, Prop. 21 If II Ladies, and Gents', Advertisements from various pa- Boys, and Girls, DCTS5 SHOES REPAIRED Bulldog for saleg will cat any- thing: very fond of chilclrenf, HWanted: A boy to be partly out- side and partly behind the counter. -EX. High Grade Leather Reasonable Prices GEO. C. ROUSH FANCY GROCERIES BEST MEATS At Fair Prices 569 W. Thornton St. Akron M. 0787 Speaking of bathing in famous springs, said the tramp to the tour- ist, ul bathed in the spring of ,S6. -lfx. Sign in an undertaker's window! lion Voyage l-Ex.

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So jones has two cars ? Yes. he coulcln't get all his ac- cessories on one. -lux. Customer: t'The eggs I bought from you weren't fresh. Storekeeper: lt's your own fault 2 Customer: t'Huh? Storekeeper: I offered 'em to you last week, ancl you wouldn't have 'em! -Ex. Little Mary. getting her lirst sight of a peacock: Look quick. auntie, one of your chickens is in bloom. - EX. Hes a mean man. How so? t'lYhen his little daughter begs for an ice-cream sundae, he asks her whether she wouldn't rather have a gold wrist-watch when she's nine- teen. -Ex. May I hold your Palmolive ? Not on your Lifebuoy . I guess l'm outa I.ux . Yes, Ivory formed. -Ex. He was showing her thru the loco- motive works. XVhat's that big thing over there F said she. That's a locomotive boiler. Why do they boil the locomo- tive F To make the locomotive tender, he replied.-Ex. Italian laborer: Help! Help! Gari- boldi he stuck in da mud. Foreman: ,How far up? Laborer: Up to hees ankuls. Foreman: Oh let him walk out. Italian laborer: Oh no he canna, he canna. He wronga end up.-Ex. I hear the sea captain's wife ran away. Yep, he took her for a mate, and she turned out to be a skipper. -Ex. VEGETABLE RACE Garlic ran strong. Lettuce wilted away. Asparagus shot up in the finals. And cabbage won by a head.-Ex. For New Suits or Overcoats See JUSTRITE TAILORS 1132 S. Main St. P. 8125 Cleaning Pressing We Carry a Complete Line of MEN'S FURNISHINGS We Call for and Deliver Compliments of DOCTOR C. T. McCORMISH Physician and Surgeon and DOCTOR F. B. ALEXICH Dentist COMPLIMENTS OF ROOM 306 bliMEEKER 76 W. THORNTON BAKERY

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STUDENTS MEET AND EAT AT SAYER'S 58 W. THORNTON ST. Thornton Barber Shop and Ladies' Parlor Permanent Waving M arcelling Finger Waving 389 W. THORNTON ST. Phone Main 1286 Tourist tfrom Caliiorniab : 'The water seems much harder here than where I come from. Hotel Keeper: VVell, you see, it rains harder here. -Ex. Doctor: How are you feel- ing? Patient: Pretty well, except for my breathing. Doctor: XVell, l'll see if I cant stop that tomorrow. -Ex. Ammann's Watch 85 Clock Shop Watches and Clocksi' Special Attention Given to All Kinds of Watch and Clock Repairing Glass or Unbreakable Watch Crystals Fitted While You Wait 275 W. THORNTON STREET fAt Canal Bridge? Phone P. 8362 Akron, Ohio COMPLIMENTS of MAJESTIC THEATER ROBINSON'S BOOK STORE 32 So. Howard St. A Book Store for 70 Years Office Supplies Stationery Gift Cards Fancy Goods Books . . . Join Our Circulating Library Mr. Ncwlywecl: Did you sew the button on my coat, dear?'l Mrs. Newlywed: No, darling, I couldn't Iincl the button. so 1 just sewed up the button hole. -Ex. Miss Hamilton: How long did the UU meeting last. Conrad: Till the end.