South High School - Lens Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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an n an an SOUTH IIIGH ANNUAL ii1iiinumiiiuIIIxiIIuIiInumIIIuiIIuiImImumIniIIinIinIuuIIInumuIiInnmnnnInimmIunmunummum ap' minus up nn' I n it --1 ni I O30 Cel A ' I L A I September October I nr I OVC! Calendar s Q! n 0 I . C10 .S - 1 p p J ns yur cl- n-f----. un..- -- 8-First day of school. Glad to be back with the old school crowd but not the old school lessons. 10-Our namesake visits us. Yes, a bulldog. 15-A freshie acted fresh with a senior, therefore, the senior commenced to remove the fresh from him. 17-Students start to follow schedules. 18-Room 307. 10001: plus in sale for football tickets. Bought more tickets than pupils in the room. 21-Candidates for the cheerleaders try out. Girls too. 22-Harold Sweinsberger, one of our Athletic alumni visits South. 23-A snappy football pep meeting in our brand new bleachers. 24-Constitution day. John F. Carlisle speaks on subject of the day. 25-Representatives of Y W. C. A. go to Camp Wildwood for a Y con- ference. V 26-Dedication game. Delaware 19, South 0. 28-Mr. Richards receives shock. Pupils can't locate Mississippi on the map. 29-Thrift day. Mr. Mahaffey speaks. 30-Editor of South Side Advocate mistakes hall duty people for bad 2 3 boys and girls. -Glee Club olficers elected. -Louisville 22, South 0. 'Nough said. 6-French Club oflicers elected. 7-Philo initiates wear one black hose and one white. S-First Spanish Club meeting. 9-Ten senior girls turn- waitresses at the Neil House for the benefit of the Children's Hospital. 10-Springfield noses us out of a victory 12-10. 12-Hey! Hey! and ukeleles appear at school. 14-Sesame Club meeting. 16-Duo pep meeting for football and the Optic. 17-Yea team! South 13, West 9. 19-Election of Junior Oihcers. 2-1-Girls practise dance on athletic field to the amusement of a select audience. 22-Tables turned at Girls Reserves faculty party. 23-If the game had only ended a few minutes sooner! Aquinas 20, South 19. 26-Girls start wearing blankets to school. 28-First P. T. A. meeting followed by a social tea. 29-Mrs. Robert A. Good lhlstella Esperj '11, visits South accompanied by ab- her daughter, Margaret. Latin Clubuentortains. with Hallowe'en party for new members.

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SOUTH HIGH ANNUAL 1. Everybody in college is kidding me about my girl back home. 2. How come? 1. It told a dumb freshman to post a letter for me and he tacked it up on the ca mpus bulletin board. VOICE Cover phonej. Quick! There 's a fire down the street! FIRE CHIEF Cindignantlyj : Say who'd ye think this is, the street sprinkler? FARMER: Now, come along and I'll teach you to milk the cow. GREEN IIAND: Seeing since I'm new hadn't I better begin on the calf 'Z MR. KING: John tell me what you know about the age of Elizabeth. JOHN Csleepilyj : She'll be nineteen next week. LITTLE TOMMY Cat rubbish dump observing goat nibbling among tin cansb : WVhy don't goats give canned milk? Traditionally brought up young lady, looking at a iig tree for the first time: But I thought the leaves were bigger than that! If you want to tell the teachers where to get off get a. job as a. conductor. SON: Mother, do cows and bees go to heaven? MOTHER: Of course not, son. Wlhy ask such a foolish question? SON: Gee! All that milk and honey the preacher said they had up there must be canned stuff. TEACHER: Remember, my children, the mighty oak was once a little nut itself. MR. KOLB: Loechler if you are so unfortunate as to be in my section next year, I will pay half and you will pay half for a pair of rubber heels. H. LOECI-ILER: They wear out too quick. I have heel plates on these to pre- serve them. .-. MR. KOLB: NVell, they nearly pickle us. NVe pity the poor fellow who says that a baseball team can 't have fourteen errors because there are only nine players. -School mzicl Fielol. ODDS AND ENDS The natives of Japan never comb their hair While eating breakfast. If Kansas City were the capital of the United Sta.tes the President would live there. i l 5 It doesn't take any longer to haul potatoes in Ireland than'1t doesiin Algeria. The naturalized citizens of Germany can never see the ceiling Without look- ing up at it. t Eskimos never say Pardon me, unless they speak English fluently. The Italians do not care for gravy on their icecream. The people of South America do not hang Chili beans on their Christmas trees. -School cmd Field. im

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SOUTH LIIGH ANNUAL Chids Greatest School of Business The only B1lSl'lZC.9S School in all Olzio employing tzro Cortiferl Publ-ic Accountants whose full time is clc'i'o'l'0cl to traizzring Bliss College Sluclenlts Superior Courses : EOR THE PRIVATE SECRETARY FOR THE EXPERT ACCOUNTANT FOR THE BOOKKEEPER FOR THE STENOGRAPHER FOR THE College Accredited by the State COMMERCIAL TEACHER Department of Education and chartered by the State of Ohio to confer the following Degrees: BACHELOR OF COMMERCIAL SCIENCE BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN EDUCATION BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Employment Department secures positions for all graduates. South High students should write or phone for inforination now. I 131 E. STATE STREET AD2irns 4112 COLUMBUS, OHIO iIIinmunumnuumnl