South High School - Lens Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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Y SOUTH IIIGH ANNUAL JU ES FIRST RAG, PEDDLER: Sacks, are getting scarce lately. SECOND RRG PEDDLER: NVhy? FIRST REG PEDDLER: Because of the demand for baggy ner' H pants. -Su-ni Dial. An anmml is fl grcat iiwcntion- The school gets all the fame, The printer gots all the money., E Afncl the staff gals all the blame! FRESHIE: I gotta get an onion to get these cigarettes off my breath. SENIOR: I gotta get ia cigarette to get these onions off my breath. SENIOR: Gosh, but 17131 twisted. I JUNIOR: How come? SENIOR: I just came out of a. pretzel factory TEACHER: Iklhy did you put quotation :marks at the first and the 'last of our exam papers? . STUDENT: Because I was quoting the boy in front of ine. SHE Cto himj: What is the name of that piece the orchestra is playing? IIE Cto herb : I don 't know, let 's ask one of the girls in the Orchestra. I SHE Qto her at the pianoj : INlhat's that that you're playing? DORIS: A piano, lady, a piano. HDO you know why you haven 't red hairil' ' UNO, why? Ivory don 't rust. A'

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SOUTH HIGH ANNUAL mumm-ummlmImnumunmIIImIIinIImnnnumumm..ix1ImvInmnmmmmumn nIIinnnmmmmmummm: Mlhy all the flowers? Marabel Root and Clarence Harold. Evelyn Zipf and Curtis Price. The Unholy Three! Harry Bernfield with Ann Cohen-I mean-'er-a-Eva Baker. Sweethearts, eh Chuck? The luck of the Irish. Naughty! Naughty! Oh Ruth! Thanks for the Buggy Ride, eh Bill? The Macka.n Twins HJ Rare old Scotch. 1926 Vintage! Just some Alumni. Bill Ambacher, Morton Reeves, Charles NVagner. Oh Bill! Don't he a Bigamist! ! Baby Vamps. Peek-a Boo! I see you! ! Beauties of '25, Ikey Marlowe, Franky One of our Athletic types C25 Leo Hall. Three prospective Seniors. A sweet pensive Senior. Thelma Sallee. Yoo-hoo! ! Marjorie Todd. Oh boy what a girl! Esther Phelan. Two co-eds. How do you get that way Bob Mangold. Our sailor lassie! Rose McCullum. South's Bulldog. Mignon Siebert. Which one? All Alone! ! ! Lookin' pretty. May Hyle. One we are proud to know. Gerald Cross. That old gang of mine. A South Lily. Oh Zelda! ! A country flapper. Hazel SWOZYGT- ...H ....1l-- 1 I l---11 IIIIII I 1 ' 31 S1 ,E Babbert, Dot Zeigler

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SOUTH HIGH ANNUAL 1 IVith the Charleston in vogue we would advise the High School officials to ieenforce the gym floor. You ean't tell when the floor will weaken. Girls use mirrors to see if their faces are clean, and boys use the towel for the same purpose. FRESHY C100kiUQZ Ht fraternity pin on one of our seniorsj : IVhat are those letters? SENIOR: Greek. FRESHY: Oh! Do you go around with a Greek fellow? MR. KOLB: A man can't get into anything now a days without a. woman following him. He can lt even get in suspenders without a female going after him. I MR, MACDONALD: Who knows where Carl Ivallaee is? ROY W.: Honest, He's home sick. ' . hi-R. KOLB: Tell me what a carpet bagger is. STUDENT: One who carries his clothes in a carpet. Of all the sad surprises, Theo'e's oz.othmg to compare, With. treaclivzg in the clairlmess, On e step that isn't there. I , ---H - -- -School cmd Field. IRATE MOTHER Cat dinnerj: Johnny, I wish you'd stop reaching for things. IIaven't you a tongue? , JOHNNY: Sure Mom, but my arm's longer. MOORS: I know a man who 's been married twenty years and he spends all of his evenings at home. RITCHIE: Tlhatls what I call love. MOORS: Nawg you're wrong. It's paralysis. 1i. g One of our young friends wants to know if the State of Matrimony is one of the United States. NVhat do you think of a man who throws a girl a kiss? I tliink he's the laziest man in the world. When girls quarreled they used, to kiss and make up. Now if they kiss, the make-up's all off. ' il,-i-.1-ii, IWAIDEN AITNT2 And what brought you to town, Henry? IIENRYZ Oh, well, I jus' come to see the sights and I thought that I'd call on you first. O Opportunity knocks but once. Install one of our electric doorbells now! MR. KOLB: YVhat phrase saved the day. H. LOEOHLER: Let us Pray! unnumnunum mnumun mmnnnunuummnmnn