South High School - Lens Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

Page 121 text:

SOUTH HIGH ANNUAL 1 IVith the Charleston in vogue we would advise the High School officials to ieenforce the gym floor. You ean't tell when the floor will weaken. Girls use mirrors to see if their faces are clean, and boys use the towel for the same purpose. FRESHY C100kiUQZ Ht fraternity pin on one of our seniorsj : IVhat are those letters? SENIOR: Greek. FRESHY: Oh! Do you go around with a Greek fellow? MR. KOLB: A man can't get into anything now a days without a. woman following him. He can lt even get in suspenders without a female going after him. I MR, MACDONALD: Who knows where Carl Ivallaee is? ROY W.: Honest, He's home sick. ' . hi-R. KOLB: Tell me what a carpet bagger is. STUDENT: One who carries his clothes in a carpet. Of all the sad surprises, Theo'e's oz.othmg to compare, With. treaclivzg in the clairlmess, On e step that isn't there. I , ---H - -- -School cmd Field. IRATE MOTHER Cat dinnerj: Johnny, I wish you'd stop reaching for things. IIaven't you a tongue? , JOHNNY: Sure Mom, but my arm's longer. MOORS: I know a man who 's been married twenty years and he spends all of his evenings at home. RITCHIE: Tlhatls what I call love. MOORS: Nawg you're wrong. It's paralysis. 1i. g One of our young friends wants to know if the State of Matrimony is one of the United States. NVhat do you think of a man who throws a girl a kiss? I tliink he's the laziest man in the world. When girls quarreled they used, to kiss and make up. Now if they kiss, the make-up's all off. ' il,-i-.1-ii, IWAIDEN AITNT2 And what brought you to town, Henry? IIENRYZ Oh, well, I jus' come to see the sights and I thought that I'd call on you first. O Opportunity knocks but once. Install one of our electric doorbells now! MR. KOLB: YVhat phrase saved the day. H. LOEOHLER: Let us Pray! unnumnunum mnumun mmnnnunuummnmnn

Page 120 text:

Y SOUTH IIIGH ANNUAL JU ES FIRST RAG, PEDDLER: Sacks, are getting scarce lately. SECOND RRG PEDDLER: NVhy? FIRST REG PEDDLER: Because of the demand for baggy ner' H pants. -Su-ni Dial. An anmml is fl grcat iiwcntion- The school gets all the fame, The printer gots all the money., E Afncl the staff gals all the blame! FRESHIE: I gotta get an onion to get these cigarettes off my breath. SENIOR: I gotta get ia cigarette to get these onions off my breath. SENIOR: Gosh, but 17131 twisted. I JUNIOR: How come? SENIOR: I just came out of a. pretzel factory TEACHER: Iklhy did you put quotation :marks at the first and the 'last of our exam papers? . STUDENT: Because I was quoting the boy in front of ine. SHE Cto himj: What is the name of that piece the orchestra is playing? IIE Cto herb : I don 't know, let 's ask one of the girls in the Orchestra. I SHE Qto her at the pianoj : INlhat's that that you're playing? DORIS: A piano, lady, a piano. HDO you know why you haven 't red hairil' ' UNO, why? Ivory don 't rust. A'

Page 122 text:

SOUTH ITIGH ANNUAL RESOLVED THAT BASEBALL SHOULD BE ABOLISHED Affiwimtive-Baseball is the crookedest game of all time. The players rob each other of hits, steal bases, hit the ball on the nose, let a player die on third base, and try to make a double killing. The players even act like children for after knocking the ball over the fence they run for home. Negcbtfioe-You win. TEACHER: NVhat student was so rude as to laugh out loud? FROSH: I laughed up my sleeve, but there is a hole in the elbow. -Sun Dial. tWVhat is an opportunist? One who meets the wolf at the door and appears the next day in a fur coat. -Sun Dial. MR. DUNLAP: That 's right, Bob, you 're the only one in the class that studies. ROYCE E.: Yes, and he do11't study. MR. RICHARDS: YVhy weren't you you in school Monday? WILLIAM: I have an excuse sir. MR. RICHARDS: Yes, I've seen her, and a pretty good excuse I call it. YYOUNG THING: I'd like to buy a pettieoat. FLOORWALKER: Antique department on third floor, Miss. The investigators have discovered a 1925 model Ford still in use. Oo-ED TO ED: Oh, what a cute tie. I wish I had a. dress made out of that. There is at least one girl who doesn't want to get marriedf, How do you know? I've asked her. IVOMAN TO OOCK: Oan you take care of a large party? COCK: CUse any answer you wish to this so long as it doesn't refer to a 430 pound polieemanj. MAN TO POET QUITE LITERARY: Did your wife ever inspire you to write anything. POET: Yes, she inspired The Storm. MARY CATHERINE: Great Scott, I've forgotten who wrote Ivcmh0e ! THELMA: I'll tell you if you tell me who in the Dickens wrote The Tale of Two. Cities. How's your radio? Fine, wonderful! Last night I got a quartet and tuned out the second tenor.'7 SHE: NVhy is it that at some times you seem so manly and at others so absolutely effeminate? HE: Heredity, I suppose. SHE: Heredity! HE: Yes, half my ancestors were men and the other half were women. :ummm mnumm uunnmm . mwmiiiIIiiInmuiu:mmnnuun uni: