South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Father: XYhat does this 130 on your report card mean ? Robert Shepp: I don't know, unless it's the teinpcrature of the room. Ask for Schraiftis Chocolates and Schrafffs Sc Bars Wholesale Distributor The J. V. SWARTZ CO. 815 S. High si. Akron, 0. Compliments of BECICS MEAT MARKET 74 W. THORNTON ST. Phone Service Class 1Cf'sjw11xc.i Freshie: HI dunno. Soph: 1 am not prepared. junior: I dont remember what was said, Senior: 'KI cannot add any- thing to what has been stated. Ada Fenwick Shoppe Permanent Wave Special Shampoo and Finfrer Wfave. . .3015 ' .50 Manicuring ........... Marcelling ..... . . .50 75 Our Permanent Wvaves are Different. Given by Expert Opera- tors Who Know the Type of Individual Wave One Needs to Best Accentuate One,s Personality Come In Any Time, With Or Without An Appointment 719 GRANT STREET PORTAGE 4403 J Tuesday or Thursday Evenings by Appointment

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tokie akery 745 MIAMI ST. Bakers of Quuliiy n 'EARTH - -BREAD Since 1 91 4 K E M P E L ' S DEPARTMENT STORE 655 S. MAIN ST. For HOSIERY UNDERWTIAR NOTIONS Gents, Furnishings Hats and Caps Compliments of THE HOHNER PAPER C0 AKRON, OHIO l-:1wyu': Hrflltll yr say that Ilii man was clrmik that lie sat in his car in iiwiit of :ni Xlitm-ss: I flu nut. l simply sm v.-xvuvati ii waiting fur tlic light I lurii Q my-ii. -Ex.

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So jones has two cars? 5'Yes. he eouldn't get all his ac- cessories on one. -Ifx. Customer: The eggs I bought from you XYCl'Cllvt fresh. Storekeeper: It's your own fault! Customer : Huh ? Storekceper: I offered 'em to you last week, and you wouldn't have 'em! -Fx. Little Mary, getting her First sight of a peacock: Look quick. auntie, one of your chickens is in bloom. - Ex. IIe's a mean man. How so? 'WYhen his little daughter begs for an ice-cream sundae, he asks her whether she wouldn't rather have a gold wrist-watch when she's nine- teen. -Ex. May I hold your Palmolive Not on your Lifehuoy . I guess l'm outa I.ux . Yes, i'Ivoi'y formed. -Ex. Ile was showing her thru the loco- motive vvorks. 'Wlfhatls that big thing over there? said she. That's a locomotive boiler. XVhy do they boil the locomo- tive F '4To make the locomotive tenderf' he replied.-Ex. Italian laborer: Help! Help! Gari- boldi he stuck in da mud. Foreman: llow far up? Laborer: Up to hees ankuls. Foreman: Oh let him Walk out. Italian laborer: Oh no he canna, he canna. He Wronga end up.-Ex. I hear the sea captain's wife ran awayf' Yep, he took her for a mate, and she turned out to be a skipper. -Ex. VEGETABLE RACE Garlic ran strong. Lettuce wilted away. Asparagus shot up in the hnals. And cabbage won by a head.-Ex. For New Suits or Overcoats See JUSTRITE TAILORS 1132 S. Main St. P. 8125 Cleaning Pressing We Carry a Complete Line of MEN'S FURNISHINGS WIP Call for and Deliver Compliments of DOCTOR C. T. McCORMISH Physician and Surgeon and DOCTOR F. B. ALEXICH Dentist COMPLIMENTS OF ROOM 306 M. MEEKER niW1THoRNToN BAKERY