South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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Compliments Of Room 205 Fidelity Mutual Life Insurance Co. Of Philadelphia Louis E. Zak, Mgr. 321 METROPOLITAN BLDC. Dear Old South We're Here, You See With Best Regards From 403 7 Harley-Davison Motorcycles MAIN CYCLE CO. s. MAIN ST. Compliments of THE CITY LAUNDRY 81 DRY CLEANING CO. Akron's Favorite 637 S. Main St. Akron, Telephone MAin 1468 0. Soplwriiwc Kin Caesari : And they Crossed the river hy Fords. .X Scotchman was walking in Detroit with a pair of rnmpled trousers on his arm. ,X kindly citizen asked: May I help yon? Thc' Scotchman said: Can you tell me where the Detroit Ifrec Press is? -Iix. john: Du you helicve in clnhs for women ? Tom: Yes, if kindness fails.-Ex. Mother: jolnmy, you czm't have a piece of Cake today. lt's too heavy for yon. Johnny: Uh. no. lXl4ltl1l'I'. l'll take it with hoth hands.-Ifx.

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Compliments vf A Friend Compliments of Joe Madden 81 Son 20 N. Fir St. MAin .3412 Teacher: Give Lincolu's Gettys- burg Address. Pupil: 1 didnlt know he lived there.-lix. After terrillc struggles, the fresh- man finally iinished his examination paper, and then, at the end, wrote: Dear Professor: If you sell any of my answers t o the funny papers, l expect you to split 50-50 with me. Compliments of 207 VVatch the live-wire students! l How'd they get that way? Drinking Akron Pure Milk -One quart every day! Our Milk for f'l'ep l THE AKRON PURE MILK CO. Main 4630