South High School - Sohian Yearbook (Akron, OH)

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THE SOH-IAN1930 HERE AND THERE-AROUND SOUTH HIGH Wallace Moore: 'ADad, you're a lucky guy! . Mr. Moore: 'tXYell, how's that? XYallace: VYell, you wonit have to buy ma.ny school books this year, 'cause l Hunkedf' Mr. .Xnderson Cin American Historyl: Now children, try and remember that it was Roger XYilliams who was banished from Massachusetts, not XYil1 Rogers. Miss Tilock: XVhat is a mountain? Freshie: A level plain with a humped back? gn Mr. White: NVhen was Rome built. Tom Porter: At night. Mr. White: A'W'ho told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. Aizft it the Truth? Found in a st.'udent's Latin book: If there should he another Hood, For refuge hither fly, Though the whole world should be sub- merged, This book would still be dryf' Mora Folk: Love-making is the same as it always wasf' NV. Beck: How can you tell? Mora: 'Tve just read of a Greek maiden wl1o sat and listened to a lyre all night. Mr. Switzer: t'That answer is as clear as mud. Jess Cooper: Hell, doesn't that cover the ground ? Mr. Switzer: XYhat is the active voice? Glen: When the subject acts. Mr. S.: XYhat is the passive voice? Glen: lYhen the subject sits down. In Ihc Cafeteria ' Miss Due Cto Mr. Switzerjz lYhere did you get that mince pie? I didnlt see any on the counter. ,Mr. Switzer: Here, I'll give you some of mine. Pious of me, isn't it? 10-44 History Mrs. McLean: XYhat is Helleland? L. D.: The NOI'tl1ITlCl1yS hell. B. B.: That's a hot one. Coach: NYhich was the greater achieve- ment, the taming of the horse, or the harnessing of steam? Joe: The taming of the horse. Coach: XYhy? joe: Because a lot of the things now have horse-power. Bill Deneen: In football practice you have to take plenty of calisthenicsf' Rolan Kniely: VYhat kind of medicine is that ? page lzzmdrmz' Jiffy-nine

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THE SOHIA 1 9f 3f 0 Zeis and lliekman, l7Cllk'll-llllSllCl'S frum Calhoun tlinitty, rluing Yulga lluatmen stutl for the Suhian. Mistress- l am furnish hy birth. New Nlaicl- Gee! I thnught it was caused hy tight slwesf'-lix. johnny-Kluther, was Rnhinsun Crusoe an aernhat? Mother-Nu, jolntny. XX'hat makes you think su? -luhnny-lYell. it says in this hunk that after he was thrungh with his clay's work he sat down un his chest.-Fxehange. Mr. Klnul- Name three things enntaining starch. liob l7eVnre- My eullar anfl euffsf' Nlr. Switzer ttn pupil!- Speak loncler, he enthusiastic, upen ynur inouth, anrl thrnw your- self intu it l Mr. Zouk- Yeti ean't sleep in class. Russell Shaw- l knww it: l'x'e heen trying for half an hour. .Nl A 'tmdtzl in :lkrnu Student trlashing up to lilzrarianl- Nliss llannnitt, I want 'Tin' S'rr1.vt1I1'm141I ll1'.v!.'1r'y nf .flkr0u'! Lung accustomed to strange requests, Miss llannnitl hanclefl her The Centennial llistnry of qXkrun. ftagv lzznldrfd .vi.1'ty-one