South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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THE SOHIAN 1930 HERE AND THERE-AROUND SOUTH HIGH Wallace Moore: lJad, you're a lucky guy! Nr. Moore: Hell, how's that? Wallace: Well, you won't have to buy many school books this year. 'cause I llunkedf' Mr. .Xnderson Cin American Historyl: Now children, try and remember that it was Roger XYilliams who was banished from Massachusetts, not XVill Rogers. Miss Tilock: XYhat is a mountain? Freshie: A level plain with a humped back. P Mr. XYhite: XYhen was Rome built? Tom Porter: At night. Mr. XYhite: XYho told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasnlt built in a day. Ain? if thc Truth? Found in a st'udentls Latin book: Ulf there should be another flood, For refuge hither tly, Though the whole world should be sub- merged, This book would still be dry. Mora Folk: Love-making is the same as it always was. NY. Beck: How can you tell?l' Mora: I've just read of a Greek maiden who sat and listened to a lyre all night. Mr. Switzer: That answer is as clear as mudf' Jess Cooper: NXT-ll, doesn't that cover the ground? Mr. Switzer: XYhat is the active voice? Glen: XYhen the subject acts. Mr. S.: XYhat is the passive voice? Glen: XYhen the subject sits down. In the Ctzfefcrzlr Miss Due Cto Mr. Switzerj: Where did you get that mince pie? I didn't see any on the counter. Mr. Switzer: Here, I'll give you some of mine. Pious of me, isn't it? 10-ll Ilzlvtory Mrs. McLean: XYhat is Helleland? L. D.: The Northmeifs hell. B. B.: That's a hot one. Coach: Which was the greater achieve- ment, the taming of the horse, or the harnessing of steam? Joe: The taming of the horse. Coach: Why? joe: Because a lot of the things now have horse-power. Ilill Deueen: 'tln football practice you have to take plenty of calisthenicsf' Rolan Iiniely: lYhat kind of medicine is that? page lzmzdrcc I fifty-ezine

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THE SOI-LIAN1930 Zeis and llickman, bench-pushers from Calhoun County, doing Volga Roatmen stuff for the Sohian. Mistress- l am Cornish by birthf, New Maid- Gee! I thought it was caused by tight shoesf'-lw Johnny-Mother, was Robinson Crusoe an acrobat? Mother-No, johnny. XYhat makes you think so? ,lohnn '-Well, it says in this hook that after he was through with his cla s Work he sat l 5 down on his chest.-Exchange. Mr. lloul- Name three things containing starch. Bob DeVore- My collar and cuffs. Mr. Switzer Qto pupilb- Speak louder, he enthusiastic, open your mouth, ancl throw your- self into it! Mr. Zook- You can't sleep in class. Russell Shaw- I.know it: l've been trying for half an hour. Smxzdzzl in A krmi Student tdashing up to lihrarianj- Miss Hammitt, l want 'Thr fvizmtioizal lflisiory of :lkr0n'! Long accustomed to strange requests, Miss Hammitt handed her The Centennial History of Akron. page lzmzdred sifty-one