South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Bob told nie I was the eighth wonder of the world. XYhat did you say? I told him not to let me catch him with any of the other seven. -Ex. He: VV hen I was young the doctors said if I didn't quit smok- ing, I'd become feeble-minded. She: VVell, why didn't you quit? -Ex. Compliments of Room 401 SQUARE DEAL Eoon STORE GROCERIES and MEATS FRESH VEGETABLES And FRUITS We Deliver Quality and Service Our Foundation BRADY Sz CRISLIP M. 0630 1136 S. Main Akron, Ohio Judge: Next. Man: XYho, me? Judge: llorn? Man: Yes, sir. Judge 2 XVhere? Man: Russia. judge: XVhat part? Man: All of me. judge: Why did you leave it? Man: I couldn't bring it with me. judge: XYhere were your fore- fathers born? Man: I only got one father. Judge: Your business? Man : Rotten. Judge: VVhere's Wfashington? Man: He's dead. Judge: I mean the Capitol of the Lf S. Man: They loaned it to Eu- rope. judge: lYhere was the Dec- laration of Independence signed? Man: At the bottom. judge: Do you promise to sup- port the constitution? Man: Me? How can I when I've got a wife and six chil- dren F-Ex. Frank W. Madden MOVER Si ERECTOR M. 3762

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Old Time Dancing Parties Every Tues- day, Friday, and Saturday Evenings. Children's Class Every Saturday at 2 P. M. Phone Main 0505. LYNCH'S STUDIO 6'Ballr00m and Stage Dancing Up to the Minute. Beginners, Class Every Monday and Thursday Evening. Pri- vate Lessons by Appointment. Mem- ber Dancing Masters of America. Adult Stage Dancing Class Every Wednesday Eventing at 7. 211 S. Main St. Akron' Ohio. Dancing at Cor- many's Landing Every Wed. 8 Sat. after May 28. CASENHISEIPS SERVING SOUTH CONFECTIONERY 81 LUNCH P. 8567 Mrs. .-Xnflerson: hsflllltxtlllllg must be clone, clear: the moths are eating our good furniture. Mr. A. tahsentlyl: l'll speak to them in the morning. Did the ductor reinove your ap- pendix? Feels to me like he retnnvecl Inx whole table of contents. -lfx. GOLD-DICRGER Mary: 'ADU you like boys with green eyes? Ruth: 6'Yes, but I prefer boys with green backs. -Ex. There are two ways to win a wmnan. One is tu Spend muney on her. So is the other.-Ex. COMPLIMENTS THE HARSHA Sr KITTLE CO. Corner Main and Miller