South High School - Lens Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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SOUTH IIIGH ANNUAL Ulllargaret Matheney is matron of an Old Ladies, Home, which is main- tained by donations from Glenn Schwemley and Howard Smith, who are mil- lionaires. Louise Schmidt, Ione Ripley, Marjorie Shroyer, and Florence Nickle- worth are inmates. IVillis Powell is a traveling salesman for Xllear-ever Chewing Gum Cor- poration. He was recently bailed out of jail by Robert Mangold for kissing his wife on Sunday. HP. Cecil Snyder and son are proprietors of the IVorld's Greatest Carni- val. Mignon Siebcrt is the fat lady, and Katherine Priest is the living skeleton. Mignon is attended by Herman Schottenstein. Ruth Knollman is a snake- charmer and is never happy unless surrounded by her pets. Ed Hennessey is a living seal and eats bananas under water. lVait a. minute , exclaimed Sylvia. You don't give me a chance to say a word. I went to a performance of that circus last week. Remember Theodore Jones, the boy who enjoyed Senior Chorus so much? He is head clown in Parkerls circus, and he surely is a scream. After the show I went back to the dressing rooms and discovered that Edith Benner, Helen Saile and Rose lVinter were trapeze performers. They told me that Charles Tabor is second only to Thurston in the magic world. He gives special performances every afternoon in the sideshow for the sum of ten cents. Just then they were interrupted by faint voices in the distance, and as the noise grew louder they found that the newsboys were calling a special edi- tion of The Golden Heart. Eli explained that Harold Sims had finally gradu- ated from High School, and this was the reason for the special edition. As one of the newsboys approached, Marion recognized his old friend, Harold Mercer. Everyone was busily engaged in reading the paper. Suddenly Marion broke the silence. Orma Grinstead and Mary Treva Shipe are both married. Yes, and here's Martha Gurevitz's picture. She has the leading part in a play showing on Broadway. Seems to me that Emmett Berry and Rodney Kolb are on Broadway, too--- Did you see that news item the other day about Ferne Tope? She's becoming quite popularby singing around town, accompanied by Doris Smith. 'WVell, well! May Hyle had her hair bobbcd! Say, who edits this column called 'Skinney's Scandal Scrapsml These wise cracks sound like Annette Baer to mef' As they read they found many news items concerning their classmates. Wanna Borror, Evelyn Herbert and Ruth Iioudenslager are in the movies. Alice Langer is head cook at Grant Hospital. Naomi Kennedy and Lillian Brown are social service workers for the Non- skid Garter Corporation. Williain Arthur is Treasurer and Janitor of Arthurated Limedrop Com- pany for suppression of hiccoughs. Pearl Plotnick is a traffic cop at Ann and High Streets. Ethel Alber and Gladys Spence manage an Insane Asylum for henpecked husbands. Alice English is a famous lawyer, and specializes in divorce cases. 1 Charles Pettibone is a football coach, and is rated with Eckersall as an authority on the game. 45

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SoU'1'H HIGH ANNUAL Mary Lou Klocke owns and operates a tea room in Shadesville. Her as- sistant is Patricia M oorehead. I Hymen Freidman is in the advertising game, Charles Larkin has become famous for inventing tasteless castor oil. John Houser poses for Arrow Collar ads. A . Alice Kemp is athletic director of the Old Ladies' Home at Pumpkin Center. Helen King advertises a dental cream. John Menke is connected with the Loechler Establishment for the Cremating of Overfed Rats. John Ivanof and Mlilliam Theopilus are directors of the Society for Pre- vention of Cruelty to Rats and other Animals and recently sued the Loechler Establishment, but the case was settled out of court by Sylvester Unverzagt. Howard Kiehneyer shoots moth balls olt the tcp of the A. I. U. building every morning at 10 o'clock. Helen Jones is houseinistress at Phi Kappa Alpha frat house. Persis Murphy, Doris Bach, and Marie Adams usher in the Exhibit Theatre owned by Arthur Bushman and Arthur Carmichael. Bill Collison and Bill Meyer have succeeded Burbank by inventing odorless garlic. Max Robbins, Marius Rossa, Sam Yabloc, and Louis Kerstein own a large clothing store. Meriam Bopp is a street-car conductor. She is honored by being the first woman to fill such a position. Dorothy NVarner and Ruth Tungate are in busi- ness together. They have a line of Toonerville Trolleys running between Colum- bus and Shadesville. Their cars attract much attention. You see they are painted burnt orange and peacock blue by the Wfilhehn Paint Company. Bessie Yenkin has a permanent position with the company. Marjorie XVucher has a stationery store in Briggsdale. Delia Wlebb is her up-and-coming' assistant, whose only trouble in that position is keeping! flies out of glue. Ch yes, speak- ing' of flies, Zura Thompson invented a. new kind of fly swatter last month. It is made of thistledown and does not hurt the flies. Mfalter Thackara is travel- ing salesman for this invention. So far he hasnlt been quite successful. Leo Hall has a thirty-piece jazz orchestra. Among the members of this orchestra are Marcus Deitsh, Edwin Lehnert. Edwin Laile, and Sam Levy. As a special attraction for every Monday night is a solo by Fred Hoffman. Helen Held takes tickets at Fred 's .dance hall. Alberta Vlilliams does a special dance every Thursday night. Sara. Mliseman is giving a series of lectures on The Rights of a Hiegh School Girl. L S Leola Badders is a well known artist now. She specializes in what we used to call futuristic art. Everhart Belhorn has written a Latin book which is now used in all hifrh . ' ' ' u I tx: schools. Pauline Bloom was a great aid to him in collecting material for his book. Myron Botkin runs a hairdressing parlor. Helen Derby has a school for dancing' in the A I U buildinv' H office isijust above the Schalit-Cohen Real Estate -Rose and Sadie often disturbed by plaster falling from the ceiling caused by some of Helen 's gratciefuhstudents. Elizabeth Carver and Charlotte Clark run a butcher shop in ie state house yard. Rowena Cornwell runs a truck for this establislnnent. Fannie Long Robert Moser and He V 1 A , C - .nry 1 ew mouse are teachers in the State School for Pigeon-toed Boys, loieated in Gygveportl C C uummmnmuuunn