South High School - Lens Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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SOUTH HIGH ANNUAL 1. Everybody in college is kidding me about my girl back home. 2. How come? 1. It told a dumb freshman to post a letter for me and he tacked it up on the ca mpus bulletin board. VOICE Cover phonej. Quick! There 's a fire down the street! FIRE CHIEF Cindignantlyj : Say who'd ye think this is, the street sprinkler? FARMER: Now, come along and I'll teach you to milk the cow. GREEN IIAND: Seeing since I'm new hadn't I better begin on the calf 'Z MR. KING: John tell me what you know about the age of Elizabeth. JOHN Csleepilyj : She'll be nineteen next week. LITTLE TOMMY Cat rubbish dump observing goat nibbling among tin cansb : WVhy don't goats give canned milk? Traditionally brought up young lady, looking at a iig tree for the first time: But I thought the leaves were bigger than that! If you want to tell the teachers where to get off get a. job as a. conductor. SON: Mother, do cows and bees go to heaven? MOTHER: Of course not, son. Wlhy ask such a foolish question? SON: Gee! All that milk and honey the preacher said they had up there must be canned stuff. TEACHER: Remember, my children, the mighty oak was once a little nut itself. MR. KOLB: Loechler if you are so unfortunate as to be in my section next year, I will pay half and you will pay half for a pair of rubber heels. H. LOECI-ILER: They wear out too quick. I have heel plates on these to pre- serve them. .-. MR. KOLB: NVell, they nearly pickle us. NVe pity the poor fellow who says that a baseball team can 't have fourteen errors because there are only nine players. -School mzicl Fielol. ODDS AND ENDS The natives of Japan never comb their hair While eating breakfast. If Kansas City were the capital of the United Sta.tes the President would live there. i l 5 It doesn't take any longer to haul potatoes in Ireland than'1t doesiin Algeria. The naturalized citizens of Germany can never see the ceiling Without look- ing up at it. t Eskimos never say Pardon me, unless they speak English fluently. The Italians do not care for gravy on their icecream. The people of South America do not hang Chili beans on their Christmas trees. -School cmd Field. im

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SOUTH ITIGH ANNUAL RESOLVED THAT BASEBALL SHOULD BE ABOLISHED Affiwimtive-Baseball is the crookedest game of all time. The players rob each other of hits, steal bases, hit the ball on the nose, let a player die on third base, and try to make a double killing. The players even act like children for after knocking the ball over the fence they run for home. Negcbtfioe-You win. TEACHER: NVhat student was so rude as to laugh out loud? FROSH: I laughed up my sleeve, but there is a hole in the elbow. -Sun Dial. tWVhat is an opportunist? One who meets the wolf at the door and appears the next day in a fur coat. -Sun Dial. MR. DUNLAP: That 's right, Bob, you 're the only one in the class that studies. ROYCE E.: Yes, and he do11't study. MR. RICHARDS: YVhy weren't you you in school Monday? WILLIAM: I have an excuse sir. MR. RICHARDS: Yes, I've seen her, and a pretty good excuse I call it. YYOUNG THING: I'd like to buy a pettieoat. FLOORWALKER: Antique department on third floor, Miss. The investigators have discovered a 1925 model Ford still in use. Oo-ED TO ED: Oh, what a cute tie. I wish I had a. dress made out of that. There is at least one girl who doesn't want to get marriedf, How do you know? I've asked her. IVOMAN TO OOCK: Oan you take care of a large party? COCK: CUse any answer you wish to this so long as it doesn't refer to a 430 pound polieemanj. MAN TO POET QUITE LITERARY: Did your wife ever inspire you to write anything. POET: Yes, she inspired The Storm. MARY CATHERINE: Great Scott, I've forgotten who wrote Ivcmh0e ! THELMA: I'll tell you if you tell me who in the Dickens wrote The Tale of Two. Cities. How's your radio? Fine, wonderful! Last night I got a quartet and tuned out the second tenor.'7 SHE: NVhy is it that at some times you seem so manly and at others so absolutely effeminate? HE: Heredity, I suppose. SHE: Heredity! HE: Yes, half my ancestors were men and the other half were women. :ummm mnumm uunnmm . mwmiiiIIiiInmuiu:mmnnuun uni:

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an n an an SOUTH IIIGH ANNUAL ii1iiinumiiiuIIIxiIIuIiInumIIIuiIIuiImImumIniIIinIinIuuIIInumuIiInnmnnnInimmIunmunummum ap' minus up nn' I n it --1 ni I O30 Cel A ' I L A I September October I nr I OVC! Calendar s Q! n 0 I . C10 .S - 1 p p J ns yur cl- n-f----. un..- -- 8-First day of school. Glad to be back with the old school crowd but not the old school lessons. 10-Our namesake visits us. Yes, a bulldog. 15-A freshie acted fresh with a senior, therefore, the senior commenced to remove the fresh from him. 17-Students start to follow schedules. 18-Room 307. 10001: plus in sale for football tickets. Bought more tickets than pupils in the room. 21-Candidates for the cheerleaders try out. Girls too. 22-Harold Sweinsberger, one of our Athletic alumni visits South. 23-A snappy football pep meeting in our brand new bleachers. 24-Constitution day. John F. Carlisle speaks on subject of the day. 25-Representatives of Y W. C. A. go to Camp Wildwood for a Y con- ference. V 26-Dedication game. Delaware 19, South 0. 28-Mr. Richards receives shock. Pupils can't locate Mississippi on the map. 29-Thrift day. Mr. Mahaffey speaks. 30-Editor of South Side Advocate mistakes hall duty people for bad 2 3 boys and girls. -Glee Club olficers elected. -Louisville 22, South 0. 'Nough said. 6-French Club oflicers elected. 7-Philo initiates wear one black hose and one white. S-First Spanish Club meeting. 9-Ten senior girls turn- waitresses at the Neil House for the benefit of the Children's Hospital. 10-Springfield noses us out of a victory 12-10. 12-Hey! Hey! and ukeleles appear at school. 14-Sesame Club meeting. 16-Duo pep meeting for football and the Optic. 17-Yea team! South 13, West 9. 19-Election of Junior Oihcers. 2-1-Girls practise dance on athletic field to the amusement of a select audience. 22-Tables turned at Girls Reserves faculty party. 23-If the game had only ended a few minutes sooner! Aquinas 20, South 19. 26-Girls start wearing blankets to school. 28-First P. T. A. meeting followed by a social tea. 29-Mrs. Robert A. Good lhlstella Esperj '11, visits South accompanied by ab- her daughter, Margaret. Latin Clubuentortains. with Hallowe'en party for new members.