South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Compliments vf A Friend Compliments of Joe Madden 81 Son 20 N. Fir St. MAin .3412 Teacher: Give Lincolu's Gettys- burg Address. Pupil: 1 didnlt know he lived there.-lix. After terrillc struggles, the fresh- man finally iinished his examination paper, and then, at the end, wrote: Dear Professor: If you sell any of my answers t o the funny papers, l expect you to split 50-50 with me. Compliments of 207 VVatch the live-wire students! l How'd they get that way? Drinking Akron Pure Milk -One quart every day! Our Milk for f'l'ep l THE AKRON PURE MILK CO. Main 4630

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Tell Your Troubles to Keith ElWI1 0W6I'S BIECHLIN BROS. Work Guaranteed BARB. 0728 R We Call for and Deliver Compliments of 21 4 Compliments Of 41 I Compliments of Ahern's-Florists 561 BOWERY ST. 675 W. EXCHANGE ST. Rich l'lZiI'lUCI' Cin Xcw Yorkb: Wrap these two pears up for mc, young man. 'How much ? Four dollars, sir. Farmer ihancling out live dollar lmilll: Keep the change: l took a grape while you XVCl'CIllt loolcing. fEx. Officer lto tramp lying' on grass in parkb: nxylllil are you doing there? Bozo: just kinrlzl gettin' the lay of the land. -lix.