South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Miss Hamilton: How did the Egyptians lift the huge rocks to build the pyramids? Mike: They started at the top. Elizabeth Segedy: XYhat's the dif- ference between an investment and a speculation Fi' Helen Papp: l'VVell, if you're lucky, it's an investment: and if you're un- lucky, it's a speculation. XValter Beck: Don't tell me ani- mals can't count. Andy Royka: XVhy?,' NV. B.: A goat chased tive of us in a pasture yesterday. The other four got away, so he butted me five times. GOING BACK She: This dining room goes back to Louis the Fourteenth. I-Ie: Thais nothing. My whole living room set goes back to Sears and Roebuck, the fifteenth.-Ex. Young Son: I won't go to school any more, father: the teacher is crazy. Father: XVhat makes you say that ? Son: Yesterday she told us that four and one make tive, but today she told us it was three and two. -Ex. BEYOND HER 10-H Boy: Do you study Mathe- matics? 10-B Girl: No: I take English, his- tory, foods, and arithmetic. lst Student tgazing at exhibit of band instrumentsjz Three hundred dollars for that? 2nd Student: NN7hew! lst Student: Why not get a Ford? It would go farther. We Earnestly Solieit the Patronage of the Readers of the 6'Sohian and Will Cherish Their Goodwill As Friends If you would make this book a success answer the advertisers that make it possible. BLUE 81 WHITE CLEANERS MAin 5645 Eddie Harper

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COMPLIMENTS of THE HOWER BLDG. CO. NORTHERN OHIO POWER and LIGHT COMPANY Extends Its Compliments to the FACULTY and STUDENTS of SOUTH HIGH SCHOOL FOR THE COMING YEAR IT XYAS BACK IN MEDIEVAL TIMES It's no fun trying' to live in this coat of mail, complained a cootie. No, agreed the second parasite. Heaven help a feller on a knight like this. -Ex, Librarian: tto talkative fellowD: NVhat's your name? K'It's in the office. I don't Carry it with me. -Fx. Are you a good doctor F she asked the young man at the soda fountain. A'No, madam, he replied, nlilll a iizzicianf'-lfx. Prof. Cto the students in ba C k rowb 2 Can you hear me back there? Students in unison, NO Y -Ex. Son: Dad, what are those holes in that board for? Dad: They are knot holes. Son: XYell, if they are not holes, what are they?-Ex. Compliments 0f Room 302 The only difference between women and bees is that bees stop buzzing once in awhile.-Ex. To watch Miss Pusateri take the attendance you'd think she was taking inventory!!