South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Compliments of Room 205 Fidelity Mutual Life Insurance Co. Of Philadelphia Louis E. Zak, Mgr. 321 METROPOLITAN BLDG. Dear Old South We're Here, You See, With Best Regards From 403 Harley-Davison Motorcycles MAIN CYCLE CO. s. MAIN ST. Compliments of THE CITY LAUNDRY DRY CLEANING CO. uflkronis Favoriten 637 S. Main St. Akron, Telephone MAin 1463 81 O. Sophomore Cin Caesarl : And they crossed the river by Fords. A Seotchman was walking in Detroit with a pair of rumpled trousers on his arm. A kindly citizen asked: t'May 1 help you? The Scotchman said: Can you tell me where the Detroit Free Press is? -Ex. john: Do you believe in clubs for women? Tom: Yes, if kindness fails.-Ex. Mother: Johnny, you can't have a piece of cake today. It's too heavy for you. johnny: Oh, no, Mother. l'll take it with both hands.-Ex.

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Compliments Compliments of of Joe Madden St Son A Friend 20 N. Fir St. MAin 5412 Teacher: Give Lincoln's Gettys- burg Address. Pupil: 1 didn't know he lived there.-Ex. ,J -- -- Compliments of :Xfter terrihc struggles, the fresh- man finally tinished his examination paper, and then, at the end, wrote: Dear Professor: If you sell any of my answers t o the funny papers, I expect you to split 50-50 with me. -lax. Watch the live-wire students! How'd they get that way? Drinking Akron Pure Milk --One quart every day! Our Milk for Pep', THE AKRON PURE MILK CO. Main 4630