South High School - Lens Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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SoU'1'H HIGH ANNUAL Mary Lou Klocke owns and operates a tea room in Shadesville. Her as- sistant is Patricia M oorehead. I Hymen Freidman is in the advertising game, Charles Larkin has become famous for inventing tasteless castor oil. John Houser poses for Arrow Collar ads. A . Alice Kemp is athletic director of the Old Ladies' Home at Pumpkin Center. Helen King advertises a dental cream. John Menke is connected with the Loechler Establishment for the Cremating of Overfed Rats. John Ivanof and Mlilliam Theopilus are directors of the Society for Pre- vention of Cruelty to Rats and other Animals and recently sued the Loechler Establishment, but the case was settled out of court by Sylvester Unverzagt. Howard Kiehneyer shoots moth balls olt the tcp of the A. I. U. building every morning at 10 o'clock. Helen Jones is houseinistress at Phi Kappa Alpha frat house. Persis Murphy, Doris Bach, and Marie Adams usher in the Exhibit Theatre owned by Arthur Bushman and Arthur Carmichael. Bill Collison and Bill Meyer have succeeded Burbank by inventing odorless garlic. Max Robbins, Marius Rossa, Sam Yabloc, and Louis Kerstein own a large clothing store. Meriam Bopp is a street-car conductor. She is honored by being the first woman to fill such a position. Dorothy NVarner and Ruth Tungate are in busi- ness together. They have a line of Toonerville Trolleys running between Colum- bus and Shadesville. Their cars attract much attention. You see they are painted burnt orange and peacock blue by the Wfilhehn Paint Company. Bessie Yenkin has a permanent position with the company. Marjorie XVucher has a stationery store in Briggsdale. Delia Wlebb is her up-and-coming' assistant, whose only trouble in that position is keeping! flies out of glue. Ch yes, speak- ing' of flies, Zura Thompson invented a. new kind of fly swatter last month. It is made of thistledown and does not hurt the flies. Mfalter Thackara is travel- ing salesman for this invention. So far he hasnlt been quite successful. Leo Hall has a thirty-piece jazz orchestra. Among the members of this orchestra are Marcus Deitsh, Edwin Lehnert. Edwin Laile, and Sam Levy. As a special attraction for every Monday night is a solo by Fred Hoffman. Helen Held takes tickets at Fred 's .dance hall. Alberta Vlilliams does a special dance every Thursday night. Sara. Mliseman is giving a series of lectures on The Rights of a Hiegh School Girl. L S Leola Badders is a well known artist now. She specializes in what we used to call futuristic art. Everhart Belhorn has written a Latin book which is now used in all hifrh . ' ' ' u I tx: schools. Pauline Bloom was a great aid to him in collecting material for his book. Myron Botkin runs a hairdressing parlor. Helen Derby has a school for dancing' in the A I U buildinv' H office isijust above the Schalit-Cohen Real Estate -Rose and Sadie often disturbed by plaster falling from the ceiling caused by some of Helen 's gratciefuhstudents. Elizabeth Carver and Charlotte Clark run a butcher shop in ie state house yard. Rowena Cornwell runs a truck for this establislnnent. Fannie Long Robert Moser and He V 1 A , C - .nry 1 ew mouse are teachers in the State School for Pigeon-toed Boys, loieated in Gygveportl C C uummmnmuuunn

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SOUTH IIIGH ANNUAL Ulllargaret Matheney is matron of an Old Ladies, Home, which is main- tained by donations from Glenn Schwemley and Howard Smith, who are mil- lionaires. Louise Schmidt, Ione Ripley, Marjorie Shroyer, and Florence Nickle- worth are inmates. IVillis Powell is a traveling salesman for Xllear-ever Chewing Gum Cor- poration. He was recently bailed out of jail by Robert Mangold for kissing his wife on Sunday. HP. Cecil Snyder and son are proprietors of the IVorld's Greatest Carni- val. Mignon Siebcrt is the fat lady, and Katherine Priest is the living skeleton. Mignon is attended by Herman Schottenstein. Ruth Knollman is a snake- charmer and is never happy unless surrounded by her pets. Ed Hennessey is a living seal and eats bananas under water. lVait a. minute , exclaimed Sylvia. You don't give me a chance to say a word. I went to a performance of that circus last week. Remember Theodore Jones, the boy who enjoyed Senior Chorus so much? He is head clown in Parkerls circus, and he surely is a scream. After the show I went back to the dressing rooms and discovered that Edith Benner, Helen Saile and Rose lVinter were trapeze performers. They told me that Charles Tabor is second only to Thurston in the magic world. He gives special performances every afternoon in the sideshow for the sum of ten cents. Just then they were interrupted by faint voices in the distance, and as the noise grew louder they found that the newsboys were calling a special edi- tion of The Golden Heart. Eli explained that Harold Sims had finally gradu- ated from High School, and this was the reason for the special edition. As one of the newsboys approached, Marion recognized his old friend, Harold Mercer. Everyone was busily engaged in reading the paper. Suddenly Marion broke the silence. Orma Grinstead and Mary Treva Shipe are both married. Yes, and here's Martha Gurevitz's picture. She has the leading part in a play showing on Broadway. Seems to me that Emmett Berry and Rodney Kolb are on Broadway, too--- Did you see that news item the other day about Ferne Tope? She's becoming quite popularby singing around town, accompanied by Doris Smith. 