South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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THE SOI-LIAN1930 Zeis and llickman, bench-pushers from Calhoun County, doing Volga Roatmen stuff for the Sohian. Mistress- l am Cornish by birthf, New Maid- Gee! I thought it was caused by tight shoesf'-lw Johnny-Mother, was Robinson Crusoe an acrobat? Mother-No, johnny. XYhat makes you think so? ,lohnn '-Well, it says in this hook that after he was through with his cla s Work he sat l 5 down on his chest.-Exchange. Mr. lloul- Name three things containing starch. Bob DeVore- My collar and cuffs. Mr. Switzer Qto pupilb- Speak louder, he enthusiastic, open your mouth, ancl throw your- self into it! Mr. Zook- You can't sleep in class. Russell Shaw- I.know it: l've been trying for half an hour. Smxzdzzl in A krmi Student tdashing up to lihrarianj- Miss Hammitt, l want 'Thr fvizmtioizal lflisiory of :lkr0n'! Long accustomed to strange requests, Miss Hammitt handed her The Centennial History of Akron. page lzmzdred sifty-one

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TI-IEYSOI-IIAN193O Mother-johnny, when I left there were three pieces of cake in the pantryg now there is one. How did that happen? Johnny-Oh! it was so dark in the pantry I didn't see the other piece.-Ex. Rastus- You says anything to me, big boy, an' I'll make you eat yo' words. Mose- Chicken dumplin's, hot biscuits, an' water melon V'-Ex. According I0 the aram fvaperxvz Circus maxinnis was one nf the good emperors. Plebeians were followers of Plebe. Socrates were people who deserted. Salamis was a religion of XYestern Europe. The Punic XVars were between Rome and Cartilage. The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin was written by Daridam. Let the brunettes cheer up, It isn't necessary to be a blonde to be light-headed. Scotchman-'lHow do ou sell egffs F Y :- Clerk- Four cents apiece for the good ones, and three cents for the cracked ones. Scotchman-'fCrack me a half dozen. -Ex. Well, old dear, I suppose we'll meet again? ':VVell, accidents will happen. -Ex. Sill? DOC.Yl1'f Harm Him Rose fto girls in gyml-i'See, kids, I've got on a petticoat at last. Georgia- I know who made you put it on. Rose- Who F Georgia- Old Man Winter. Rose- Oh, I don't have him for any of my classes. -Fx. page I1 mzdrvd si,1'fy-f'zc'0 7 7 I