South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Compliments of Room 205 Fidelity Mutual Life Insurance Co. Of Philadelphia Louis E. Zak, Mgr. 321 METROPOLITAN BLDG. Dear Old South We're Here, You See, With Best Regards From 403 Harley-Davison Motorcycles MAIN CYCLE CO. s. MAIN ST. Compliments of THE CITY LAUNDRY DRY CLEANING CO. uflkronis Favoriten 637 S. Main St. Akron, Telephone MAin 1463 81 O. Sophomore Cin Caesarl : And they crossed the river by Fords. A Seotchman was walking in Detroit with a pair of rumpled trousers on his arm. A kindly citizen asked: t'May 1 help you? The Scotchman said: Can you tell me where the Detroit Free Press is? -Ex. john: Do you believe in clubs for women? Tom: Yes, if kindness fails.-Ex. Mother: Johnny, you can't have a piece of cake today. It's too heavy for you. johnny: Oh, no, Mother. l'll take it with both hands.-Ex.

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Compliments of FRANK D. ADAMS The Indian Medicine Man In Business for Your Health P0-CA-TA-L0 933 s. MAIN ST.

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