'WVell, well! May Hyle had her hair bobbcd! Say, who edits this column called 'Skinney's Scandal Scrapsml These wise cracks sound like Annette Baer to mef' As they read they found many news items concerning their classmates. Wanna Borror, Evelyn Herbert and Ruth Iioudenslager are in the movies. Alice Langer is head cook at Grant Hospital. Naomi Kennedy and Lillian Brown are social service workers for the Non- skid Garter Corporation. Williain Arthur is Treasurer and Janitor of Arthurated Limedrop Com- pany for suppression of hiccoughs. Pearl Plotnick is a traffic cop at Ann and High Streets. Ethel Alber and Gladys Spence manage an Insane Asylum for henpecked husbands. Alice English is a famous lawyer, and specializes in divorce cases. 1 Charles Pettibone is a football coach, and is rated with Eckersall as an authority on the game. 45

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SOUTH HIGH ANNUAL Remember Rose McCollum tl H asked Sylvia. She is teaching people to drive aeroplanes in the Levy Field. Yetta is very prosperous and employs a number of old South students as salesmen for her aeroplanes and dirigibles. Among the salesman are Carl Hanley, NVilbur Huntley, Gladys Knopp, Edith Kimmel- man, and Helen Kielmeyerf' XVarren Medert teaches Greek at O. S. U. Herman Heil and Emerson Ogborn teach Geometry at the same place. Barbara Oehsenwald, Marabel Root and Alvina Henderson live together, in an ideal old maids' home. They have an old cat, parrot and a canary bird. Thelma Sallee, Mabel Ruehle, and Ruth Ruble are in the Keith Circuit. Ruth Riehl and Elizabeth Rice are in the auto repairing business. Earl Rosenblum had his Ford fixed there last week and he claims he is still trying to find some of the parts. Carl Stalder and Julius Stone are barbers in the Close-Shave Barber Shop. They are giving poor Ted Russel1's bald head treatments, but so far have not been successful. Elmo Hulbert is star quarterback playing with the Crnery Oswalds. XVesley Yates teaches Spanish in a private school for Girls. Florence Weakley was arrested the other day for speeding on NVest Broad Street. Anna Visochnick is a chorus girl in the High Stoppers Review. Margarete Pugh is now teaching senior history at East High School and Margaret Rapp teaches sewing. Alma Sturgill, VVendal Stultz and Mathias Stocklin run a hot dog stand at the Stadium. Charlotte Hilscher, Sara Foreman, Bella Fox, and Ruth XVisemiller are manufacturers of bottled applesauce. Their nearest rivals are Marjorie Newhall and Gladys Hepner, who make a specialty of canned mashed potatoes with gravy. John Comeras and Rose Winter are salesmen for this corporation. Morris Tarkov has decided to become a bachelor after his third divorce. Just them Mr. Metcalf ran up to Sylvia and gave her a hall pass. She immediately left for the lower regions where she also edits a paper called the Infernal Idiots' Jolly Jestings. So bidding them goodbye she left and Eli re- turned to his work, leaving Marion dreaming as usual. ANNETTE BAER ALICE KEMP Senior-1 unior CRK was put aside on the evening of March 26, 1926 and the gymnasium was filled with gay students attending the annual Senior-Junior prom given by the Seniors. The prize waltz was Won by Dorothy Davis and NVilliam Collison. They were presented with a box of candy. Maxine Hicks and XVi1lis Powell proved champions at the Charleston. They also were presented with a box of candy. The Ohioans furnished the music to which no one could resist dancing. This affair was under the supervision of the class officers, Edward Hennesey, president, Emerson Ogborn, vice-president, and Emmett Berry, secretary a.nd treasurer. Committees in charge were: decorations, Miss Minna Volk, Marjory Todd, Ruth Knollman, Frank Heath, and Mr. Stauffer, invitations, Miss Clara Volk, May Hyle, Ruth Tungate, Dorothy XVa1-ner, and Elmo Hulbert, music, Mr. MacDonald, Emmett Berry, Vloodford Holzbacher, and Doris Bach, refresh- ments, Miss Armstrong ,Rodney Kolb, Fred Hoffman, and Evelyn Herbert, entertainment, Miss Grove, Miss Scott, Miss NVolfe, Marjorie Todd, Helen Jones, Alice Kemp, NVarren Medart, and Nellie Armentrout, lighting, Miss Flynn and Mr. Stauffer. umvmnmunumI1mmmmummon mu-mmumnmnmnummm