South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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If f f I 9 A y .fl . fix f N! A3 if .I I . Q, Q. 3,1 X wg X G. 81 G. TAILORS Suits Made to Order COLLEGIAN TROUSERS 3 MADE TO ORDER 651 S. MAIN ST. MAin 4021 Sailor fstruggling in the waterj :- 'lllelpl l ca1i't swim. Drop me a line Y Captain: Yes, and you write some time, too. -Ex. Fond Parent: Do you think you can support my daughter ou S150 a month ?', College Grad: O, thank you, sir, that would help womlerfiillyfl-Ex. 301 Classmates, Everyone a Friend, Bound Together To The End SERVICE 81 PRICE Paramount Tailor 81 Cleaner TEL. MAin 2976 P. Kesdorf 1190 Manchester Rd. COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND

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Bliss Hamilton: How did the Egyptians lift the huge rocks to build the pyramids?'y Mike: 'tThey started at the top. Elizabeth Segedy: Whats the dif- ference between an investment and a speculation ? Helen Papp: YYell, if youlre lucky, it's an investment: and if you'rc un- lucky, it's a speculationf' XYalter Beck: Don't tell me ani- mals can't count. Andy Royka: Why ?'y XV. B.: 'AA goat chased tive of us in a pasture yesterday. The other four got away, so he butted me five times. GOING BACK She: This dining room goes back to Louis the liourteenthf' He: That's nothing. My whole living room set goes back to Sears and Roebuck, the Hfteenth.-HEX. Young Son: l won't go to school any more. father: the teacher is crazy. Father: What makes you say tl1at?'l Son: Yesterday she told us that four and one make tive, but today she told us it was three and two. -Ex. BEYOND HER 10-B Boy: Do you study Mathe- matics? 10-B Girl: No: l take English, his- tory, foods, and arithmetic. lst Student tgazing at exhibit of band instrumentsl: Three hundred dollars for that? 2nd Student: XYhewl lst Student: Nlhy not get a Ford? lt would go farther. We Earnestly Solicit the Patronage of the Readers of the Sohian,, and Will Cherish Their Goodwill As Friends I ,f you would make this book a success answer the advertisers that make it possible. BLUE 81 WHITE CLEANERS MAin 5645 Eddie Harper

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COMPLIMENTS of THE HOWER BLDG. CO. NORTHERN OHIO POWER and LIGHT COMPANY Extends Its Compliments to the FACULTY and STUDENTS of SOUTH HIGH SCHOOL FOR THE COMING YEAR IT WAS RACK IN MEDIEVAL TIMIES lt's no fun trying' to live in this coat of mail, complained a cootie. UNO. agreed the second parasite. Heaven help a feller on a knight like this, -Ex. Librarian: fto talkative fellowjz A'XX'hat's your name It's in the office. 1 don't carry it with ine. -Ex. Are you a good doctor? she asked the young' man at the soda fountain. No, inadamf' he replied, t'I'm a tizziciallf'-Ex. Prof. lto the students in ba C k I'OX'Vl I Can you hear nie back there? Students in unison, NO Y -Ex, Son: Dad, what are those holes in that board for? Dad: They are knot holes, Son: XYell, if they are not holes, what are they iilfx, Compliments Of Room 302 The only difference between women and bees is that bees stop buzzing once in awhile.-Ex. To watch Bliss Pusateri take the attendance youll think she was taking inventory!!