South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Compliments Compliments of of Joe Madden St Son A Friend 20 N. Fir St. MAin 5412 Teacher: Give Lincoln's Gettys- burg Address. Pupil: 1 didn't know he lived there.-Ex. ,J -- -- Compliments of :Xfter terrihc struggles, the fresh- man finally tinished his examination paper, and then, at the end, wrote: Dear Professor: If you sell any of my answers t o the funny papers, I expect you to split 50-50 with me. -lax. Watch the live-wire students! How'd they get that way? Drinking Akron Pure Milk --One quart every day! Our Milk for Pep', THE AKRON PURE MILK CO. Main 4630

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Tell Your Troubles to Keith HWII OWCPS BIECHLIN BROS. Work Guaranteed BARB. 0728 R We Call for and Deliver Compliments Compliments of of 214 411 Compliments of Al1ern's-Florists 561 BOWERY ST. 675 W. EXCHANGE ST. Rich Farmer fin New Yorkjz NVrap these two pears up for me, young man. How much? Four dollars, sir. Ifarmer Lhanding out live dollar hilll: Keep the change: l took a grape while you weren't looking. -Ex. Oiiicer fto tramp lying' on grass in parkl: XYhat are you doing there? Rozot just kinda gettin' the lay of the land. -Fx,