South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Compliments of CON ART MOTOR SALES Akrorfs Plymouth Dealer 956 S. MAIN ST. M. 3545 COMPLIMENTS OF MOON and SUN DRY CLEANERS CLEANING PRESSING REPAIRING 1018 S. MAIN ST. M. 3138 XYhat happened to the Five foolish virgins who had no oil in their lamps?l' They were arrested by a traffic officer. -Ex. Advertisements from various pa- pers: Bulldog for sale: will eat any- thing: very fond of children. XVanted: A boy to be partly out- side and partly behind the counter. -lax. P A L A C E SHOE SERVICE SHOP Joseph Sylvester, Prop. Ladies' and Gents' Boys, and Girls SHOES REPAIRED 9 9 High Grade Leather Reasonable Prices GEO. C. ROUSH FANCY GROCERIES BEST MEATS At Fair Prices 569 W. Thornton St. Akron M. 0787 Speaking of bathing in famous springs, said the tramp to the tour- ist, I bathed in the spring of '86. -lix. Sign in an nnclertaker's window: Ron Voyage T-Ex.

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So jones has two cars? 5'Yes. he eouldn't get all his ac- cessories on one. -Ifx. Customer: The eggs I bought from you XYCl'Cllvt fresh. Storekeeper: It's your own fault! Customer : Huh ? Storekceper: I offered 'em to you last week, and you wouldn't have 'em! -Fx. Little Mary, getting her First sight of a peacock: Look quick. auntie, one of your chickens is in bloom. - Ex. IIe's a mean man. How so? 'WYhen his little daughter begs for an ice-cream sundae, he asks her whether she wouldn't rather have a gold wrist-watch when she's nine- teen. -Ex. May I hold your Palmolive Not on your Lifehuoy . I guess l'm outa I.ux . Yes, i'Ivoi'y formed. -Ex. Ile was showing her thru the loco- motive vvorks. 'Wlfhatls that big thing over there? said she. That's a locomotive boiler. XVhy do they boil the locomo- tive F '4To make the locomotive tenderf' he replied.-Ex. Italian laborer: Help! Help! Gari- boldi he stuck in da mud. Foreman: llow far up? Laborer: Up to hees ankuls. Foreman: Oh let him Walk out. Italian laborer: Oh no he canna, he canna. He Wronga end up.-Ex. I hear the sea captain's wife ran awayf' Yep, he took her for a mate, and she turned out to be a skipper. -Ex. VEGETABLE RACE Garlic ran strong. Lettuce wilted away. Asparagus shot up in the hnals. And cabbage won by a head.-Ex. For New Suits or Overcoats See JUSTRITE TAILORS 1132 S. Main St. P. 8125 Cleaning Pressing We Carry a Complete Line of MEN'S FURNISHINGS WIP Call for and Deliver Compliments of DOCTOR C. T. McCORMISH Physician and Surgeon and DOCTOR F. B. ALEXICH Dentist COMPLIMENTS OF ROOM 306 M. MEEKER niW1THoRNToN BAKERY

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STUDENTS MEET AND EAT AT S A Y E B ' S 58 W. THORNTON ST. Thornton Barber Shop and Ladies' Parlor Permanent Waving Marcelling Finger Waving 339 W. THORNTON ST. Phone Main 1286 Tourist t from tialiforniab 2 The water seems much harder here than where l come from. Hotel Keeper: VXI-ll, you see, it rains harder hereflelfx. Doctor: llow are you feel- . .., ing? Patient: Pretty well. except for my breathing. Doctor: XYell, l'll see if l can't stop that tomorrow. -Ex. Ammann's Watch 81 Clock Shop Watches anfl Clocks Special Attention Given lo All Kinds of Watch and Clock Repairing Glass or Unbreakable Wzxtmfh Crystals Fitted While You Wait 275 W. THORNTON STREET tAt Canal Bridge! Phone P. 3362 Akron, Ohio COMPLIMEN TS of MAJESTIC THEATER ROBINSON'S BOOK STORE 32 So. Howard St. A Book Store for 70 Years Office Supplies Stationery Gift Cards Fancy Goods Books . . Join Our Circulating Library Mr. Newlywed: Did you sew the button on my mat, dear? Mrs. Xewlywed: No, darling, l Couldn't tind the button. so l just sewed up the luutton liolef'-Ex. Bliss llamilton: Allow long did the meeting last? ilinrad: Till the end.